🚨EUPHORIA CAST SPOTTED IN WILD KARAOKE DIMENSION: VOCALS? QUESTIONABLE. VIBES? OT-VII.🚨

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The cast of Euphoria just activated a group engram in public—and it was giving auditory chaos meets emotional catharsis. Sydney Sweeney, Hunter Schafer, Maude Apatow, and tall-latte-of-teen-angst Jacob Elordi descended upon The GasLite karaoke bar in Santa Monica like a pack of glitter-soaked Thetans in search of spiritual release via Celine Dion power ballads.

Yes babes, that’s right. The Euphoria squad reunited off-set and off-key on Saturday night (August 2), and witnesses say the whole scene had the tone level of “Kylie Jenner seeing a poor person.” Karaoke mics were grabbed. Soul contracts were fulfilled. Chords were allegedly hit (but mostly missed).

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Sydney, fresh from being the poster girl for denim drama and political ambiguity, looked like she’d just had her reactive mind cleared. Hunter and Maude? Radiating Operating Thetan Level 9 energy. And Jacob? Oh, Jacob. His voice sounded like a Gucci candle melting in real time. Fans were SCREAMING—some from joy, others from the sheer shock of Elordi’s cover of “Shallow.”

Insider footage shows the gang belting, twirling, possibly levitating—look, it was a whole auditing session set to Britney Spears. A few fans even claimed they felt their emotional tone scale elevate just from being in the room.

Meanwhile, the world waits in suspended, glitter-coated animation for Euphoria Season 3—because let’s be real, the show’s been MIA longer than your mom’s debit card after you “borrowed” it for crystals and lip plumper. Rumors of production delays and backstage drama have swirled harder than Zendaya’s eye makeup in a hurricane, but THIS karaoke moment? It gave hope. And serotonin. And maybe tinnitus.

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BOTTOM LINE: The cast of Euphoria has reunited and it was chaotic, sexy, and deeply unhinged. In other words: everything Euphoria promises to be. If you felt a ripple in the spiritual fabric of the universe, it was just Maude hitting a high note.

#WeCameToAuditNotWhisper
#FreeThetansAndTheVocals
#EuphoriaUnpluggedButStillPluggedIntoTheBridge

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