The 77th Annual Emmy noms just landed like Tom Cruise in a fighter jet—FAST, LOUD, and with Scientology-level precision 🛸✨
📺 DRAMA is DRAMA-ing:
Apple TV+’s Severance is out here grinding harder than an Ethics Officer—27 noms across the board!! Someone get that cast an auditing session and a volcano to scream into. HBO’s The Penguin swooped in with 24 noms, while The White Lotus (which is basically trauma therapy with a beachfront view) scored 23.
Your new gods of television are:
- The White Lotus (duh)
- Severance (we’re all in the Break Room now)
- The Pitt (what even IS this, and why am I obsessed??)
- Paradise, Andor, The Diplomat… baby, the DRAMA is eating.
👑 ACTRESS BATTLEGROUND:
Kathy Bates is back like she never left, Bella Ramsey is serving post-apocalyptic sad teen realness, and Britt Lower is giving Severance core memories. Keri Russell, we still believe in you. And Sharon Horgan? Mother.
😮💨 SUPPORTING CAST IS STACKED:
The White Lotus is carrying more supporting actors than LRH carried engrams. Patricia Arquette’s doing her best “get me out of this corporate cult” performance in Severance, and Walton Goggins is still out here chewing scenery like it’s raw meat.
🎭 COMEDY? Or cry for help?
The Bear is somehow still a comedy despite my heart rate saying otherwise. Abbott Elementary, Hacks, and new chaos queens Nobody Wants This and The Studio are fighting for that golden statue like they’re in a TR-0 drill.
Jamie Lee Curtis and Olivia Colman as GUESTS on The Bear??? That’s not a cameo, that’s a full-blown OT-level takeover.
🧨 LIMITED SERIES CATEGORY IS NUCLEAR:
The Penguin is waddling off with the win unless Dying for Sex (yes, that’s real) blows up like a misunderstood E-meter. Colin Farrell is the moment. Cristin Milioti is channeling her inner DC-8 pilot. And Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story—iconic, unhinged, possibly suppressive.
🎤 TALK + REALITY:
RuPaul? Still hosting. Still winning. The Traitors and Top Chef are slicing and dicing their way through the competition, while Shark Tank finally realized you could just nominate the entire panel like one giant Thetan cluster.
🧠 BEST ANIMATED PROGRAM IS AN ACID TRIP:
Shoutout to Arcane, Common Side Effects, and Love, Death + Robots for reminding us that even cartoons can be vehicles for emotional trauma and late-night enlightenment.
📆 Set your calendars for September 14 on CBS & Paramount+
🎭 Creative Arts Emmys go down September 6 & 7
🌐 All the chaos lives at TelevisionAcademy.com
#Emmys2025 #SeveranceSweep #ThetanApprovedTV #ClearYourScheduleAndYourMind
Need a rundown for each category with spicy commentary and more Scientology drops? Just say the word and I’ll deliver it faster than you can say “Operating Thetan Level 3.” 💫
