After years of spinning records and beauty products together, DJ Samantha Ronson and beauty mogul Cassandra Grey have officially hit the pause button on their six-year-long relationship—and this time, it seems they might have actually unplugged the power cord.
Page Six sounded the breakup alarm on Monday (Sept. 30), revealing that 47-year-old Samantha and 46-year-old Cassandra have finally hit the eject button on their romance after a series of on-again, off-again moments that would make even Ross and Rachel say, “Wow, that’s a lot.”
“They finally broke up,” an insider whispered dramatically. “Like, for real this time. They’ve had more breakups than a bad soap opera, but now the relationship is toast—burnt toast. And no one likes burnt toast.”
The pair first made headlines as an item in 2018, just months after Cassandra’s husband, Brad Grey—the former Paramount Pictures CEO—passed away. But now, after what can only be described as the longest game of emotional ping pong ever, it seems the final ball has dropped.
Ronson and Grey, who’ve been living in New York City while co-parenting Cassandra’s son Jules, have apparently called it quits for good. Rumor has it, there was even a wedding on the horizon at one point—complete with what I can only imagine would be the most Instagram-worthy flower arrangements ever—but alas, wedding bells turned into alarm bells.
According to a second mystery source, “Cassandra called off the wedding,” perhaps realizing that a lifetime of wedding planning might actually involve decisions that can’t be made with a beauty blender.
So, with one final spin of the breakup turntable, this relationship has officially scratched its last track. Let’s hope their next chapters involve a little less drama—and a lot more laughter.