Diddy’s Sex Trafficking Trial Day 5: Cassie Still on the Stand, Courtroom Still a Hot Mess Express

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We’ve hit Day 5 of the Diddy Legal Drama Cinematic Universe, and the courtroom is officially more chaotic than your cousin’s group chat during family reunions. Yes, Sean “Diddy” Combs, aka the human remix button, is facing a mountain of spicy charges—including but not limited to sex trafficking, racketeering, and allegedly running his love life like it’s a canceled HBO series.

Cassie, his ex-girlfriend and current truth bomb detonator, is back on the stand. And let me tell you… the tea is still boiling.

Court: Now With 90% More Side-Eye
The day kicked off at 9am ET sharp, and Judge Arun Subramanian came in swinging like a substitute teacher who’s had enough. He told both sides to quit playing the blame game and PICK! UP! THE! PACE! Apparently, they’ve been taking longer than a TikTok skincare routine.

The Defense: “Let’s Play This Hiking Video!”
Prosecution: “ABSOLUTELY NOT.”

The defense tried showing a video of Diddy taking a nature stroll and giving strong “self-help podcast” energy. In the video, he says things like:

“Approach everything with grace, calmness, love, and God in my heart.”

Okay sir, but also… not the vibe when you’re on trial for felonies.

Prosecutors basically yelled “UNSUBSCRIBE!” and the judge was like, “Fine, Cassie can see it, but the jury will not.” Sorry, hikers.

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Cassie: Not a Rag Doll, Actually Someone’s Child
In one of the most raw moments, Cassie read aloud a text she sent Diddy back in 2016 after a hotel incident:

“I am not a rag doll, I am someone’s child.”

And the courtroom got real quiet. Because WOW.

Confiscated Items List: iPhone, Car, Watch, Human Dignity
Cassie testified that when Diddy got mad, he took everything. Her phone? Gone. Her car? Bye. Her watch? Snatched like edges in a wind tunnel.

Basically, Diddy was out here playing Grand Theft Auto: Toxic Ex Edition.

The Sedona Trip and The Mysterious Tape
Things got even weirder when Cassie found out there might be a video of Diddy assaulting her in a hotel. She was in Sedona at the time, trying to come down from some illegal substances, which—let’s be real—is the most Sedona sentence ever.

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Diddy texted her to stay close to a security guy like she was on a spy mission.

“This is crazy don’t let him out of your sight,” he wrote.

Cassie: “I don’t see why it’s that crazy.”

Honestly? Same.

Cassie Audio Tape: 100% Unhinged Rage
The jury then heard an absolutely feral audio recording of Cassie confronting a man about a possible sex tape. The energy? Straight-up Real Housewives reunion meets Law & Order.

“If you have it pull it up or I will kill you and he will kill you again.”

👀

Reminder: this woman has BEEN through it.

Trauma Therapy, But Make It Sci-Fi
Cassie spent 45 days at a trauma center called Willow House, where they apparently hook you up to a machine that regulates your brain waves so you can finish trauma like it’s a Netflix show you stopped halfway through. And no, it wasn’t for sex or love addiction. She clarified that multiple times.

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The Freak Off Chronicles
Things took a wild detour into the “Freak Off” files. The defense showed Cassie a 2010 text where she allegedly suggested bringing in another woman instead of a man for their little… extracurriculars.

Cassie: “Yes, that’s what I’m suggesting.”

Let’s just say the courtroom needed popcorn and probably some holy water.

Burning Man 2018: Trauma, But Make It Bohemian
Cassie also dropped a major bomb that Diddy allegedly raped her in 2018 after a dinner in Malibu. They had broken up. She was dating someone else. But she agreed to dinner, and then things took a terrifying turn.

“He was acting strangely,” she said.

If that isn’t the understatement of the decade.

Final Thoughts From Judge “Let’s Wrap This” Subramanian:
The judge made it clear—AGAIN—that he wants this testimony wrapped up. My guy is so over it, he’s probably stress-eating court mints at this point.

Stay tuned, because this trial has more twists than a K-drama and zero chill.

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