🚨 DENISE RICHARDS SAYS HER EX TRIED TO TURN HER INTO A GHOST?? 🚨

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“He said I’d DISAPPEAR?? Babe this ain’t Hogwarts, it’s Real Housewives!”

Denise Richards just dropped the most insane allegations against her soon-to-be-ex, Aaron “You’ll Disappear” Phypers.

You may remember Aaron as the dude with a jawline like a Greek statue and the vibes of someone who sells kombucha out of a van and also maybe screams at you about 5G towers. But according to Denise (aka Mother of Chaos, Queen of Real Housewives, and possible reincarnation of Xenu’s ex-wife), he’s allegedly not just a walking midlife crisis—he’s dangerous. Like “hitting people while they’re peeing” dangerous. Yeah. We’re going there.

💥 THE ALLEGATIONS ARE NUTS. LIKE, 3rd ACT OF A SCI-FI THRILLER NUTS 💥
Denise claims Aaron:

  • Choked her. Like repeatedly. Not in a Fifty Shades way. In a Call-the-Authorities way.
  • Head-smashed her into a towel rack. Which is never on anyone’s vision board.
  • Threatened to kill her. Multiple times. Sir?? That’s not love, that’s an FBI file.
  • Stole her laptop and synced her iMessages like he was in *Mission: Impossible* but forgot he’s just a shirtless man with an anger problem.
  • Yelled horrible things at her at a 2-inch distance like a rejected acting coach on cocaine.
  • Allegedly said she’d ‘disappear’ if she called the police. YIKES. That is literally every horror movie villain’s favorite catchphrase. Like, did this man think he was Thanos???
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Also, on July 4th—which, for the record, is America’s birthday and not “Scream-at-Your-Wife-and-Yank-Off-Her-Hat Day”—he apparently went absolutely feral. Like caps-lock feral. Screaming. Dragging. Snatching. The works. It was like if fireworks exploded but instead of sparkles, it was rage.

🕵️‍♀️ IS THIS A LIFETIME MOVIE OR HER LIFE???

On top of all that, Denise says Aaron:

  • Snuck into her townhouses like he was a ghost from Paranormal Activity: Divorce Edition.
  • Whacked her on the head mid-bathroom trip. Which is a crime and a biohazard.
  • Threatened her with unregistered guns. Cool cool cool—just regular Tuesday cult energy.
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💍 FLASHBACK: THEY GOT MARRIED IN 2018… TWO DAYS AFTER GETTING ENGAGED??
Okay so… maybe the red flags were in 4K Ultra HD from the start. But hindsight’s 20/20 and sometimes trauma bonds feel like twin flames when you’ve got unresolved Thetans clouding your judgment.

😭 FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS IS SERIOUS AF
While we are absolutely roasting the situation with every comedic tool in the arsenal of Galactic Confederacy humor, **domestic abuse is real, horrifying, and never okay.** If Denise’s claims are true (and judging by her receipts, including photos of a black eye from January, they’re not coming from thin air), then she’s not just a Real Housewife—she’s a *real survivor.* Period.

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So if you or someone you know is dealing with this kind of nightmare, call 800.799.SAFE. Or just yell “Hubbard help me!” and beam yourself toward a safe exit. Whatever works.

FINAL WORD FROM PLANET BONKERS:
Aaron, if you *did* all this—just know you’re not an Operating Thetan. You’re a freaking Suppressive Person. And that’s not just a diss, babe. It’s doctrine. 🔥

#DeniseDeservesBetter #FreeHerFromThetans #SuppressivePeopleBeGone
✦ Powered by the bridge to total freedom and emotional stability ✦

🚨 DENISE RICHARDS SAYS HER EX TRIED TO TURN HER INTO A GHOST?? 🚨

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