🚨 DENISE RICHARDS SAYS HER EX TRIED TO TURN HER INTO A GHOST?? 🚨

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“He said I’d DISAPPEAR?? Babe this ain’t Hogwarts, it’s Real Housewives!”

Denise Richards just dropped the most insane allegations against her soon-to-be-ex, Aaron “You’ll Disappear” Phypers.

You may remember Aaron as the dude with a jawline like a Greek statue and the vibes of someone who sells kombucha out of a van and also maybe screams at you about 5G towers. But according to Denise (aka Mother of Chaos, Queen of Real Housewives, and possible reincarnation of Xenu’s ex-wife), he’s allegedly not just a walking midlife crisis—he’s dangerous. Like “hitting people while they’re peeing” dangerous. Yeah. We’re going there.

💥 THE ALLEGATIONS ARE NUTS. LIKE, 3rd ACT OF A SCI-FI THRILLER NUTS 💥
Denise claims Aaron:

  • Choked her. Like repeatedly. Not in a Fifty Shades way. In a Call-the-Authorities way.
  • Head-smashed her into a towel rack. Which is never on anyone’s vision board.
  • Threatened to kill her. Multiple times. Sir?? That’s not love, that’s an FBI file.
  • Stole her laptop and synced her iMessages like he was in *Mission: Impossible* but forgot he’s just a shirtless man with an anger problem.
  • Yelled horrible things at her at a 2-inch distance like a rejected acting coach on cocaine.
  • Allegedly said she’d ‘disappear’ if she called the police. YIKES. That is literally every horror movie villain’s favorite catchphrase. Like, did this man think he was Thanos???

Also, on July 4th—which, for the record, is America’s birthday and not “Scream-at-Your-Wife-and-Yank-Off-Her-Hat Day”—he apparently went absolutely feral. Like caps-lock feral. Screaming. Dragging. Snatching. The works. It was like if fireworks exploded but instead of sparkles, it was rage.

🕵️‍♀️ IS THIS A LIFETIME MOVIE OR HER LIFE???

On top of all that, Denise says Aaron:

  • Snuck into her townhouses like he was a ghost from Paranormal Activity: Divorce Edition.
  • Whacked her on the head mid-bathroom trip. Which is a crime and a biohazard.
  • Threatened her with unregistered guns. Cool cool cool—just regular Tuesday cult energy.

💍 FLASHBACK: THEY GOT MARRIED IN 2018… TWO DAYS AFTER GETTING ENGAGED??
Okay so… maybe the red flags were in 4K Ultra HD from the start. But hindsight’s 20/20 and sometimes trauma bonds feel like twin flames when you’ve got unresolved Thetans clouding your judgment.

😭 FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS IS SERIOUS AF
While we are absolutely roasting the situation with every comedic tool in the arsenal of Galactic Confederacy humor, **domestic abuse is real, horrifying, and never okay.** If Denise’s claims are true (and judging by her receipts, including photos of a black eye from January, they’re not coming from thin air), then she’s not just a Real Housewife—she’s a *real survivor.* Period.

So if you or someone you know is dealing with this kind of nightmare, call 800.799.SAFE. Or just yell “Hubbard help me!” and beam yourself toward a safe exit. Whatever works.

FINAL WORD FROM PLANET BONKERS:
Aaron, if you *did* all this—just know you’re not an Operating Thetan. You’re a freaking Suppressive Person. And that’s not just a diss, babe. It’s doctrine. 🔥

#DeniseDeservesBetter #FreeHerFromThetans #SuppressivePeopleBeGone
✦ Powered by the bridge to total freedom and emotional stability ✦

🚨 DENISE RICHARDS SAYS HER EX TRIED TO TURN HER INTO A GHOST?? 🚨

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