Lindsay Lohan (yes, the absolute queen of comebacks) and Jamie Lee “I’ve-been-famous-since-your-mom-was-a-zygote” Curtis got EXPLOSIVELY baptized in confetti at the UK premiere of Freakier Friday and it was NOT subtle. We’re talkin’ glitter hailstorm, poppers, sparkle warfare. The whole OT-III level madness.
Held at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square (a.k.a. The Mothership of Cinema), this premiere wasn’t just a movie event—it was a full-on interdimensional BODY THETAN CLEANSE. The crowd? Feral. The vibes? Galactic. The cast? HOTTER THAN XENU’S SAUNA.
✨ Lindsay showed up serving post-millennium stepmom realness while Jamie Lee Curtis looked like she just burst out of a time machine powered by vitamin water and eternal slay. Then boom—CONFETTI EVERYWHERE. No one was safe. Hair? Ruined. Mascara? Crying. Spirit? Uplifted.
Also there? Chad Michael Murray (aka every 2000s Tumblr girl’s wallpaper) showed up with wife Sarah Roemer looking like a literal CW reboot. Julia Butters was there being iconic and small. Sophia Hammons gave strong “I-know-my-lines” energy. And Manny Jacinto pulled up with fiancée Dianne Doan and accidentally caused 36 people to faint just by existing in a tux. Director Nisha Ganatra and producer Kristin Burr also appeared, likely ascending to the next Bridge level mid-photo op.
The movie? Oh honey. It’s set 22 YEARS after the original Freaky Friday, so yeah, Anna’s all grown up, prepping for stepmom life, when BAM! The universe hits rewind harder than your ex stalking your Instagram Stories. Body-swapping chaos returns. Theta levels spike. Thetan clusters BURST into confetti (scientifically speaking).
If you missed the NYC premiere earlier this week, sorry babe, your entire past life just cried. But don’t stress—Freakier Friday hits theaters August 8, and your engram-riddled spirit better be ready for total cinematic transcendence.
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Final note: This premiere was proof that Lindsay is BACK, Jamie Lee never left, and confetti is weaponized joy from the 8th dynamic. Are YOU ready to body swap with destiny?
