Coachella 2025 Lineup: Did Post Malone Just Spill the Beans on Headlining? Oh, He Totally Did.

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Post Malone might’ve just pulled the biggest “oops, did I say that out loud?” moment of the year. Without an official announcement from Coachella (yet), the 29-year-old human embodiment of a party playlist casually hinted heโ€™s headlining the iconic festival. And by โ€œhinted,โ€ we mean he pretty much wrote it in neon letters with glitter cannons.

The Slip-Up Heard ‘Round the Internet
Post recently dropped the deets for his Big Ass Stadium Tour (yes, thatโ€™s the real name, and yes, weโ€™re already obsessed), accompanied by none other than Jelly Roll. But hereโ€™s where it gets juicy: the first two stops are on April 13 and April 20 in drumroll please Indio, California. If youโ€™ve even heard of Coachella, you know thatโ€™s the holy land of flower-power mosh pits. Oh, and guess when Coachella 2025 is happening? April 11-13 and April 18-20. Coincidence? Nah, honey, thatโ€™s a receipts in the group chat moment.

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The Plot Thickens… Like Post Malone’s Beer Pong Skills
While Posty hasn’t outright confirmed anything (because whereโ€™s the fun in that?), fans are already piecing it together faster than you can say โ€œCircles.โ€ This isnโ€™t just some random stop on his tour; itโ€™s basically a giant flashing sign that says, โ€œYes, Iโ€™ll be there, and you better be too.โ€

Tickets, Tour Dates & All the Stuff You Need to Know
Tickets for the Big Ass Stadium Tour go on sale Tuesday, November 26, so prepare your wallets and your FOMO. And because weโ€™re nice like that, hereโ€™s a full list of Post Maloneโ€™s 2025 tour dates. Youโ€™re welcome.

So, will Post Malone be rocking Coachellaโ€™s main stage? All signs point to DUH. Now excuse us while we practice our festival poses and hope he brings back that tattooed cowboy hat phase.

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(Stay tuned for more updates, because weโ€™ll be watching like itโ€™s the series finale of our favorite show.)

Apr. 29 โ€” Salt Lake City, Utah at Rice-Eccles Stadium
May 3 โ€” Las Vegas, Nev. at Allegiant Stadium
May 7 โ€” San Antonio, Texas at Alamodome
May 9 โ€” Dallas, Texas at AT&T Stadium
May 11 โ€” Atlanta, Ga. at Mercedes Benz Stadium
May 13 โ€” St. Louis, Mo. at Busch Stadium
May 18 โ€” Detroit, Mich. at Ford Field
May 20 โ€” Minneapolis, Minn. at U.S. Bank Stadium
May 22 โ€” Chicago, Ill. at Wrigley Field
May 24 โ€” Philadelphia, Pa. at Citizens Bank Park
May 26 โ€” Toronto, Ontario, Canada at Rogers Centre
May 28 โ€” Hershey, Pa. at Hershey Park Stadium
May 29 โ€” Pittsburgh, Pa. at PNC Park
May 31 โ€” Foxborough, Ma. at Gillette Stadium
June 2 โ€” Washington, D.C. at Northwest Stadium
June 4 โ€” New York, N.Y. at Citi Field
June 8 โ€” Miami, Fla. at Hard Rock Stadium
June 10 โ€” Orlando, Fla. at Camping World Stadium
June 13 โ€” Ridgedale, Mo. at Thunder Ridge Nature Arena
June 15 โ€” Denver, Colo. at Empower Field at Mile High
June 21 โ€” Glendale, Ariz. at State Farm Stadium
June 24 โ€” Boise, Ida. at Albertsons Stadium
June 26 โ€” Seattle Wa. at T-Mobile Park
June 28 โ€” Portland, Ore. at Providence Park
July 1 โ€” San Francisco, Calif. at Oracle Park

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