Kanye West is on a wild ride to Russia, where the Yeezy chief of design, Gosha Rubchinskiy, is celebrating his big 4-0. Yes, that’s right, it’s Gosha’s 40th birthday bash, and Kanye is there to bring the party to a whole new level of “what just happened?”
But wait, it wouldn’t be a Kanye story without some drama, right? Enter Ekaterina Mizulina, head honcho of the Safe Internet League, the organization that keeps the Russian internet squeaky clean. Apparently, she’s not rolling out the red carpet for Kanye and his wife, Bianca Censori. Mizulina, with the kind of sass you only see in sitcoms, said, “We don’t need any Kanye West with his naked woman.” I mean, who knew this was a frequent problem?
Mizulina, who’s cozied up to Putin’s inner circle, declared, “We have enough of our own ‘naked’ parties.” That’s right, Russia’s got its own naked party scene on lock, thank you very much. So, Kanye, better keep those Yeezys laced up tight!
Meanwhile, rumors swirled like vodka in a Moscow mule that Kanye might grace Russia with a concert. Yana Rudkovskaya, the producer with the inside scoop, claimed the Grammy magnet would hit the stage in Moscow come autumn. “I am involved in this,” she said with a confidence usually reserved for action movie heroes.
But alas, dreams of a Kanye concert in Russia might just be as real as unicorns. Multiple media outlets have thrown cold water on the idea, and the Luzhniki stadium gave a firm “nyet” to the whole affair. So, for now, it looks like Kanye’s Russian adventure might be limited to birthday cake and mysterious “naked parties.” Stay tuned, because with Kanye, you never know what’s next!
