Chris Pratt and the Great LA Fire Debacle: A Story of Miracles, Misfortune, and Mildly Awkward Ex-Household Dynamics

Buy Me A Coffee

Chris Pratt, the Guardians of the Galaxy star who never misses leg day or a chance to remind us he’s wholesome, dropped some emotional news about his ex-wife Anna Faris and the Los Angeles fires. Turns out, the flames were playing favorites, and the Pratt-Faris household wasn’t spared from the drama.

On Wednesday, January 22 (mark your calendars), the 45-year-old Hollywood hunk took to social media to give us a front-row seat to his “I can’t believe this is my life” moment. He was finally stepping back into his home after evacuating during the fiery chaos that had California doing its best impression of Mordor.

See also  'Garfield Movie' Trailer Starring Chris Pratt

And here’s the kicker: while Chris’s house was still standing like the lone survivor in a disaster movie, Anna Faris’s home, unfortunately, didn’t make it. Yep, the flames had no chill and took her house down.

Chris hit Instagram with a video that had all the emotional weight of a Pixar movie and none of the cute talking animals. “Miraculously, it’s still standing. By the grace of God, we have four walls and a roof,” he said about his own home, probably while low-key side-eyeing a framed picture of his good karma. But then he brought the mood down faster than a deflating balloon, adding that the situation was “truly devastating.”

See also  Aly Michalka Welcomes Her First Child With Husband Stephen Ringer

He didn’t stop there. Oh no, Chris gave us the full rundown of the apocalyptic aftermath. “Silver lining: my house was saved,” he began, in what felt like a brief moment of relief before hitting us with, “but so many people’s houses were burned around us, and the community’s gone. My son’s school is gone. My son’s mom’s house burned down.”

Pause for dramatic effect.

“Dozens of our friends lost their homes. It’s just wild,” he added, painting a picture so bleak even Eeyore would be like, “Dude, lighten up.” But in classic Chris Pratt fashion, he wasn’t going to leave us hanging in despair. He wrapped things up with a Hallmark-worthy message of hope: “We’re resilient, and we trust in God and consider it all a blessing.”

See also  Chris Pratt Shares Rare Photos Of His Son Jack To Commemorate His 12th Birthday

Chris Pratt’s house? Miraculously standing. Anna Faris’s house? Tragically toast. But hey, if anyone can make lemonade out of these charred lemons, it’s this guy. Let’s just hope the next time Chris shares big news, it’s about a Guardians of the Galaxy musical or something equally uplifting.

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Lucy Hale Almost Became Hannah Montana and We’re Shook

Before Miley Cyrus was out here swinging on wrecking...

Vanessa Hudgens Spotted for The First Time Since Wedding to Cole Tucker

Guess who's radiating that "just got hitched" sparkle? None...

Adele Confirms Engagement To Rich Paul, Says “I’m Getting Married”

The news just dropped: Adele is engaged! Yes, the...

Hugh Grant Reveals Why He Won’t Star in Anymore Romantic Comedys

Guess who's spilling the beans on his epic career...

Alexis Ohanian, Husband To Serena Williams, Has Lyme Disease

Alexis Ohanian, the 41-year-old entrepreneur and Serena Williams' better...

You Might Also Like

Ariana Grande Performs ‘The Boy Is Mine’ On ‘Fallon’ And Talks About ‘Wicked’

Ariana Grande dropped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy...

Nicki Minaj Updates Fans And Tells The Full Story Of Her Arrest In Amsterdam

Nicki Minaj just pulled a Houdini and escaped from...

Pharrell Williams Teases Collaboration With Beyonce

Pharrell Williams is out and about, hyping up his...

Jonas Brothers to Save Christmas (and Possibly Their Careers) in New Holiday Movie!

The Jonas Brothers are making your Christmas wish come...

The Weeknd Ends Grammys Boycott, Stuns Everyone by Actually Showing Up

Well, well, well… look who finally decided to forgive,...

Ashley Benson Talks About Using Ozempic To Lose Weight After Giving Birth

Ashley Benson is spilling the beans about her post-baby...

Russell Brand Accused of Sexual Assault by Extra on ‘Arthur’

Russell Brand is back in the headlines with yet...

Sean Penn Wasn’t Surprised by Matthew Perry’s Death

In a recent episode of Piers Morgan Uncensored, Sean...

Milo Ventimiglia and Wife Jarah Mariano Spotted At Yoga

Guess who decided to start their day off with...

Lily Allen Fights Back Against Those Criticizing Her For Giving Up Her Dog

In today's episode of "When Life Gives You Puppies...and...

Charli XCX Confirms She’s Been Writing Songs For A New Britney Spears Album

Guess what’s making headlines? Charli XCX spilled the beans...