Chris Evans Wants to Belt Out Show Tunes and Tap Dance Into Our Hearts!

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Captain America? More like Captain Broadway! Chris Evans, our favorite shield-swinging, sweater-wearing hunk of the MCU, has declared his deepest, most unexpected dream: to ditch action-packed explosions and leap into the jazz hands universe of musicals. And yes, you read that rightβ€”Chris wants to sing. 🎀✨

β€œI’m just waiting for someone to cast me in a musical. I want to sing,” he told People, likely while looking like a Disney prince who hasn’t yet burst into song (tragic, really).

But wait, there’s more! He doesn’t just want to sing; he wants to dance. That’s right; Evans is ready to high-kick, pirouette, and grapevine his way across the big screen. β€œThat is what I want,” he said, with the kind of determination normally reserved for saving the world or opening a jar of pickles.

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Of course, Chris knows this isn’t a karaoke night at your local dive bar. β€œThat’s tough, though,” he confessed, like a man who just discovered how many steps are in a tap routine. β€œYou’ve got to do it right. You only get so many bites at that apple.” A musical apple? A jazz apple? We’re not sure, but Chris is clearly treating this like a sacred Broadway rite.

But don’t get it twistedβ€”he’s not just out here waiting for Cats 2: Electric Boogaloo. β€œI’m very precious with it,” he explained, likely imagining himself in a sequined jacket, moonwalking through Times Square. β€œI want to make sure it’s the right thing.” Translation? He’s holding out for the Hamilton-level big leagues, not your cousin’s off-off-Broadway adaptation of Shrek: The Musical.

Evans also dropped a Broadway bombshell: just whisper the word musical, and he’ll practically teleport to your audition room. β€œIf you say it’s going to be a musical, I’m listening,” he said, probably while softly humming the opening notes of *The Greatest Showman.*

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And as if that wasn’t enough, Chris casually revealed he’s also eyeing another career flex: drumming. Yes, this manβ€”who already acts, sings, and probably makes a mean pancakeβ€”now wants to pick up drumsticks and become the next Phil Collins. β€œI’ve played piano, but every time I see someone drumming, I’m like, β€˜Nah, that’s cool,’” he said, as if the rest of us haven’t already reached our limit for how much cooler he can get.

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Chris Evans is out here dreaming of musicals, dancing, drumming, and probably solving world peace in his spare time. Hollywood, it’s time to put this man in tap shoes and let him shine. Just imagine him singing Defying Gravity. We’re ready. Are you? 🎭

Chris Evans Wants to Belt Out Show Tunes and Tap Dance Into Our Hearts!

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