Chelsea Handler Spills the Tea on Her New Man, Declares She’s Not About That “Marriage Life”

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Chelsea Handler, the queen of sharp wit and zero-filter opinions, has officially confirmed that she’s off the market! Yes, Chelsea has a new mystery man, and no, she’s not sharing his name—because, honestly, she knows we’d Google-stalk him into oblivion.

During an appearance on Call Her Daddy, the 49-year-old comedian let slip that she’s been romantically involved with someone for about six or seven months. And before you ask, no, she didn’t meet him on a dating app while aggressively swiping left on guys holding fish.

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Their love story took off when she casually invited him to Mallorca—because that’s just how Chelsea Handler rolls. While most of us struggle to get a text back, she’s out here flying potential soulmates to European islands like it’s a casual coffee date.

“He’s sweet, he’s caring, and most importantly, he understands that I’m not available a lot,” Chelsea gushed. Translation: He knows she’s busy being an icon and doesn’t expect her to text back in under three to five business days.

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But before you start wedding planning in your head, let’s be clear: Chelsea is not about that “forever and ever” life. “I’m not interested in long-term commitments—to work, to people, to anything,” she declared, basically embodying the spirit of a Sagittarius on a spiritual gap year.

And just in case that wasn’t clear enough, she poetically added, “I want to soar like an eagle… with my heart and legs wide open.” Honestly, that’s a vision we should all aspire to.

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Chelsea has a new man, they vacation in scenic European destinations, and she’s living her best commitment-free life. We love this for her.

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