Charli XCX just committed a slaycrime at Glastonbury 2025 and apparently left the entire internet in a hot girl spiral of opinions, glitter, and glitchy vocal effects. Yes, babes, she sang with AUTOTUNE. The horror! Someone call the Rock n’ Roll police! Oh wait… they’re busy gatekeeping TikTok.
The 32-year-old queen of Brat supremacy logged into social media—probably from a bubble bath filled with Monster Energy and crushed disco balls—and dropped a response that deserves to be carved into a museum wall with neon rhinestones.
“Like the idea that singing with deliberate autotune makes you a fraud or that not having a traditional band suddenly means you must not be a ‘real artist’ is like, the most boring take ever,” Charli typed, before rolling her eyes so hard they created a new moon.
Then she added the digital version of a hair flip:
“Yawn sorry just fell asleep xx.”
NOT CHARLI READING THE HATERS WITH A PILLOW OVER HER FACE! 💤
But sis wasn’t done:
“I enjoy the discourse. Imo the best art is divisive and confrontational…”
Translation: If your art doesn’t start drama at the dinner table, is it even art? 👀
And then, as if casually tossing a diamond into a crowd of peasants:
“PS thanks for the 5 star reviews hehe <3”
The Guardian gave her set a chef’s kiss and the haters gave her… arthritis? She wrapped it up with this spicy boomer drag:
“Really enjoying these boomer vibe comments on my Glastonbury performance. It’s super fascinating to me.”
Okay, Dr. Charli XCX PhD in Petty.
She ended the post with a clip of her performance, just in case anyone needed a reminder that she’s out here inventing the future while some people are still confused by USB ports.
Moral of the story? Charli XCX will glitch, slay, and synth her way through every dusty opinion tossed her way—and she’ll do it in a miniskirt made of speaker wires and broken dreams.
#BratGirlSummer #AutotuneIsArt #CharliXCXInventedElectricity
like the idea that singing with deliberate autotune makes you a fraud or that not having a traditional band suddenly means you must not be a “real artist” is like, the most boring take ever. yawn sorry just fell asleep xx
— Charli (@charli_xcx) June 29, 2025
