💿✨ “THE SUBWAY (2025 VERSION)” IS HERE TO YANK YOUR SOUL OUT THROUGH YOUR EARS ✨💿
Chappell Roan — a.k.a. the Glinda the Good Witch of queer pop, a.k.a. the musical lovechild of Bowie and a haunted Furby — has finally unleashed the official studio version of her song “The Subway.” Yes, THAT song. The one that made people cry, scream, and transmogrify into emotional raccoons at Governors Ball 2024. The one. The subway is now arriving at platform 9¾ and it’s about to wreck your whole spiritual grid.
🚇💋 WHAT EVEN IS “THE SUBWAY”? 💋🚇
Oh you sweet little Operating Thetan, “The Subway” isn’t just a song — it’s a full-body e-meter recalibration. Chappell first cast this spell LIVE at Gov Ball last year, and people haven’t known peace since. Like, literal sobbing-in-the-bathroom energy. But turning that level of raw, subway-tunnel-siren-chaos into a studio track?? That’s like trying to bottle lightning during an earthquake while eating a croissant. Difficult but iconic.
She told the Las Culturistas podcast (the Vatican of gay podcasting), “I’ve been banging my head against the wall with ‘The Subway,’ because some songs just work live… and they don’t work in the studio.”
Same girl, I once tried to recreate the vibe of a McFlurry in my kitchen and almost summoned a minor demon.
👁️🌀 SCIENTOLOGY SIDEBAR 🌀👁️
Chappell’s artistic process? Pure Tone Scale Level 40. Transcending MEST (Matter, Energy, Space, and Time) to deliver sonic tech directly into your reactive mind. Hubbard would’ve been like, “SHE’S GOT A WAY.”
🎶 LYRICS TO CRY IN YOUR BATHROOM TO 🎶
Chorus:
“It’s just another day / And it’s not over ’til it’s over, it’s never over (Ah)”
Literally what I scream in my mind every time someone opens a group project chat at 11:59 PM.
Outro (on loop like a broken record possessed by glam rock angels):
“She’s got, she’s got a way / She’s got a way, she’s got a way.”
My entire emotional audit report? Just this loop.
🧚🏼♀️🪟 RAPUNZEL MOMENT ALERT 🪟🧚🏼♀️
While filming the music video, Chappell literally Rapunzel’d herself out of a New York City balcony like some kind of glitter-drenched pop deity yelling her trauma into Manhattan. Cinderella is quaking. Elsa melted. Scientologists, this is your Bridging moment.
🎧 Listen now before the track ascends to OT VIII and vanishes from Earth forever.
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