CHAPPELL ROAN JUST GOT DRAGGED DOWN A NEW YORK CITY STREET BY HER HAIR AND WE’RE STILL TRYING TO PROCESS OUR EMOTIONS.
The 27-year-old glam-rock fairy godmother of Gen Z chaos—aka the “The Giver” queen herself—was spotted in Manhattan filming what can only be described as a ✨high-budget fever dream✨. She was serving CEO realness in an oversized grey suit (hello, power lesbian chic) while being YOLO-dragged down the street by a TAXI CAB. Why? Because her Rapunzel-on-steroids ponytail got SLAMMED in the back door. Like, literally caught in the Uber from hell.
And this wasn’t even her first stunt of the week. Just the day before, she was up on a NYC balcony looking like Tangled had a glam-rock baby with Lady Gaga. We’re talking yards of hair. Football field lengths. Ariana Grande could never.
The fans are spiral-texting “THE SUBWAY??????” because the word on the street is she’s filming the music video for that unreleased banger she sneak-dropped live last year. And let’s be real: a song called “The Subway” being filmed while she gets physically dragged through Manhattan? Iconic. Performance art. VMA already loading…
TikTok is about to be in shambles, the streets are talking, and honestly? So are we.
Protect Chappell Roan at all costs. Or at least… her scalp.
#JusticeForThePonytail
#DragMeChappell
#NYCSlayAndPray
