Chappell Roan, Grammy-nominated singer and full-time Christmas episode hater, has officially had it with Glee’s season three festive flop—and she’s not holding back.
Taking to her Instagram page, @lovekishakisha (co-run with her partner-in-crime Ramisha Sattar), Chappell unleashed her unfiltered thoughts. And by unfiltered, we mean no-holds-barred roast.
“This is the WORST episode of Glee I’ve ever seen,” she announces, looking like she’s seconds away from filing a restraining order against her own TV. Then, with the decisiveness of someone who’s had enough Christmas jingles for one lifetime, she turns it off and declares, “I’m turning it off. I hate it. Next.” The drama. The flair. Ryan Murphy is somewhere clutching his pearls.
But the saga doesn’t end there. Oh no. In what can only be described as a hostage negotiation with the Glee fandom, Chappell returned to the ‘Gram with a second video—this time, apologizing while someone menacingly waved a pair of scissors nearby. (Yes, you read that right. Scissors. Very Glee, honestly.)
“This is my apology video for the Gleeks that I offended,” she begins, looking like she’s auditioning for a reboot of Saw. “I am so sorry. I love every episode of Glee, and I love Kurt and Blaine.” Sure, Chappell. Sure. Blink twice if you’re under duress.
As if that wasn’t chaotic enough, the caption under her video might just win the Pulitzer for the most confusing yet somehow iconic apology statement ever: “Guys i need to the context here is that I am high maybe someone else else’s maybe someone’s not who is who is.” What does it mean? We don’t know. Does it matter? Absolutely not.
Ladies and gentlemen, Chappell Roan: singer, unapologetic TV critic, and the unofficial queen of chaotic energy.
Watch below and join us in wondering: is Chappell okay, or is she just channeling her inner Glee character?
