Chappell Roan Declares War on a Glee Christmas Episode, Then “Apologizes” with Scissors at Her Throat

Chappell Roan, Grammy-nominated singer and full-time Christmas episode hater, has officially had it with Glee’s season three festive flop—and she’s not holding back.

Taking to her Instagram page, @lovekishakisha (co-run with her partner-in-crime Ramisha Sattar), Chappell unleashed her unfiltered thoughts. And by unfiltered, we mean no-holds-barred roast.

“This is the WORST episode of Glee I’ve ever seen,” she announces, looking like she’s seconds away from filing a restraining order against her own TV. Then, with the decisiveness of someone who’s had enough Christmas jingles for one lifetime, she turns it off and declares, “I’m turning it off. I hate it. Next.” The drama. The flair. Ryan Murphy is somewhere clutching his pearls.

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But the saga doesn’t end there. Oh no. In what can only be described as a hostage negotiation with the Glee fandom, Chappell returned to the ‘Gram with a second video—this time, apologizing while someone menacingly waved a pair of scissors nearby. (Yes, you read that right. Scissors. Very Glee, honestly.)

“This is my apology video for the Gleeks that I offended,” she begins, looking like she’s auditioning for a reboot of Saw. “I am so sorry. I love every episode of Glee, and I love Kurt and Blaine.” Sure, Chappell. Sure. Blink twice if you’re under duress.

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As if that wasn’t chaotic enough, the caption under her video might just win the Pulitzer for the most confusing yet somehow iconic apology statement ever: “Guys i need to the context here is that I am high maybe someone else else’s maybe someone’s not who is who is.” What does it mean? We don’t know. Does it matter? Absolutely not.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Chappell Roan: singer, unapologetic TV critic, and the unofficial queen of chaotic energy.

Watch below and join us in wondering: is Chappell okay, or is she just channeling her inner Glee character?

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