Brace yourselves for the wildest update from the land of pop princesses and paparazzi pandemonium! Britney Spears has just proclaimed to the world that she’s “single as f***,” and she’s not holding back in throwing some serious shade at her now-ex, Paul Soliz.
Picture this: Britney, the queen of pop, drops a paparazzi shot on her IG Stories, where she and Paul are caught in the car together. The irony here? Paul’s crying harassment, but according to Britney, he was loving the limelight like a kid in a candy store!
In the pic, it looks like a scene straight out of a sitcom – Paul’s arm flailing in the air, trying to fend off the cameras, while Britney’s doing her best ninja impersonation, ducking down beside him. But wait, there’s a twist! Britney spills the tea, saying things went down differently IRL. She writes in the caption, “Why was he going 90 in a neighborhood with one pap following, only to roll the window down when the pap pulls up beside me????”
And the plot thickens! Britney continues, “Then he calls his mom and says he’s being harassed. Why did he roll the window down with me crying in the seat??” Cue the dramatic music!
Britney didn’t stop there. She threw in a cryptic quote for good measure: “Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold.” And just when you thought the drama couldn’t get juicier, she dropped a bombshell in a now-deleted caption, “I will never be with another man as long as I live!!!” Talk about a mic drop moment!
As the saga goes, Britney’s whirlwind romance with Paul has been rockier than a rollercoaster. TMZ spilled the beans back in April about a physical fight between the two at the Chateau Marmont, after a night of boozy escapades on the Sunset Strip. The drama was so intense, an ambulance was called because Britney hurt her ankle. Yikes!
So, it looks like Britney’s onto something with her declaration to swear off men. Maybe it’s time for the pop queen to focus on herself, enjoy some “me time,” and keep us all entertained with her legendary Instagram posts. Stay tuned – with Britney, there’s never a dull moment!