Brad Pitt Reportedly Devastated Over Being Estranged by His Kids

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We’ve got the inside scoop on Brad Pitt’s heartbreak over his estranged kids, and it’s more dramatic than a soap opera.

So, here’s the lowdown: Brad’s buddies are pointing fingers at Angelina Jolie, accusing her of pulling off some next-level “textbook parental alienation.” Move over, Alien vs. Predator – we’ve got Angelina vs. Brad, and it’s a battle for the ages.

Picture this: Brad, the dashing star from “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood,” shedding tears in secret because he’s missing his trio of adopted troublemakers. Maddox, Pax, and Zahara have apparently given Brad the cold shoulder, leaving him to drown his sorrows in a sea of celebrity sadness.

Hold onto your hats, because only the biological trioβ€”Shiloh, and the dynamic duo, Knox and Vivienneβ€”are still on Team Pitt. Yep, according to the sacred custody agreement, they’re the chosen ones. It’s like a Hollywood version of “The Hunger Games,” but with custody battles instead of archery.

And then, just when you thought things couldn’t get wilder, Zahara drops a bombshell at a sorority event in Atlanta. Forget about Pitt; she’s all about the Jolie now! In a viral video, she introduces herself as Zahara Jolie, ditching the “Pitt” faster than you can say “paparazzi.”

Maddox and Pax apparently tossed the Pitt name out of their lives “years ago” in casual conversations. It’s like a trend, but instead of a TikTok dance, it’s the “Ditch the Dad’s Last Name” challenge.

So, grab your emotional support popcorn, because the Hollywood saga continues. Will Brad win back the hearts of his estranged trio? Will Angelina be crowned the queen of parental alienation? Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Celeb World Turns”!

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