🚨 Brad “Still Hotter Than Your Situationship” Pitt just got spotted in NYC holding hands with his girlfriend, Ines de Ramon, like they’re the main characters in a Netflix K-Drama sponsored by AARP and Sephora.
The 61-year-old Hollywood zaddy and his 32-year-old certified boss babe were seen strutting out of Cote Korean Steakhouse—which is either a fancy dinner spot or the portal to eternal youth, based on how dewy Brad’s skin looked. Ines was slaying in an off-the-shoulder dress like she just said “yes” to the rose ceremony, and Brad wore a blue silk shirt that screamed “I own six villas and your dad’s respect.”
According to sources (our eyes), they were holding hands like middle schoolers at their first school dance, except instead of Capri Suns, they just inhaled \$200 Wagyu.
Also: Brad had just landed in NYC earlier that day to promote his upcoming Formula 1 movie, which is basically Fast & the Furious for people who know what a Roth IRA is. So yes, he’s flying in, eating steak, AND being arm candy. Multi-tasking icon.
And for the nosy ones (👀), Brad and Ines have allegedly been a thing since 2022. He even gave a “rare” comment about their relationship recently—translation: he said one nice sentence and now the internet is spiraling.
Anyway, moral of the story: Brad Pitt is 61, thriving, dining on meat slabs, and holding hands like he’s in an early 2000s rom-com reboot. We are living in his cinematic universe. 🍷🥩💅
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