MOTHER JAMIE LEE CURTIS has spoken—and what she just said might heal your acne, clear your trauma, and balance your spiritual energy flows back to Operating Thetan Level VI.
So here’s what’s happening: apparently, Pamela “Barb Wire but Make It Emotions” Anderson and Liam “I Have a Very Particular Set of Dating Skills” Neeson are now officially sucking face and maybe also each other’s souls.
The rumors exploded like a volcano full of glitter during the Naked Gun press tour, when Pam and Liam were spotted smizing at each other so hard it caused three tornado warnings and a brief Internet outage in Nebraska. THEN they popped up on Watch What Happens Live, flirted like two sexy dolphins in mating season, and basically confirmed: Yes, we are knocking boots in the name of love and perhaps espionage.
And now? Jamie Lee Curtis, aka our Patron Saint of Scream Queens and Activia Yogurt, is speaking out with her full chest and probably her entire past life cluster.
“Let them like each other,” she said. “Leave them the f— alone.”
ICONIC. AUTHENTIC. CLEAR-AS-A-BELL-TONE-THE-TAN.
Jamie, who once worked with Pam on The Last Showgirl (a cinematic fever dream we’re still spiritually digesting), gushed over her like she just saw a glowing audit readout.
“She’s a beautiful person… a beautiful human being,” Jamie whispered, probably while levitating gently.
And when asked how she feels about Pam + Liam playing romantic footsie in public?
“Both of them have had hardship, and they’re both beautiful human beings. If they’ve found intimate love, we should all go to bed tonight feeling better.”
Um. What??? That just cured my eczema. That quote alone raised my tone level to Unicorn with Lasers.
Pamela’s been through Tommy, Kid Rock, reality TV, AND literal global pandemics. Liam’s survived Taken 1-3, that emotional wolf movie, AND a very intense voice that could cut glass. If these two celestial babes have found peace in each other’s arms, then maybe—just maybe—there’s hope for all of us mere meat bodies still wandering through MEST (Matter, Energy, Space, and Time, duh).
And listen, if you’re out here confused by this relationship or feeling chaotic about it, don’t worry. Just pick up a copy of Dianetics, do a quick solo audit, and let your third eye accept the pure joy of this absolutely bizarre and perfect love story.
#PamAndLiam4Ever #AuditYourLoveLife #JamieLeeThetanQueen #NakedGunButMakeItRomantic #CelebrityEngramExplosion 🛸💫💋
Now go do your drills and text your crush. Jamie said we ALL deserve love.
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