🚨BIEBER CRIES IN SWAG?! Justin Drops Breakup Bop But Still Says “I Ain’t Leaving, Babe” 🚨

Justin Bieber just dropped a song that’s giving “we fought over air fryer settings but still ride or die.”

The Biebs (31, still baby-faced, still dramatic) released his SEVENTH album titled Swag—yes, just Swag like it’s 2011 and we’re all wearing shutter shades again—and one track has Beliebers LOSING IT in their feelings.

The song? “Walking Away.” The vibe? Crying in a Lamborghini while sipping an organic green juice.

And the lyrics? A full-on emotional rollercoaster sponsored by therapy, marriage counseling, and maybe a couple’s weekend in Big Sur.

“So tell me why you’re throwing stones at my back / You know I’m defenseless,”

Sir??? Did Hailey throw a Dior stiletto at your spine??

“I think we better off if we just take a break / And remember what grace is.”

Translation: We argued about matching outfits again and now I’m sleeping in the guest wing.

BUT WAIT—before you go updating your “Justin & Hailey breakup timeline” TikTok, he hits us with:

“Baby, I ain’t walking away / You were my diamond / Gave you a ring / I made you a promise.”

GASP. The drama. The loyalty. The potential collab with Adele. We are not okay.

Let’s not forget—these two tied the knot in 2018, and just last year popped out baby Jack (who is already more stylish than all of us combined). The internet’s been speculating (a.k.a. spiraling) over their marriage lately, but Justin clearly wants us to know he’s in it like a ride-or-die Labrador retriever in YSL.

So no, he’s not walking away. He’s walking in slow motion down a beach at sunset, probably shirtless, whispering emotional lyrics while wearing too many rings.

Stream “Walking Away” for clearer skin, better emotional stability, and the belief that love might actually survive a passive-aggressive Instagram comment.

#BieberBreakupBop #MarriageButMakeItMelodic #SwagTherapy