Jeff “I Own the Internet” Bezos and his fiancée Lauren “Serving Space Barbie” Sanchez just crash-landed in Venice like it’s their personal runway and we’re all just extras in their pre-wedding rom-com.
On Wednesday night (aka the teaser trailer before their Big Fat Tech Wedding), the lovebirds were spotted leaving their hotel and hopping into a water taxi like it’s Uber XL for the ultra-rich. Their destination? The Palazzo Brandolini—basically a palace but make it Italian and mega exclusive. Yeah, we don’t know her either, but she sounds expensive.
Jeff, 61, stepped out looking like a Bond villain turned fashion daddy in a black suit, cream shirt, and sunglasses at night, because the sun never sets on Bezos Time™. Lauren, 55, came to slay in a one-shoulder black and silver striped dress that screamed, “Yes, I’m marrying a trillionaire and I look hot doing it.”
Their big “I do” moment is set for Saturday, June 28, but plot twist: they reportedly had to switch venues. Originally set for the Scuola Grande della Misericordia (say that three times fast), the wedding plans hit a lil snag. No word yet if it was double-booked by a Kardashian gender reveal or cursed by a Venetian ghost, but we’re watching 👀
Stay tuned for the full Bezos Wedding Cinematic Universe™ coming to a yacht near you.
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