💥Hunter Biden vs. George Clooney: The Cursed Hollywood Roast We Didn’t Know We Needed🔥
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OKAYYYY, SOOOO... imagine you’re at a bougie...
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Yes babes, Ricki Lake, a.k.a. former talk show queen...
🧁SELENA GOMEZ TURNS 33 AND LOSES HER MIND (IN A CUTE WAY) 🧁
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🚨Freddie Prinze Jr. & Jennifer Love Hewitt FEUD?! Or Just Two Thetans Passing in the Night?🚨
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🚨ELLEN DEGENERES FLEES AMERICA BECAUSE OF TRUMP—NOW SHE’S RIDING CHICKENS IN ENGLAND???🚨
Portia packed the horses, Ellen packed the Thetans, and now they’re living their best Cotswolds-core life, darling.
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