Austin Butler’s Hair Joins Witness Protection Program, Shocks Red Carpet Fans

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Austin Butler’s hair has officially left the chat. That’s right, the “Elvis” star stunned fans and follicles alike when he waltzed onto the red carpet looking like a freshly polished billiard ball. Why? Apparently, honoring his Dune: Part Two director Denis Villeneuve at the 2024 SFFILM Awards Night demanded a bold, aerodynamic new look.

Austin, now rocking a shiny dome so reflective it might double as a disco ball, presented Denis with the prestigious Irving M. Levin Award for Film Direction in San Francisco. While his cranium was gleaming under the event lights, he stood alongside a star-studded lineup that included Denis’ wife, producer Tanya Lapointe, SFFILM Director of Programming Jessica Fairbanks, and Executive Director Anne Lai. Together, they posed for photos that will live forever in the annals of Hollywood’s most hairless surprises.

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The last time we checked, Austin’s golden locks were still living their best life, flowing freely and giving beachy vibes. Now, they’re presumably off somewhere sipping piña coladas, enjoying early retirement. It’s giving “New Year, New Me” energy — three weeks early.

As for Dune: Part Two, the sci-fi epic isn’t just about spice and sandworms; it’s also racking up accolades. The film snagged two Golden Globe nominations for Best Picture (Drama) and Best Original Score. Will Austin’s bold look bring extra buzz to the January 5 awards ceremony? One can only hope he doesn’t blind the audience with his luminous scalp under the stage lights.

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In the meantime, we wish Austin’s hair the best of luck in its future endeavors. Let’s just say his new style might make him an unofficial spokesperson for beanies this winter.

Austin Butler’s Hair Joins Witness Protection Program, Shocks Red Carpet Fans

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