Ariana Grande Yeets Herself Back to No. 1 With ‘Eternal Sunshine Deluxe: Brighter Days Ahead’ — Billboard 200 Can’t Even

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Queen Ariana “High Pony Energy” Grande just did what she does best: slay, serve, and snatch the Billboard 200 crown like it’s a limited-edition MAC lipstick.

At the fresh-faced age of 31 (how??), the Wicked witch of the pop charts has rocketed her sparkly deluxe album, Eternal Sunshine Deluxe: Brighter Days Ahead™, straight to No. 1. Yep. Not No. 2. Not No. “Better Luck Next Week.” Numero uno, baby.

This is technically the third week that Eternal Sunshine has hit No. 1 — which means it’s not just a chart-topper; it’s a boomerang. You throw it out, it comes back stronger, sassier, and with extra bonus tracks. Let’s not forget the serotonin-injected singles like “Yes, And?” and the gloriously petty ballad “We Can’t Be Friends (Wait For Your Love),” which lowkey sounds like a passive-aggressive Post-it note you’d leave on an ex’s fridge.

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According to the sacred chart scrolls (aka Billboard and Luminate), the album sold 137,000 equivalent album units in the U.S. in one week. That’s a whole lotta streams, screams, and possibly people impulse-buying the vinyl because it looks cute next to their houseplants.

Oh, and this wasn’t just a casual stroll up the charts. No no — Ariana catapulted from No. 87 to No. 1 like she was launched by a glitter cannon. The last time we saw a chart jump that dramatic was when Travis Scott yeeted from No. 106 to No. 1 back in September. Ariana said, “You did WHAT? Okay, hold my cloud latte.”

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To sweeten the already diabetic levels of success, Eternal Sunshine (Now With Extra Glow) also re-entered the Top Streaming Albums at No. 2 and reclaimed its No. 1 spot on Top Album Sales like a diva reclaiming her spotlight in act two of a Broadway show.

So yes, Ariana is back on top. The charts are shook. Your faves are nervous. And somewhere, Mariah Carey just raised an eyebrow.

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Stay tuned — because if these are the brighter days ahead, we are so ready to wear SPF 100 and vibe in the sun. 🌞✨🎤

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