🚨AOC VS THE BILLIONAIRE DRAMA QUEENS: NYC MELTDOWN EDITION πŸ’…πŸ”₯

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just yeeted herself straight into the billionaire drama pit, dragged the New York Post, and lit it up like a Yankee Stadium firework show. πŸŽ†πŸΏ

So here’s the piping hot tea:

Our girl AOC, 35, Congress slayer, and full-time capitalist slapper, woke up, sipped some iced oat milk espresso, and decided she had TIME. After Zohran Mamdani pulled a full political uno-reverse on Andrew “I’m Still Here Somehow?” Cuomo in the NYC mayoral primary, the New York Post did what it always doesβ€”freak out like your mom when she finds your burner TikTok.

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And BABY, the headlines? Messier than your group chat at 2AM.

One front page screamed β€œRED ALERT” like aliens were invading, just because AOC won years ago. The other? β€œNYC SOS” with Zohran’s face like he’s a Marvel villain destroying the city with free healthcare and rent caps.

And AOC was like, β€œHold up, not this tired billionaire fear-mongering storyline again.” She clapped back, serving anti-capitalist realness:

β€œBillionaires use the same scare tactics every time to divide working people. It’s all to create hysteria and keep us from achieving the affordable, dignified life we deserve,”

Translation: “Jeff Bezos, stop crying. We just want rent under \$10k a month and a MetroCard that doesn’t give us anxiety.” πŸš‡πŸ’€

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She ended with, β€œWe won’t fall for it anymore,” which is basically the leftist version of β€œyou can’t sit with us.”

TL;DR:
The billionaires are scared. AOC’s unbothered. Zohran’s snatching elections. And the New York Post is spiraling harder than your ex after you started thriving. πŸ˜­πŸ—žοΈ

#AOCForPresident #EatTheRich #ZohranZaddyTakeover

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