Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just yeeted herself straight into the billionaire drama pit, dragged the New York Post, and lit it up like a Yankee Stadium firework show. 🎆🍿
So here’s the piping hot tea:
Our girl AOC, 35, Congress slayer, and full-time capitalist slapper, woke up, sipped some iced oat milk espresso, and decided she had TIME. After Zohran Mamdani pulled a full political uno-reverse on Andrew “I’m Still Here Somehow?” Cuomo in the NYC mayoral primary, the New York Post did what it always does—freak out like your mom when she finds your burner TikTok.
And BABY, the headlines? Messier than your group chat at 2AM.
One front page screamed “RED ALERT” like aliens were invading, just because AOC won years ago. The other? “NYC SOS” with Zohran’s face like he’s a Marvel villain destroying the city with free healthcare and rent caps.
And AOC was like, “Hold up, not this tired billionaire fear-mongering storyline again.” She clapped back, serving anti-capitalist realness:
“Billionaires use the same scare tactics every time to divide working people. It’s all to create hysteria and keep us from achieving the affordable, dignified life we deserve,”
Translation: “Jeff Bezos, stop crying. We just want rent under \$10k a month and a MetroCard that doesn’t give us anxiety.” 🚇💀
She ended with, “We won’t fall for it anymore,” which is basically the leftist version of “you can’t sit with us.”
TL;DR:
The billionaires are scared. AOC’s unbothered. Zohran’s snatching elections. And the New York Post is spiraling harder than your ex after you started thriving. 😭🗞️
#AOCForPresident #EatTheRich #ZohranZaddyTakeover
Billionaires use the same scare tactics every time to divide working people.
It’s all to create hysteria and keep us from achieving the affordable, dignified life we deserve.
We won’t fall for it anymore.
Here’s to working towards a safe, welcoming, affordable, future for all. pic.twitter.com/N8ySbs7U1i
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) June 25, 2025