Remember that show Twisted Metal? The one that felt like someone smashed Mario Kart, Mad Max, and a can of Monster together and called it television? Well, it’s BACK, baby—and this time, it’s louder, bloodier, and more chaotic than your group chat at 2 AM.
Anthony “Captain America But With Road Rage” Mackie and Stephanie “Bisexual Icon and Also Probably a Danger Behind the Wheel” Beatriz are back and swerving into Season 2 like it’s their villain origin story. The trailer just dropped and let’s just say: IT. IS. BONKERS.
👀 What’s Going Down?
So John Doe (Mackie) and Quiet (Beatriz) are back, still looking like they haven’t slept in 17 years and STILL entering this completely illegal and totally fatal demolition derby called the Twisted Metal Tournament. Why? Because apparently if you win, you get one wish. Like a literal Genie in a death car situation.
And if that wasn’t enough, there’s SIXTEEN OTHER psychos with monster trucks, rocket launchers, and rage issues who also want that wish. So basically it’s a Hunger Games NASCAR edition, and we’re living for it.
😈 Introducing: Calypso, Sweet Tooth & Dollface (Yes, That’s Her Real Name)
The tournament is hosted by a mystery man named Calypso, who absolutely looks like he drinks black coffee and blood. Also back to haunt your dreams is Sweet Tooth, a MASSIVE clown with murder in his eyes and no regard for public safety. And oh, plot twist—John runs into his long-lost sister, who’s now a vigilante named DOLLFACE. Girl. Therapy?
🚨 Who Else Is in This Glorious Chaos?
We’ve got a wild cast this season:
– Joe Seanoa (probably punching things)
– Will Arnett (definitely voicing something sarcastic)
– Anthony Carrigan (aka NoHo Hank in a monster truck??)
– Patty Guggenheim, Lisa Gilroy, and others who probably signed up before reading the script and now can’t back out.
🗓️ Mark Your Calendars, Chaos Gremlins
The first THREE episodes drop July 31 on Peacock (because of course it’s Peacock, the streaming service with the most chaotic energy). Then you’ll get new episodes every Thursday until August 28, which is perfect because that gives you just enough time to emotionally recover each week.
Stock up on snacks, and maybe call your therapist now—because Twisted Metal Season 2 is about to wreck your brain and your soul in the best way possible. 💣🎪🚘
Watch the trailer now before Sweet Tooth finds you.
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