Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Son Pax Calls Brad a “Terrible and Despicable” Person

Buy Me A Coffee

GET ON THE LIST - ICONICHIPSTER.COM

Subscribe to IconicHipster.com ~ Receive daily posts plus list-exclusive content straight to your inbox:

We never spam.

It’s the saga of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s son, Pax, throwing shade at his celebrity dad. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through the wild world of family drama!

In a plot twist that could rival any Hollywood blockbuster, Pax took to Instagram three years back to unleash the fury. Picture this: a Father’s Day post that hit harder than a water balloon to the face. He called dear old dad a ‘terrible and despicable person’ and, just for good measure, an ‘awful human being.’ Ouch! Someone get this kid a mic because he just dropped it!

See also  Jennifer Coolidge Says β€˜White Lotus’ Took Her From β€˜Stifler’s Mom’ to Certified Babe Magnet

Fast forward to 2020, and Pax decided to switch up his strategy. No more direct hits; instead, he went for the sneak attack on his Instagram Story. What’s the weapon of choice? A snapshot of his dad snagging an Oscar for “Once Upon A Time…In Hollywood.” Subtle, Pax, real subtle.

Pax, the maestro of sass, surrounded the photo with a rant that would make Shakespeare blush. “Happy Father’s Day to this world-class a*****e!!” he declared, setting the tone for the roast of the century. He accused Pitt of being a repeat offender, proving himself to be a ‘terrible and despicable person’ time and time again.

See also  Jada Pinkett Smith Supports Taraji P. Henson In Fight For Pay Equality

In a dramatic twist, Pax accused his dad of having the emotional range of a teaspoon (apologies, Harry Potter fans). “You have no consideration or empathy toward your four youngest children who tremble in fear when in your presence,” he proclaimed. The audacity!

Pax dropped the mic (figuratively, of course) with a grand finale. “You have made the lives of those closest to me a constant hell,” he declared, leaving us all wondering if this is a family drama or the latest episode of a reality TV show.

See also  Travis Kelce Won't Attend the 2024 Grammys With Taylor Swift

In a final flourish, Pax concluded, “So, Happy Father’s Day, you f*****g awful human being!!!” Bravo, Pax, bravo! Move over, Shakespeare, there’s a new wordsmith in town, and he’s spilling the tea on Father’s Day like it’s nobody’s business. Popcorn, anyone?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Son Pax Calls Brad a “Terrible and Despicable” Person

Comments area

1 COMMENT

Sidebar

Must Read

‘Heretic’ Trailer Has Hugh Grant Play A Dangerous Game With Two Missionaries

A24’s latest spine-tingler, *Heretic*, is about to land in...

Ed Westwick Goes Shirtless In New Selfie

Ed Westwick is out here making waves on social...

Victoria Beckham Apparently Made David Beckham Workout Shirtless

David Beckham, legendary soccer star and ab-master extraordinaire, has...

Noah Cyrus Walks The Runway at Paris Fashion Week Amid Family Drama

Prepare to witness the most unexpected runway debut since...

Mariah Carey’s Sister Alison’s Cause Of Death Details Revealed

Mariah Carey’s sister, Alison Carey, has left this world...

Ashley Tisdale Auditioned For ‘Mean Girls’ With Blake Lively

Step into the time machine, because Ashley Tisdale is...

Former ‘Saturday Night Live’ Writer Kevin Brennan Mocks Matthew Perry’s Death

We're utterly flabbergasted right now! In the aftermath of the...

You Might Also Like

Kanye West And Bianca Censori Spent The 4th Of July At A Science Museum

Kanye West and Bianca Censori decided to blast off...

Sophia Bush Joins Season 21 Of ‘Grey’s Anatomy’

Emergency alert! Sophia Bush, star of Chicago P.D. and...

Dua Lipa And Her Boyfriend Callum Turner Spotted Out-And-About NYC

It’s the epic saga of Dua Lipa and Callum...

How Ryan Reynolds Shut Down a Fat-Shaming Debacle Like the Sassiest Dad at a PTA Meeting

Apparently, Justin Baldoni, your friendly neighborhood Hallmark-movie energy guy,...

Janet Jackson Is Responding To The Backlash Over Her Comments On Kamala Harris’ Race

In today’s episode of β€œCelebrities Say the Darndest Things,”...

Rihanna Wraps Baby Bump Like a Gift and Heads to Dinner Like It’s a Red Carpet Buffet

πŸŽπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈStop everything: Rihanna just stepped out looking like an...

Why Lance Bass Has Canceled His Christmas Plans

Lance Bass and his family are about to sleigh...

Justin Timberlake Shares First Social Media Update Since Arrest For DWI

Justin Timberlake has made a grand (and amusing) return...