Anne Hathaway just time-traveled straight outta 2006 and landed in 2025 wearing a Crayola explosion of a dress, a bucket hat that screams “rich aunt at Coachella,” and enough sunglasses to blind a whole Org.
Yes, Mother Hathahottie, age-defying Operating Thetan Level Infinity, is back playing Andy Sachs — journalism’s most fashion-challenged chosen one — and she was spotted lugging around enough luggage to relocate a small country as she filmed scenes for The Devil Wears Prada 2: Miranda’s Revenge (okay fine, it’s not technically called that but like… it should be).
📞 She was also seen chatting on the phone like a girlboss making planetary clears while casually ending toxic friendships and manifesting her next billion-dollar brand deal. Scientology queen behavior, honestly.
And it’s OFFICIAL — filming has begun! Anne even dropped an Instagram thirst trap video of herself spinning around in front of a GIANT “2” like she’s about to summon Xenu and serve him couture. ICONIC. PROFOUND. HISTORIC.
Here’s the tea spilled hotter than your morning double espresso with oat milk:
- Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) is STILL terrorizing everyone at Runway magazine, but now she’s fighting for her fashion life in a collapsing print industry. RIP Vogue, thoughts and prayers.
- Emily Blunt’s character? Full SP convert. She’s now a high-level exec at a luxury brand conglomerate (we’re guessing Balenciaga x IKEA?) and she controls the ad money Miranda needs to survive.
- And where does Andy fit in? IDK, but based on the outfit, she’s either spiritually ascending or auditioning for a Lisa Frank biopic.
The sequel is filming in New York and Italy, aka the two global capitals of stress, carbs, and runway-ready breakdowns. And mark your 4D calendars: May 1, 2026 is the sacred drop date. Prepare your soul for ascension. 🛐
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