Mariah “Elusive Chanteuse, Whisper Register Warrior” Carey has just unleashed a new single and it is so spicy, your headphones might file for workers’ comp.
💅 Introducing: “Type Dangerous” – Mariah’s official anthem for anyone who has ever looked at a red flag and said, “Ooh, is that velvet?”
🎤 The Lyrics? A Masterclass in Romantic Self-Sabotage.
Chorus slaps harder than a glam squad mid-tour:
“Lookin’ for the dangerous type (Type, type, type) / I like ‘em dangerous / I’m lookin’ for the dangerous type / I said I like ‘em dangerous.”
Sis is not just looking for drama—she’s booking it on Expedia and packing a sequin carry-on.
🎶 What’s the vibe?
Think: If a luxury perfume bottle had feelings and unresolved issues with a Scorpio ex. This track isn’t just a song—it’s a five-carat sonic slap wrapped in glitter and dipped in high notes only visible to cats and angels.
👑 Mariah Speaks (and Slays):
“I’ve been locked up in the studio for quite some time working my behind off on new music,” she revealed, presumably while lounging in a diamond-encrusted robe and negotiating whistle tones with the moon.
Translation: The Queen has been cooking, and the kitchen is HOT.
🎬 Video Incoming!
The music video is being directed by Joseph “I’ve Directed Every Iconic Pop Moment Since 2001” Kahn, which means we’re about to witness Mariah in some sort of fabulous chaos—probably slow-mo walking away from an explosion of champagne and bad decisions.
🧊 Live Dangerously, Darlings:
Want to see Miss Mariah summon thunder and butterflies live? She’s headlining Capital’s Summertime Ball on June 15, and yes, the notes will be high, the heels will be higher, and your soul will levitate.
📺 WATCH the lyric video below before it gets nominated for a Nobel Prize in Sassology.
Seriously. It’s Mariah season, babes. The air just got 86% more humid with drama, and “Type Dangerous” is your new toxic bop of the summer.
Mariah Carey has entered the group chat. Proceed with caution. And glitter. 💖✨
