This is giving Twilight Zone: Beverly Hills Edition. So picture this: Los Angeles is literally on fire (like… actual flames, not just metaphorically hot like me on a Friday night), and our queen Zoë Kravitz + her mom Lisa Bonet are evacuated. But don’t worry, because Mother Taylor Swift swoops in like a glittery FEMA angel and is like, “Babe, come stay in my historic 1930s palace.”
Now this house? We’re talking old-Hollywood glamour, the kind of place that smells like Chanel No. 5, almond croissants, and generational wealth. Everything is perfect—until Lisa’s pet snake (yes, she travels with a snake, because why be quirky when you can be absolutely unhinged?) decides to audition for Prison Break and slithers right into a HOLE in Taylor’s bathroom wall.
Zoë walks in and sees Lisa literally crouched in the corner, gripping the snake’s tail like she’s on a late-night QVC “As Seen on TV” fitness show, trying to stop it from disappearing into the abyss. Cue Zoë calling Taylor’s house manager, who basically says, “Yeah, we’re gonna have to wreck this bougie bathroom to get it out.”
So now Zoë is panicking like, “Do I tell Taylor? Or do I go full Scientology damage control and pretend nothing happened while secretly fixing it before she notices?” Spoiler: Taylor noticed.
Zoë calls her all like, “Hey, so I just wanted to mention a small thing…” and Taylor interrupts with, “You mean the fact you almost lost a snake in my house AND destroyed my bathroom?” 💀💀💀
Honestly? This is the sleepover story of the century. Forget ghost stories, THIS is the level of chaos I expect when celebrities crash at each other’s homes.
#SnakeGate #TaylorSwiftDrama #ZoëAndLisaChaos