BREAKING: Travis “Touchdown Thighs” Kelce has been spotted in the wild, absolutely sweating for the Super Bowl gods at a Miami gym — and yes, this man is still rocking foam slides like it’s a religion. 💪🏽😤✨
Just days after slow-dancing with Miss Taylor Lover-Era Sparkle Supreme Swift at his cousin’s wedding in Tennessee (aka the most A-list family reunion since the royal coronation), Travis decided to bench press his emotions in the Florida heat.
Wearing a gray ‘fit that screamed “I lift AND I moisturize,” a backwards white cap (because, duh, he’s the cool gym bro), and slides that look like they were stolen from a hotel spa, Travis marched into the gym like he was about to win America’s Next Top Tight End.
But wait—this isn’t just a workout montage. Oh no. Travis has been living his best Florida Man life lately while getting prepped for NFL season mode: sweat, protein powder, and probably listening to Taylor’s reputation album while curling dumbbells.
And because this man refuses to rest, he’s also starring in the upcoming cinematic fever dream that is Happy Gilmore 2 — featuring Adam Sandler, Bad Bunny (yes, the one that wrestled at WrestleMania), Ben Stiller, and Julie Bowen. That chaos hits Netflix July 25, and we’re emotionally unprepared.
Travis is in beast mode, Taylor is slaying wedding style, and foam slides are apparently gym shoes now. What dimension are we in?? 👟🌀
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