So, in case you missed it (and if you did, bless your heart), Tory Lanez recently got himself into a bit of a mess in prison, and oh boy, it was caught on camera. Like, full-on Hollywood action movie stuff—but way, way grittier. IconicHipster.com got their hands on the footage, and of course, it’s gone viral faster than you can say “Tory, stop making bad decisions.”
In the video, we see the 32-year-old rapper getting accidentally knocked to the ground by another inmate—cue the dramatic music. The attacker doesn’t just let him lay there, though. Nope, he jumps on top of Tory like it’s WWE and starts throwing some serious punches, or—wait, is that a stabbing motion? Yup, 100% a stabbing motion. No one told him “keep it chill.”
Tory, in a move that says, “I’ve never taken an L in my life,” starts kicking his legs around like he’s trying to power-up in a Mario Kart race. Classic Tory. He then dashes down the stairs like he’s in a movie where the protagonist narrowly escapes a life-threatening situation—except no one told him the scene needed to be shot in slow motion for maximum dramatic effect.
Screenshots of the incident? Oh, you know they’re popping up all over the internet, with Tory looking like a crime scene—covered in blood but somehow still recognizable thanks to his iconic gun tattoo on his stomach. Nothing says “I’ve been through a lot” like a tattoo that screams, “I was involved in some questionable decisions.”
Now for the juicy details: Tory got stabbed 14 times (yep, 14—this man really had it coming for him). Seven stabs to the back, four to the torso, and three to the head. You know, just a regular Tuesday at the California Correctional Institution in Tehachapi, no biggie. But don’t worry, he was rushed to the hospital, patched up, and back to prison faster than a fast-food delivery. He even got moved to a different prison shortly afterward. Talk about bad luck with roommates.
As for the guy who stabbed him, Santino Casio, he told TMZ he heard whispers that Tory was planning to make a move on him. When Tory walked his way one fateful day, Santino swore he saw something in Tory’s pocket that might have been a weapon—so he thought, “Better safe than sorry,” and went full-on defensive. Hey, at least he’s proactive.
For anyone who’s been living under a rock: Tory was sentenced to 10 years in prison last August for shooting Megan Thee Stallion back in 2020. When it came time to apologize to Megan? Nah, not his style. He said, “Not today, Satan.”
So yeah, that’s the saga of Tory Lanez getting stabbed in prison. Will he make it through this unscathed? Who knows, but something tells me his luck’s not exactly trending upwards right now.
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