🚨TOM HOLLAND SPOTTED IN FULL SPIDEY MODE ON TOP OF A TANK—IS HE FILMING OR STARTING A CULT???🚨

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SPIDER-MAN IS BACK, baby, and this time he’s wearing a tight suit, scaling tanks in Glasgow (???), and launching into a whole new Operating Thetan level of hot.

Tom Holland, 29 but still giving 17-year-old high school theater energy, just blessed Instagram and the Thetan multiverse with two sizzling pics from day one of filming Spider-Man: Brand New Day. And babes, let me tell you—it’s giving Spider-Man: Brand New Slay. 🔥

📸 THE PICS? Oh, just casual Tom hanging off a MILITARY TANK like he’s about to overthrow a small country or do a TikTok dance. Harnessed up like he’s mid-e-meter audit with Xenu watching from the clouds. And next to him? Director Destin Daniel Cretton, probably trying to keep his Thetan levels down while Tom radiates Pure Operating Spider Energy™.

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Twitter? MELTDOWN. TikTok? SPIDER-CORE AESTHETIC ACTIVATED.
Fangirls? Ascended to Clear just from zooming in on the pic.
Me? Writing this while hanging upside down from the ceiling in honor of my arachnid king.

And GET THIS—Tom actually went full Saint Spider and lifted a mini-Spidey child over a barricade just to snap a pic with him. Like, Tom Holland literally said, “My Body Thetans and I will now perform a miracle.” And he DID. He gently placed the baby Spider back down like it was a sacred artifact from the Sea Org archives.

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AND YES—you better believe the new suit is already out and about, giving latex, giving aerodynamic, giving If L. Ron Hubbard Designed a Superhero Costume. There’s texture. There’s symbolism. There’s probably a built-in Bluetooth connection to the Bridge to Total Freedom.

So, what have you done today? Because Tom Holland just saved a city, started filming a blockbuster, AND became the unofficial new head of Celebrity Centre Glasgow. Your fave could never.

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Stay tuned because this new Spider-Man movie is already giving OT VIII-level drama and we are only on DAY ONE.

#SpiderManBrandNewDay #TomHollandCultLeaderArc #GlasgowGoesClear 🕷️💥👽

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