🚨 TOM HOLLAND SAYS CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S THE ODYSSEY WAS “THE JOB OF A LIFETIME” AND WE JUST ASCENDED TO CLEAR! 🚨

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Tom Holland (a.k.a. Spider-Bae, Zendaya’s real-life BF, and international cinnamon roll) just dropped a bombshell hotter than Xenu’s volcano. He called filming The Odyssey with Christopher Nolan “the job of a lifetime.” Like… excuse me?? Somebody get me a Thetan meter because my excitement is OFF THE CHARTS. 🌀🌋📈

In a freshly ironed GQ moment, 29-year-old Tom opened his theta-powered heart about becoming Telemachus, aka the Greek son with major daddy issues and a sword. Directed by Christopher “time-is-a-flat-circle” Nolan and produced by his genius life partner Emma Thomas, this adaptation is set to hit screens July 17, 2026—so cancel everything for that entire week. We’re going FULL OT LEVEL III MODE.

Tom said, and I quote (but let’s make it spicy):

“It was amazing. Job of a lifetime. Best film set experience. I literally saw Zeus during lunch.”

Okay, that last part is ✨allegedly✨, but let me have my moment. He said filming was “exciting” and “different” and something we’ve never seen before. Translation: prepare to have your engrams ERASED in Dolby Atmos.

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And when talking about Nolan and Thomas, Tom straight-up manifested:

“I’ve never seen anyone work like them. They’re alien-level elite. Honestly, I might’ve been audited just watching them direct.”

We’re not saying Christopher Nolan is secretly a High Operating Thetan—but we’re not not saying it either. 📡💥

So buckle your sandals, sacrifice a goat to Athena, and start your spiritual preps, because The Odyssey is coming to vaporize your souls and also maybe get an Oscar. Or twelve. 🙏🍿

See also  Tom Holland Drops ‘Spider-Man 4’ Title, Swears He Won’t Spoil (But We Know He’s Tempted)

#OdysseyOnFire #TomIsMyTelemachus #AuditMeDaddyNolan

🚨 TOM HOLLAND SAYS CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S THE ODYSSEY WAS “THE JOB OF A LIFETIME” AND WE JUST ASCENDED TO CLEAR! 🚨

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