🚨 The Nepo Baby Olympics Have Officially Begun: Bravo Drops First 6 Minutes of Next Gen NYC and Meredith Marks Has Entered the Chat 🚨

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Bravo just unlocked the first six minutes of Next Gen NYC β€” a reality show so full of drama, legacy, and espresso martinis, it makes Succession look like a polite tea party. And yes, it’s giving “I didn’t choose the nepo life, the nepo life chose me.”

πŸŽ₯ The Plot (aka vibes):
This glittery chaosfest follows a crew of photogenic, brunch-addicted 20-somethings who were either born on a Housewives reunion set or just happened to crawl into one by osmosis. Their life mission? To vaguely adult in Manhattan β€” you know, like pay rent (with trust fund money), launch a podcast (about healing or whatever), and emotionally spiral while wearing couture.

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✨ The Cast (a.k.a. The Next Gen Nepo-nati):

  • Ariana Biermann – Proof Kim Zolciak’s wig line is a bloodline.
  • Brooks Marks – Has a tracksuit empire and a dream. Mostly a tracksuit empire.
  • Gia Giudice – She woke up in the same reality show, just with fewer legal documents.
  • Ava Dash – Fashion, flair, and Dash DNA.
  • Charlie Zakkour – The wildcard. We don’t know what he does but he’s there and he’s thriving.

Oh, and surprise! Meredith Marks from RHOSLC slides in with her signature deadpan glam and her children like, β€œMom… stop.”

πŸ“Ί Official Logline (but funnier):
Next Gen NYC follows a group of fame-adjacent kids who’ve traded baby bottles for bottle service. Watch them laugh, cry, and emotionally unravel over oat milk lattes while trying to turn brunch into a brand. Between launching skincare lines nobody asked for and texting their exes on live TV, these almost-adults are out to prove they can conquer New York β€” or at least find decent Wi-Fi in SoHo.

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Featuring even more chaos courtesy of:

  • Riley Burruss – Daughter of Kandi Burruss, Grammy winner, and mom who doesn’t play.
  • Emira D’Spain – Serving influencer realness with a side of unbothered.
  • Shai Fruchter – Definitely has a storyline and we’ll pretend we know what it is.
  • Georgia McCann – Already giving us drama in the group chat.
  • Hudson McLeroy – Probably has an art gallery opening in Bushwick every week.
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πŸ“… When to Cancel Plans You Were Never Gonna Go To Anyway:
Set your alarms (or at least pretend you’re setting them) for Tuesday, June 3 at 9PM ET/PT on Bravo β€” and if you’re more of a “watch with one eye while doom-scrolling TikTok” type, it’ll hit Peacock the next day.

So grab your ring light, pour an espresso martini, and prepare to scream β€œWHO RAISED YOU?!” at your TV in the most loving way possible.

Welcome to Next Gen NYC.
It’s not a phase. It’s a reality show.

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