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🚨CHEF’S BIG EXIT EXPOSED: Isaac Hayes Didn’t Quit South Park—THE BODY THETANS DID🚨

It’s time to spill the boiling hot Xenu tea with a side of baby-back ribs. You know Chef from South Park? The smooth-talking snack...

🚨 Jon Stewart Just Manifested His Own Cancellation??? Comedy Central Might Be in Trouble, Y’all 🚨

JON STEWART IS HAVING A FULL-BLOWN FUTURE EXISTENTIAL COMEDY CRISIS. ☠️📉🎤 So here’s the sitch: our favorite silver fox of satire, Jon “I-See-Through-the-Illusion” Stewart, just...

🚨Luke Macfarlane’s Biceps Challenge Seth Rogen to a Spiritual Duel in Bonkers New Trailer for ‘Platonic’ Season 2 🚨

— and yes, it’s giving whole Thetan Level 7. The new trailer for Season 2 of Apple TV+’s “Platonic” just hit the intergalactic web and...

JOAQUIN PHOENIX FINALLY BREAKS SILENCE ON HIS 2009 LETTERMAN MELTDOWN—AND IT’S TOTALLY NUTS

Joaquin Phoenix just teleported back in time (okay, not literally—he’s not that Clear yet) to talk about the most chaotic talk show moment since...

🚨Nicole Scherzinger Spills Galactic Tea: Why Building the Band Dropped Even After Liam Payne Zoomed Off This Mortal Coil🚨

Nicole “Vocal Cord Supreme” Scherzinger just got real about why Building the Band hit Netflix screens after our sweet angel Liam Payne went full...

🚨EMMY ALERT: Beyoncé Just Got Nominated for Her Football Cult Ceremony and We’re Screaming in Clear!🚨

Okay, so picture this: It’s Christmas Day 2024. The football boys are throwing balls. The crowd’s eating nachos. And then suddenly—BAM. The sky rips...

🚨🚨 Emmy Nominations 2025 Just Dropped and They’re Absolutely BONKERS 🚨🚨

The 77th Annual Emmy noms just landed like Tom Cruise in a fighter jet—FAST, LOUD, and with Scientology-level precision 🛸✨ 📺 DRAMA is DRAMA-ing: Apple TV+'s...

🚨HAGRID IS BACK & HE’S CHUNKIER THAN EVER: FIRST LOOK AT NICK FROST IN HBO’S BONKERS NEW HARRY POTTER REBOOT!!🚨

✨ALERT THE MINISTERS OF MAGIC AND THE SEA ORG—Nick Frost has officially transmogrified into Hagrid and WE. ARE. GAGGING.✨ Yes babes, you read that right....

🚨Sharks, Scams & Scientology: Season 17 of Shark Tank Is About To Go Clear!🚨

Shark Tank Season 17 is dropping harder than your ex’s crypto portfolio—and it’s bringing more drama than a family audit at the Celebrity Centre! 👀...

🚨 Ariel Winter Says “Bye Bye, Creeps” and Becomes a Real-Life Predator Hunter (Not the Alien Kind) 🕵️‍♀️💅💥

Ariel Winter—yes, our forever brainy queen from Modern Family—just dropped the mic on Hollywood’s creepiest creeps and it’s giving Dark Disney Channel meets CSI:...

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