Tag: TikTokBan
TikTok Ban Delayed Again Because America Still Needs Its Daily Dose of Dances, Drama, and Duets
BREAKING: TikTok has survived yet another attempt to be yeeted off American phones. The app has officially entered its “I’m not leaving!” Jonah Hill...
Donald Trump Saves TikTok from Doom in a Blaze of Executive Order Glory – Here’s the Tea!
Donald Trump, now the 47th President of the United States (plot twist?), just signed an executive order that’s got the internet doing the Renegade...
TikTok’s Back in the U.S. Thanks to Trump: The Plot Twist No One Saw Coming!
TikTok is making a grand comeback after going radio silent, and guess who’s in the spotlight? Yes, you guessed it: the man who can’t...
TikTok Suspends Service in the U.S., and the Drama Is Juicier Than a Reality TV Reunion
TikTok has ghosted America like a bad date after one too many cringey dad jokes. The app has hit pause on all U.S. operations,...
TikTok’s Weekend Save: Biden Passes the Ball, Trump Still Dancing
Good news, TikTokers: your weekend lip-sync marathons and dance-offs are safe—for now. Turns out, Joe Biden’s administration isn’t pulling the plug on TikTok’s nationwide...
TikTok Update: Biden Passes the Hot Potato to Trump’s Team
Good news for all you TikTok enthusiasts: You won’t have to record your emotional farewell dance just yet! Joe Biden’s administration has decided to...
When Will the TikTok Ban Actually Go Viral? US Prepares for a National Crisis of Dance-Loss Syndrome
TikTok has confirmed it plans to disappear from the U.S., leaving us with nothing but Instagram Reels and our own questionable decisions to entertain...
Donald Trump vs. TikTok: The Supreme Court Smackdown Nobody Saw Coming
In today's edition of "Wait, What Did He Do Now?" Donald Trump has decided to dust off his Art of the Deal playbook and...
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