Okay. Picture this: You’re vibing on set, trying to look cool for a movie about Formula Freaking One, and then BAM—you accidentally baptize Brad Pitt with a full spit splash mid-scene. That’s exactly what happened to Damson “Oopsie Daisy” Idris, and we are living for the drama.
So Damson pulled up to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and basically said, “Hi, I might’ve projectile-saliva’d on one of the most iconic faces in Hollywood, and lived to tell the tale.”
Here’s the tea ☕️: They’re filming a rage scene. Damson’s in the zone. Brad’s being Brad (aka calm, collected, sexy grandpa vibes). And then—SPLOOSH—Damson accidentally launches a spit rocket right into Brad Pitt’s face like it’s an Olympic event. 🥇💧
“I screamed in his face,” Damson said, “and then… I SPIT IN HIS FACE.” 💀✨ He’s sitting there thinking it’s over. Career? Cancelled. SAG card? Revoked. Red carpet? Blocked. Damson’s watching that spit in slow-mo like it’s a Fast & Furious sequel no one asked for.
But plot twist: Brad Pitt is unbothered. King. Didn’t flinch. Didn’t wipe. Didn’t call security. Just kept acting like nothing happened, probably because he’s Brad freaking Pitt and he’s seen everything.
Damson was spiraling: “I was like, ‘I’m going to lose my job now.’ And I watched the spit the whole take—it was just there. Dribbling. Like it was auditioning too.”
Moral of the story? Spit happens. But if you’re gonna accidentally slime someone, let it be a chill icon with flawless bone structure and an Oscar.
#SpitHappens #BradPittDripDrop #DamsonDidThat 😭💥🚗
