Shakira’s hips may not lie, but apparently, her stomach has a mind of its own. The 48-year-old superstar, who just kicked off her Las Mujeres Ya No Lloran world tour, found herself in an unexpected showdown with an “abdominal issue” that landed her in the hospital. The drama! The suspense! The unnecessary medical bills!
Taking to social media like any modern-day warrior, Shakira broke the news in all caps (because when your stomach rebels, you scream online):
“I AM SORRY TO INFORM YOU ALL THAT LAST NIGHT I HAD TO GO TO THE ER FOR AN ABDOMINAL ISSUE AND AM CURRENTLY HOSPITALIZED.”
That’s right, one minute she’s setting stages on fire, the next she’s battling an upset tummy like the rest of us after a questionable late-night taco binge.
Fans in Peru Left Heartbroken, Stomachs Unaffected
Doctors have benched Shakira from her scheduled show in Peru, confirming that she is not in good enough shape to shake it on stage just yet. Devastated, Shakira shared her disappointment, saying she had been “so looking forward to reuniting” with her incredible Peruvian fans—who are now probably crying into their empanadas.
However, the Queen of Belly Dancing remains optimistic, hoping she’ll be back in action soon. “If all goes well, I should be out of here tomorrow and ready to perform,” she reassured. Translation: She’s currently locked in an intense battle with whatever is going on in her digestive system.
The Show Must Go On (Eventually)
Fear not, Shakira Nation! Her team is already scrambling like a bunch of caffeine-fueled interns to reschedule the concert, ensuring fans won’t miss their chance to witness her legendary moves. She wrapped up her statement with a heartfelt:
“THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING, I LOVE YOU ALL. SHAK.”
(Also, let’s take a moment to appreciate how she signs off her messages like a pop star-slash-spy agent.)
Up next? If all goes according to plan, Shakira will hit the stage in Peru on Monday, February 17, before heading to Colombia for five shows—including three in her hometown of Barranquilla.
In the meantime, we’re sending healing vibes, positive energy, and maybe some ginger tea her way. Get well soon, Shak—your abs (and your fans) need you!
— Shakira (@shakira) February 16, 2025
