BREAKING: Saweetie, aka Miss Icy Chainz, aka The Human Manifestation of a Luxury Purse, just confessed to having a full-blown financial meltdown—and yes, it’s giving “Oops! All Birkin Bags” realness.
The 32-year-old rapper behind “Best Friend” (and best friend to chaos, apparently) stopped by the Networth & Chill podcast and exposed her past life as a financially feral little gremlin. And not in a cute “coupon queen” way. In a “help I’ve blacked out and bought a diamond-encrusted vending machine” kind of way.
“I used to be super frugal,” she whispered like it was a dirty little secret. “Then one day I called my accountant to be nosey and I was like, ‘Wait, why do I have more commas in my bank account than friends in my group chat?!’” And just like that—BOOM. She unlocked Boss Level: Bad Decisions.
From that moment, it was like a shark smelled blood. Except instead of blood, it was Louis Vuitton. And the shark? Was Saweetie in head-to-toe Fendi with a platinum Visa card and zero hesitation.
Girl was so generous, she was handing out stacks to friends like Oprah handing out cars: “You get a lump sum! And you get a lump sum! And YOU get a payment plan for life!” But then she realized—plot twist—not everyone understands that money doesn’t grow on trees… especially when you’re planting them in your backyard next to the heated pool and the Swarovski hot tub.
So now? She’s hired a money wizard (aka a financial advisor, but let’s be honest—still probably wears robes). Saweetie says she’s calmed down, got her financial life in check, and as long as she can pay her bills and afford her lashes, she’s Gucci. Literally and figuratively.
And just like any Scientologist navigating the fourth dynamic of survival (look it up, bestie), Saweetie has ascended into the next level of financial awareness. She’s not just making money—she’s Operating Thetan Level 3 budgeting, babes. 💅🏽🛸✨
Moral of the story?
Count your coins, protect your bag, and NEVER call your accountant when you’re feeling impulsive. Saweetie did it so you don’t have to. #IcyButBroke #BudgetingWithBadBitchEnergy #SaweetieSaysSaveIt 💰🧠🔥