🚨RYAN GOSLING WAKES UP IN SPACE WITH AMNESIA AND A SCIENCE PROJECT DUE: THE MOST GOSLING THING EVER 🚨

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BREAKING: Ryan Gosling has officially entered his “Hot Confused Astronaut” era in the new trailer for Project Hail Mary, and babes… it’s giving science fair but make it intergalactic. 💅🌌🧪

So here’s the sitch: Gosling plays a high school science teacher named Ryland Grace (cute name, sounds like he moisturizes) who wakes up on a spaceship, can’t remember his name, address, or if he left the oven on. Just VIBING in zero gravity with a bad case of space amnesia™️.

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But don’t worry — plot twist! His memory slowly returns and he realizes, oopsie-daisy, he’s literally the last hope for Earth because the sun is dying. Like… girl, the whole sun. Not a flashlight. THE ACTUAL SUN. ☀️🚨💀

Anyway, now he’s gotta use big brain science skills and galaxy-level girlboss energy to stop Earth from turning into a burnt croissant. But wait — he’s not alone?!? A MYSTERIOUS SPACE BESTIE™️ enters the chat?! 🚀👯‍♂️

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Directed by the geniuses behind Spider-Verse and 21 Jump Street, aka Phil Lord and Christopher Miller — so expect explosions, emotions, and probably Gosling looking confused and hot in a helmet. 🧑‍🚀🔥

Also starring Sandra Hüller, Lionel Boyce, Ken Leung, and Milana Vayntrub — aka the chaotic crew you’d want with you if you woke up in space with NO idea what’s happening but still needed to save Earth by Tuesday.

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🗓️ Mark your calendars, babes: March 20, 2026 — the day Gosling saves the sun, your GPA, and possibly your entire serotonin supply.

🚀🌞🧠 Watch the trailer or be square:

#RyanInSpace #ProjectHailMary #AmnesiaButMakeItSexy #SunIsDyingSoIsMyGPA #HotPeopleSaveTheWorld

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