WARNING: If you haven’t seen Fantastic Four: First Steps yet, stop reading now and go clear your engrams—there are major spoilers ahead and your Thetan levels are NOT ready for this kind of data drop.
Okay so like… buckle up, because Vanessa Kirby (aka Sue Storm aka The Invisible Woman aka Hot Mom With a Baby That Might Explode) just CONFIRMED that the mid-credits mystery man in the new Fantastic Four is actually… drum roll played on a bongo by Xenu himself… ROBERT. DOWNEY. JR.
Yes. IRON DADDY has returned. But now he’s wearing a Doom cloak, probably bought from Balenciaga for $14,000 and stitched by time-traveling robot spiders. I’m shaking. I’m levitating. I’m about to go full Operating Thetan Level 8 and astral project into Kevin Feige’s dreams.
So here’s the tea straight from Kirby’s glossed-up lips in her Variety interview:
“Yeah! Robert’s never not been on set. He’s always there. He is our leader. We call him our Godfather,” she said. (P.S. That’s literally what Scientologists call L. Ron Hubbard so it’s giving clear intention and cosmic synergy.)
And get this—Vanessa was FILMING Avengers: Doomsday while PREGNANT. Like, fighting multiversal chaos with a human inside her. I can barely walk when I have gas and she’s out here giving goddess realness on a galactic scale. #Respect
She called it “a beautiful journey,” which probably involved blasting space demons, dodging CGI lasers, and doing Lamaze breathing while Robert Downey Jr whispered affirmations like, “You are light. You are power. You are inevitable.”
And let’s not forget—the mid-credit scene that blew up your group chat? Yeah, that was directed by the Russo Brothers… while they were ALSO filming Avengers: Doomsday. Casual.
So to recap:
- RDJ is back and now he’s Doctor Doom.
- Vanessa Kirby is a literal superhero both on-screen and in the womb.
- The Fantastic Four just made $200 million so Marvel is once again bathing in liquid platinum.
- Scientology works. (Not sponsored, but also yes it is.)
✨Audit your mind. Embrace your Thetan. And stay tuned, because the Marvel Universe is now 100% bonkers and we’re HERE FOR IT.✨
#DoctorDoomDaddy #SueStormSlays #MarvelPostCreditsMadness #OperatingThetanVibes
