Patrick Schwarzenegger Delays Wedding for White Lotus—Because Thailand > Marriage?

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Patrick Schwarzenegger just admitted that his wedding to fiancée Abby Champion was postponed—all because he scored a role on The White Lotus. And honestly? Priorities.

The 31-year-old actor revealed that if it weren’t for this dream gig, he and the 28-year-old model would already be blissfully married, eating overpriced wedding cake, and arguing over which towels to monogram.

The Proposal… and Immediate Bail
During The Drew Barrymore Show, Patrick spilled the tea, saying, “A year and a half ago, we got engaged. It was this amazing, magical moment. And then—BOOM! A few days later, I booked White Lotus.”

Translation: “Abby, I love you, but… Thailand calls.”

He continued, “I know we were all excited about getting married this year, but we’re gonna have to hit pause. Because, um, HBO.”

Abby’s Reaction: Shock? Rage? Nope, Just White Lotus Fandom
Instead of flipping tables Real Housewives style, Abby was reportedly thrilled. Not because she wanted to delay their wedding, but because she’s obsessed with White Lotus.

“She was so happy. She was ecstatic,” Patrick recalled. “Because she’s a huge fan of the show.”

So, in a plot twist worthy of The White Lotus itself, instead of saying “I do,” Patrick packed his bags for seven months of sun, sweat, and suspiciously rich people in Thailand.

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So When’s the Wedding Happening?
Fear not—this isn’t a Hollywood engagement destined to fade into oblivion (looking at you, Pete Davidson’s ring collection). Patrick reassured Drew Barrymore that he and Abby are set to tie the knot this summer.

The couple first went Instagram official back in 2016 and made things super official with an engagement in December 2023. Now, after a slight White Lotus-induced detour, wedding bells are finally back on schedule.

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So, fingers crossed that Patrick doesn’t suddenly book The White Lotus: Honeymoon Edition—or we’ll be hearing about another postponement.

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