So, get this: Taylor Swift, the reigning queen of pop and full-time glitter enthusiast, has apparently performed a magical hair spell on Travis Kelce, the Kansas City Chiefs’ very own football star. Yes, you heard it right. This 34-year-old gridiron hero has suddenly decided to channel his inner rock star and let his locks flow free. And no, he didn’t do it because he was inspired by a new shampoo commercial—he did it because of Taylor Swift!
According to Travis’s teammate, Patrick Mahomes, who might be the only person in the world who keeps track of such things, Taylor Swift managed to work some sort of follicle enchantment. Patrick jokingly spilled the beans during a Sirius XM interview, saying, “I’ve been trying to get him to grow his hair out for ages, but suddenly, Taylor Swift shows up and BAM—he’s got a new hairdo. What’s next, Taylor? Are you going to make him wear sequins and start singing ballads?”
If you see Travis Kelce strutting around with a mane that looks like it belongs in a shampoo ad, you can thank the power of Taylor Swift’s hair-raising influence. Watch out, world—next thing you know, she’ll be convincing NFL players to start knitting or something.