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💥ANDY COHEN WON’T STOP TALKING (AND WE LOVE IT): BRAVO DRAGS ‘WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE’ INTO 2027💅📺

Andy Cohen just renewed his reign of late-night chaos through 2027. That’s right. BRAVO was like “yes king, keep the mess coming,” and Andy said “don’t mind if I dooo.”

So here’s the tea: Watch What Happens Live—the show where celebs overshare, throw shade, and drink more cocktails than your aunt at a wedding—ain’t going ANYWHERE. In fact, it’s been renewed harder than your skincare subscription box after a mental breakdown.

NBCUniversal also extended Andy’s “first-look” deal through 2028, which basically means: if Andy sneezes out an idea, they’re making it a show. Reunion specials? He’s still doing ’em. Housewives drama? He’s still narrating it like it’s National Geographic for divorcees.

Andy Cohen released a statement but don’t worry, we’ll translate:

“After more than 20 years with Bravo, I’m full of intense gratitude…”

Translation: Y’all, they gave me the BAG and the BLING. I ain’t going nowhere.

Let’s not forget this man started Watch What Happens Live in 2009 as just a cute lil’ after-show… and now? It’s the main course. The charcuterie board. The drunk text you can’t unsend. Plus he’s still hosting Bravocon, aka Disneyland for people who say “it’s giving” every 3 minutes.

Bottom line? Andy Cohen said ✨longevity✨, Bravo said ✨chaos✨, and we said ✨yes daddy✨.

#MoreMessPlease #AndyForever #WWHLIsMyTherapy

💥ANDY COHEN WON’T STOP TALKING (AND WE LOVE IT): BRAVO DRAGS ‘WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE’ INTO 2027💅📺

🚨DUA LIPA ENGAGED??!!✨ Wedding Bells, Hot Boys, & A Sexy Book Club?? This Is Not a Drill!🚨

Our Queen of Vibes™️, Dua Lipa, just confirmed she’s ENGAGED to actor and certified British snack Callum Turner! 💍✨💅

Yes babes, she spilled the tea to British Vogue like it was just another Tuesday:

“Yeah, we’re engaged.”

Umm HELLO? That’s not ‘yeah I got Starbucks,’ that’s ‘yeah I got a HUSBAND.’

Apparently, Callum didn’t just pop the question—he summoned the jewelry gods and got a custom ring designed with help from Dua’s own sister Rina. Nepo-sis cameo??? LOVE. And guess what? Dua’s OBSESSED with the ring. She said it’s “so me,” which is Dua Lipa code for “this thing slaps.”

Now before you start RSVP’ing to the wedding like it’s Coachella, pause. There’s no date yet. Why? Because Dua’s on tour being the global icon she is, and Callum is off somewhere playing sad-hot-boy in a movie. Priorities, okay??

Also, fun fact: They first met back in 2020 at some fancy food event at the River Cafe in London (peak romance vibes), but nothing happened until a year later in L.A. when she spotted him across the dinner table and thought, “Oh, it’s that really hot guy from The River Cafe.” As one does.

AND GET THIS: They were both reading the same book when they reconnected. Yes, this engagement was brought to you by a LITERARY CONNECTION over Hernan Diaz’s “Trust.” Sexy bookworms? We stan. 🧠🔥

Dua’s locked in, Callum’s ringed up, and somewhere a thousand Gen Z hearts just shattered. 💔

#DuaLipaEngaged #HotBritishHusbands #RingPopGoals 💍💘📚

🚨DUA LIPA ENGAGED??!!✨ Wedding Bells, Hot Boys, & A Sexy Book Club?? This Is Not a Drill!🚨

🚨BREAKING: The Grammys Just Got Messier—Two New Categories That No One Asked For But Everyone’s Gonna Have Opinions About!🚨

Stop EVERYTHING. The Recording Academy has just announced that the 2026 Grammys are getting two ✨spicy new categories✨ and no, sadly, “Best TikTok Lip Sync While Crying in the Shower” didn’t make the cut. But here’s what did:

📦 Best Album Cover
🤠 Best Traditional Country Album (yee and also haw)

Apparently, someone out there woke up and said, “You know what this awards show with 6,000 categories needs? MORE CATEGORIES.” And the Grammys were like, “Bet.”

Let’s start with the cowboy one. So the existing “Best Country Album” category is being yee-yeeted into a new name: Best Contemporary Country Album (because apparently Morgan Wallen and Willie Nelson shouldn’t be in the same playlist). And to make room for all those dusty boots and twangy banjos, they’ve introduced Best Traditional Country Album—aka the category where your uncle’s band finally has a shot at a Grammy if they still use a fiddle unironically.

According to Grammy overlord Harvey Mason Jr. (aka the Academy’s CEO, aka the man who greenlights chaos), the country crowd showed up like, “Y’all, we need more shelf space for our boot-scootin’ bangers,” and the Academy finally caved after hearing the same request literally for years. Like, decades. Boomers in boots have been manifesting this since before Gen Z was born.

And this isn’t just yee-haw cosplay—this new category is legit for actual old-school, steel-guitar-having, banjo-wielding, dusty-truck-writing, outlaw-twang country. Think “Wagon Wheel,” but recorded in a barn with three goats and a broken radio.

Meanwhile, in the artsy corner of the Grammys, Best Album Cover has entered the chat. Yep. They’re giving out shiny gold gramophones for ~~vibes~~ now. You better pray your fave hired a graphic designer with Photoshop and not some dude on Fiverr using Comic Sans. And just so things aren’t too easy, the Grammys are also mushing together Best Recording Package and Best Boxed or Special Limited Edition Package into a single mega-category of chaos. Good luck, collectors.

Honestly, we’re all just waiting for “Best Song That Went Viral Because It Was in a CapCut Template” to drop next. Or “Best Collaboration Between a Human and an AI Singing Cat.”

But until then, saddle up, admire your fave’s album artwork like it’s the Mona Lisa, and get ready to scream “ROBBED!” at your TV when your favorite country queen loses to some guy named Buck Tumbleweed and his banjo named Jolene.

#Grammys2026 #CountryGoneWild #CoverArtMatters #BanjoSnatchedMyWig #JusticeForAlbumDesigners

🚨BREAKING: The Grammys Just Got Messier—Two New Categories That No One Asked For But Everyone’s Gonna Have Opinions About!🚨

“Kim & Kroy Booted from House by U.S. Marshals: Is This a Reality Show or a Soap Opera?”

Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann—yes, that Kroy—were literally kicked out of their Georgia mansion by U.S. Marshals like they were the last ones picked for dodgeball. And honestly, who saw that coming?

The drama started way back in January when their Alpharetta home (worth a cool $2.8 million) sold. But somehow, months later, Kim and Kroy were still living in it, like they were hoping someone would forget to change the locks. Spoiler: the U.S. Marshals didn’t forget. So, on April 8, these two got the ultimate eviction notice… from the government. Oof.

According to court docs (aka the receipts), the marshals were basically like, “Get out, y’all” between 3:30 p.m. and 6:45 p.m. (because who wants to rush that kind of drama, right?). The best part? Kim was literally selling furniture on Instagram that SAME day. Like, I guess nothing says “I’m being evicted” like a hand-painted \$10k bedroom set.

Now, Kim and Kroy’s marriage? Well, it’s about as rocky as a cliff dive. They tied the knot in 2011, and then in 2023, they made three separate attempts to pull the plug on the whole thing. Yeah, three. Who needs one divorce when you can have a trilogy?

Along with their kids, including Ariana (who Kim claims has a perfect bedroom set), they’re also dealing with the fact that their house was about to get sold at auction. #Ouch.

Oh, and did we mention Kim once dropped a clickbait post that made people think Kroy had kicked the bucket? Yeah, 2023 was a wild ride.

If you’re looking for reality TV drama, it’s all happening right here… minus the cameras.

“Kim & Kroy Booted from House by U.S. Marshals: Is This a Reality Show or a Soap Opera?”

“Canary Black” Drama: Kate Beckinsale Sues the Producers Because They Literally Tried to Break Her on Set—SAY WHAT?!

Kate Beckinsale, the total legend herself, is NOT having it. She’s straight-up suing the producers of her 2024 Prime Video movie Canary Black because—wait for it—they basically tried to break her body. No joke.

So here’s the tea: Kate, the action queen, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles against Anton Entertainment and producer John Zois for negligence, battery, and—hold on—intentional infliction of emotional distress (yup, it’s as crazy as it sounds).

Now, why all this drama? Well, apparently, during filming from late 2022 to early 2023, Kate was basically subjected to a 15-hour rollercoaster of bad decisions, including dangerous stunts, unsafe set conditions, and no one telling her what the heck she was even supposed to do until the last possible second. And for her trouble? She ended up with a gnarly knee injury that required surgery. Ouch.

Kate’s team had been waving the red flags like they were at a NASCAR race. They were like, “Hey! This is unsafe, we need breaks, we need actual medical support, and can we please know what stunts we’re doing?!” But guess what? The producers were like, “Nah, let’s just keep pushing through these crazy hours and ignore everything.” Classic.

But wait, there’s more! Kate had to get surgery for that knee (shudder), and her orthopedic surgeon was like, “DO NOT make her do stunts where she has to jump, run, or—hold on to your hat—kick people.” And what did the producers do? They were like, “Ooooops, we forgot, but let’s make her do MORE intense action sequences. Sounds like a GREAT idea!” Cue eye roll.

It wasn’t just her knee that got wrecked, though. Noooope, Kate’s agent even emailed the producers, calling out the insanity: “If you’re trying to kill a person, you’re doing a great job,” which… is kinda dark but also, like, true. And, get this, John Zois (the big cheese) just casually replied with, “You’re right,” and then agreed the 15-hour days were unsustainable. But… nothing changed. Wild, right?

So now, Kate is fighting back, and her lawsuit is laying bare all the behind-the-scenes chaos. We’re talking dangerous set conditions, zero training for stunts, and reckless decisions that could’ve been avoided—if only someone had been listening.

This whole ordeal has become a mess, and it sounds like production basically turned into the wildest game of Russian roulette with her body. Yikes. We hope Kate gets the justice she deserves—because no one should have to deal with this nonsense. Stay strong, queen! 👑💪

#KneeDrama #CanaryBlackChaos #KateBeckinsaleIsDone

“Canary Black” Drama: Kate Beckinsale Sues the Producers Because They Literally Tried to Break Her on Set—SAY WHAT?!

Kendra Wilkinson’s ‘Biggest Regret’ About Living in the Playboy Mansion (and No, It’s Not the Bunnies)

Kendra Wilkinson—yes, the queen of the Girls Next Door era—is dropping some truth bombs about her days living in the Playboy Mansion. Spoiler alert: it’s not about partying with Hugh Hefner, or her glittering gowns that practically screamed “VIP ONLY.” No, no, no. Her one regret? She didn’t start selling mansions sooner. Yep, you heard that right.

In an exclusive chat with IconicHipster.com, Kendra spilled the tea: “I mean, I was living IN THE MANSION with celebrities, billionaires, and Hef—what was I doing? Why wasn’t I like, ‘Yo, I should sell houses to these rich guys’?” 💸

So apparently, while everyone else was having pillow fights in satin robes, Kendra was like, “I should probably be handing out real estate brochures instead of… living my best life.” Classic Kendra. But hey, better late than never, right?

She officially entered the real estate game in 2020 (no big deal, just casually passing her exam after a decade of glittering glamour) and now she’s out there living her best agent life. In 2021, she starred in the show Kendra Sells Hollywood where she worked her way through the world of multi-million dollar properties like a true pro. Fast forward to 2023 and Kendra made another move: she joined the fancy-pants real estate firm, Douglas Elliman.

But let’s be real—she’s still low-key legendary for her Playboy days. 💅 And if you’ve been wondering what’s up with her two kiddos? Well, she’s giving us a rare update. But that’s a whole other juicy chapter.

Kendra’s lesson here? Don’t wait until you’re living in a mansion to figure out that you could probably make millions selling them. 😎 Real estate hustle, baby.

Kendra Wilkinson’s ‘Biggest Regret’ About Living in the Playboy Mansion (and No, It’s Not the Bunnies)

BREAKING: Trump & Melania Get BOOED at ‘Les Mis’—Is It a Revolution or Just Bad Theater?

So, picture this: Donald and Melania Trump waltz into the Kennedy Center for a soiree at the opening night of Les Misérables—yep, you read that right. The 78-year-old former POTUS and his 55-year-old wife, the first lady of “side-eye,” made their grand reappearance at the swanky DC hotspot. Now, here’s where it gets juicy: as they made their entrance, the crowd didn’t exactly shower them with applause. Oh no, my friend. The audience was a classic mix of claps and boos—full-on, in-your-face, “we’re not here for this” kind of boos.

This was the first time they’ve graced the Kennedy Center together since Trump pulled a full power move by making himself the chairman of the Kennedy Center (yep, he’s running the show now), and basically gave a big ol’ “nah” to anything that seemed “woke.” He replaced the entire board with guys who he says “get it,” i.e., hardcore Trump fans who probably would think Les Mis is a musical about liberalism gone wild. Anyway, the crowd had some thoughts on this. Gasp, right? And when Trump got asked about the 10 actors who were like, “nah, we’re good” and skipped performing for him? He was like, “Honestly, I couldn’t care less.” Yes, Mr. “I’m running the country, thanks!” continued to smile through the cringe. Like a true champ.

Oh, and let’s not forget about Vice President J.D. Vance and his wife, Usha, who were ALSO there—and were also greeted by boos. Someone get the Kennedy Center a new sound system because it’s basically a “boos-only” playlist lately.

But here’s the plot twist: apparently, most of the Les Mis cast was planning on throwing a little no-show party of their own. A few weeks before the big night, CNN reported that the majority of the actors were like, “Do we HAVE to perform?” and some of them opted out completely. In fact, the cast was given the option to boycott Trump’s presence, and it looks like they didn’t hesitate to choose “nope.”

So, yeah, not exactly the warm reception you’d expect at a Les Mis show, but who knew a night of drama would be served with a side of…well, drama? The show must go on, right?

#TrumpAtLesMis #BoosAndBurgers #KennedyCenterDrama

OMG, The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 3 Trailer Is HERE, And It’s About to SHATTER Your Feels! 😱💔🍹

The ultimate summer drama is back and it’s ready to make you question all your life choices. Prime Video just dropped the trailer for The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 3, and it’s… well, it’s a WHOLE VIBE.

We’re talking about the final season, aka THE LAST SUMMER you’ll ever be able to scream at your screen, “Pick Conrad! No, wait, JEREMIAH!” If you didn’t cry over these brooding beach boys before, YOU WILL NOW. 💦

Okay, so here’s what’s cooking in season 3, in case you missed it (seriously, how?) — Belly (played by Lola Tung) is just trying to vibe through the end of her junior year of college. But of course, her summer dreams are totally messed up when her first love Conrad (aka, the guy who makes you want to throw yourself into the ocean) suddenly reappears and throws everything into absolute chaos. Drama? Oh, we’ve got a 12-episode, two-hour drama, baby. 🤯

And just when she thought she had it all figured out, BAM, she’s left wondering which bro will win the ultimate Belly’s Heart™ sweepstakes. Is it gonna be brooding Conrad, or perfect Jeremiah (who’s probably got the best summer playlists, TBH)? 🏖️💖

But wait, there’s a plot twist… one fan-fave is NOT coming back. So, get your popcorn ready, because someone’s summer dreams are officially getting wrecked (but also, it’s the final season, so… who even cares anymore, right?). 🔥

So mark your calendars, fam, because July 16 is the day you’ll be glued to your couch with 11 episodes of ultimate beach drama. Can you handle it?

PS: You probably won’t. 👀

Are you ready to get ugly crying in a bathing suit? Because The Summer I Turned Pretty is back, and it’s about to ruin your life in the best way possible. 😅💦

#SummerOfHeartbreak #ConradVsJeremiah #BellyIsBroke #FinalSeasonFeels

Travis Kelce Pumps Iron in Miami Like He’s Training for the Hunger Games (ft. Taylor Swift & Foam Slides)

BREAKING: Travis “Touchdown Thighs” Kelce has been spotted in the wild, absolutely sweating for the Super Bowl gods at a Miami gym — and yes, this man is still rocking foam slides like it’s a religion. 💪🏽😤✨

Just days after slow-dancing with Miss Taylor Lover-Era Sparkle Supreme Swift at his cousin’s wedding in Tennessee (aka the most A-list family reunion since the royal coronation), Travis decided to bench press his emotions in the Florida heat.

Wearing a gray ‘fit that screamed “I lift AND I moisturize,” a backwards white cap (because, duh, he’s the cool gym bro), and slides that look like they were stolen from a hotel spa, Travis marched into the gym like he was about to win America’s Next Top Tight End.

But wait—this isn’t just a workout montage. Oh no. Travis has been living his best Florida Man life lately while getting prepped for NFL season mode: sweat, protein powder, and probably listening to Taylor’s reputation album while curling dumbbells.

And because this man refuses to rest, he’s also starring in the upcoming cinematic fever dream that is Happy Gilmore 2 — featuring Adam Sandler, Bad Bunny (yes, the one that wrestled at WrestleMania), Ben Stiller, and Julie Bowen. That chaos hits Netflix July 25, and we’re emotionally unprepared.

Travis is in beast mode, Taylor is slaying wedding style, and foam slides are apparently gym shoes now. What dimension are we in?? 👟🌀

#KelceCore #TaylorAndTravisTakeOver #HappyGilmore2Energy

Travis Kelce Pumps Iron in Miami Like He’s Training for the Hunger Games (ft. Taylor Swift & Foam Slides)

Get Ready for Building the Band—The Reality Show That Will Break Your Brain, Featuring the Late Liam Payne! 😱🎤

Building the Band is about to take Netflix by storm—and it’s wild. This is Liam Payne’s last-ever project, and it’s hitting the streaming world on July 9th. Yes, you heard that right. The late Liam Payne—don’t cry, it’s what he would’ve wanted—is about to leave us with one seriously bonkers reality show. 😵🎶

The concept? Oh, you’re in for a treat. A bunch of talented singers will be locked in mysterious “booths” (yes, actual booths) trying to build a band based on musical chemistry alone. It’s like Tinder, but for music. They can’t see each other, they can’t judge based on looks (which, hello, thank you), but can they vibe together and create magic? It’s a musical game of trust and it’s gonna get REAL juicy when the bands finally meet face-to-face. Spoiler: It’s gonna be awkward, epic, and everything we didn’t know we needed. 👀🔥

Hosted by AJ McLean from the Backstreet Boys—so, yes, it’s legit—with Nicole Scherzinger slaying as mentor/judge/total boss and Kelly Rowland coming in with the guest judge wisdom, this show has star power for days. But the biggest twist? The late Liam Payne, One Direction icon, brings his own magic to the table. (Liam, you’re gonna rock our worlds even more than you already did. RIP, legend. 💔)

Episodes drop every Wednesday, and trust me, you won’t be able to stop at just one. 10 episodes. Pure drama. Must-watch performances. All of it.

Here’s the schedule to mark in your calendar (don’t be late, babe):
Week 1 (July 9): Episodes 1-4
Week 2 (July 16): Episodes 5-7
Week 3 (July 23): Episodes 8-10

Watch the trailer below for your first dose of OMG, I NEED THIS drama. 🎬🔥

Get ready to feel every emotion—because this is going to be ICONIC. 💥

#BuildingTheBand #LiamPayneForever #NetflixRealityMadness #DramaAlert #BandGoals

ORLANDO BLOOM’S DOG CRASHES THE RED CARPET & STEALS THE SHOW — HUMANS LEFT JOBLESS

Step aside, A-listers, because the real star of the Tribeca Film Festival just showed up in fur and four paws: Orlando Bloom’s bougie little poodle, Biggie Smalls. Yes, you heard that right. Orlando didn’t walk the red carpet — he sauntered it with his teacup pup like it was a Paris runway and everyone else was just background noise.

The Deep Cover premiere was poppin’ with celebs like Bryce Dallas Howard (a.k.a. Queen of Dinosaurs) and Nick Mohammed (from Ted Lasso, not your math class). But even they knew the truth: they were just extras in Biggie Smalls: The Movie (But Actually A Dog).

Orlando, 48 but still hotter than your WiFi after a storm, pulled up like “Here’s my new film,” and Biggie barked, “Nah babes, I am the film.” The duo was also spotted strutting through NYC like they owned it post-Jimmy Fallon taping — as if Fallon didn’t just get overshadowed by a literal fur baby in designer booties.

BTW, Deep Cover drops on Amazon Prime June 12, and it’s giving Brooklyn Nine-Nine meets Mission: Improbable. Plot twist? It follows three improv actors in London who get recruited by the cops to go undercover. So basically… theatre kids turned 007s. We are so here for it.

Catch it for the explosions. Stay for the puppy cameos.

#OrlandoAndBiggie #DeepCoverDrama #PoodlePower 💥🐾🕶️

ORLANDO BLOOM’S DOG CRASHES THE RED CARPET & STEALS THE SHOW — HUMANS LEFT JOBLESS
ORLANDO BLOOM’S DOG CRASHES THE RED CARPET & STEALS THE SHOW — HUMANS LEFT JOBLESS

🚨BREAKING: Shirtless Alien Gym Bro Claims He’s “Doing Important Stuff” in New ‘Superman’ Trailer & We’re Screaming 🚨

Okay, EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THE SKY. That’s not a bird, that’s not a plane — it’s David Corenswet in red spandex, serving chiseled jawline, emotional depth, and cosmic daddy energy in the new ‘Superman’ trailer and YES, we are unwell.

The trailer just dropped harder than your ex’s GPA and it’s giving cape, chaos, and core memories unlocked. David, our sweet super slice of muscle lasagna, is out here not messing around — literally. Mister Terrific (aka Edi Gathegi, aka the only man brave enough to yell at a demigod in a onesie) shouts, “Quit messin’ around!” and Superman claps back with ✨”I’m doing important stuff”✨ — like saving Earth, fixing your attitude, and making us question our sexuality.

We also get a smorgasbord of chaos gremlins from the DC Universe, including:

  • Nicholas Hoult as a bald and bitter Lex Luthor (Slay king!)
  • María Gabriela de Faría as The Engineer (literal hot girl transformer)
  • Skyler Gisondo as Jimmy Olsen (who def gives ✨that theater kid energy✨)
  • Nathan Fillion as Green Lantern (GL serving green ring realness)
  • And Wendell Pierce as Perry White, probably yelling in a newsroom somewhere because journalism is stress.

Plus there’s a robot named Superman Robot (creative), and Isabela Merced is out here flapping into frame as Hawkgirl like a glamorous avian MMA fighter. Written and directed by James Gunn, the movie promises “epic action, humor and heart” — aka trauma, thirst traps, and one-liners that will haunt your group chat forever.

🗓️Mark your calendars and clear your drafts — Superman crash-lands into theaters and IMAX on July 11. Tickets are on sale now, so sell a kidney and secure your seat.

👀PS: If you missed the last trailer… congrats, you now have homework.

#SupermanSlay #NotMessingAround #ThirstTrapInTheSky 💪🦸‍♂️🍑

Rachel Zoe Joins RHOBH and Andy Cohen Is Screaming, Crying, Throwing Couture!!!

Rachel Zoe is BACK and she’s diving headfirst into the diamond-studded drama pit known as The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! And guess who’s foaming at the mouth with excitement? Daddy Bravo himself: Andy Cohen.

On his bougie radio show (SiriusXM’s Andy Cohen Live, which we imagine smells like fresh gossip and Hermès), Andy basically levitated off his chair talking about Rachel’s big return to reality TV. And no, this isn’t a dream you had after eating too much edible glitter. This. Is. Real.

“It’s so wild. She fits. Like, really fits. Like the last puzzle piece in a Birkin bag,” Andy shrieked (not a direct quote but spiritually accurate).

Apparently, Rachel Zoe already knows half the cast. Like, intimately. She’s besties with Kathy Hilton, vibes with Kyle Richards, recently podcasted with Bozoma “Boz” Saint John (boss babe alert), and casually brunches with Jennifer Tilly?! If RHOBH was a sorority, Rachel is the legacy pledge who already knows all the chants and where the good tequila is hidden.

And let’s talk about the spicy drama: Rachel and her longtime man Rodg? Split. Donezo. Kaput. Andy says he was “rocked” by it, like someone told him Watch What Happens Live was canceled (it’s not, don’t panic). But Rachel? She’s not just surviving—she’s THRIVING. She’s single, she’s dating, she’s glowing, and she’s ready to throw shade in 7-inch stilettos.

“She’s at a real transitional moment in her life,” Andy whispered, like he was narrating a spiritual awakening sponsored by Balenciaga.

So what can we expect? DRAMA. FASHION. Possibly a breakdown in a G-wagon. Maybe even a wine throw in slow motion. And, according to Andy, a whole new Rachel: “The Rachel that we love, but like, rebooted. Like iOS 17 but with better hair.”

Get ready for Rachel Zoe: unfiltered, unhinged, and unbelievably fabulous.

#ZoeGoesFullHousewife
#RHOBHDeluluSeason
#AndyCohenIsLiterallyScreaming

KATE MIDDLETON ENTERS HER BOSS ERA IN POWER PANTSUIT, TOUCHES RANDOM STUFF IN A FANCY STORAGE CLOSET FULL OF VIBES

Okay besties, stop scrolling because Princess Kate just pulled a major “cool aunt on a vision board tour” moment and we’re absolutely LIVING. 👑✨

On Tuesday (aka Slayday), our royal fit queen Kate Middleton popped out in London to visit the V&A East Storehouse, aka the museum that said “What if storage, but make it aesthetic?” And yes, she did it all while rocking a navy blue pantsuit that whispered, “I schedule meetings, but I also gossip in the hallway.” Oh, and the black heels? Giving “boardroom Barbie who moonlights as a fashion archivist.”

So what is this storehouse thing? Imagine a museum where you can actually TOUCH the art and not get tackled by security. Revolutionary. Groundbreaking. Literally a Pinterest board for people who stan velvet drapes and 400-year-old wallpaper samples.

Kate apparently loves a good wallpaper moment. Like, while we’re over here picking peel-and-stick florals from Target, she’s ogling ancient textiles like they’re the final rose on The Bachelor: Heritage Edition. Museum director Tristram Hunt (who sounds like a man who drinks tea with pinky up) said Kate was vibing HARD with the materials. “She’s got both great passion and interest in material culture,” he said, which is posh for “she’s obsessed with old fabrics and it’s kinda hot.”

Also, sidenote, the Princess recently dropped a video update about family life and her health journey—proving once again she can serve both LEWKS and vulnerability like it’s tea at Buckingham.

Long story short: Kate came. Kate slayed. Kate sniffed a centuries-old curtain and probably called it “exquisite.” 😭💅

#KateTheGreat #PantsuitPower #TouchingMuseumStuffIsMyLoveLanguage

KATE MIDDLETON ENTERS HER BOSS ERA IN POWER PANTSUIT, TOUCHES RANDOM STUFF IN A FANCY STORAGE CLOSET FULL OF VIBES
KATE MIDDLETON ENTERS HER BOSS ERA IN POWER PANTSUIT, TOUCHES RANDOM STUFF IN A FANCY STORAGE CLOSET FULL OF VIBES
KATE MIDDLETON ENTERS HER BOSS ERA IN POWER PANTSUIT, TOUCHES RANDOM STUFF IN A FANCY STORAGE CLOSET FULL OF VIBES

🚨SABRINA CARPENTER JUST DROPPED HER ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT AND WE’RE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH 🐶💿

BREAKING: Sabrina “Pop Princess With a PhD in Pet Names” Carpenter has officially announced her 7th (yes SEVENTH like wow girl do you sleep??) studio album titled “Man’s Best Friend” and honestly, we are barking, howling, and probably peeing on the carpet from excitement.

The lead single “Manchild” just came out and it already has every ex-boyfriend in hiding and every fangirl building a shrine out of glitter glue and broken Barbie shoes.

📅 Mark your calendars and sacrifice a hair tie to the pop gods: the album drops August 29, 2025.
Which means we have approximately [insert dramatic gasp] 79 days to emotionally prepare, shave our legs (maybe), and preorder this iconic mess of music magic.

She posted on Instagram all cute and coy like:

“i can’t wait for it to be yours x”

Translation: You’re not ready. Your ancestors aren’t ready. No one is ready. Prepare for emotional damage… but make it ✨aesthetic✨.

If you’re still recovering from her last album “Short n’ Sweet” (which came out last August and was basically a sonic slap in the face—IN THE BEST WAY), well too bad because she’s back and she brought backup vocals.

Also, she’s going on tour! So now’s your chance to scream “MOTHER!!!” from the back row while wearing a tiara and sobbing into a tote bag.

👉 Go preorder “Man’s Best Friend” RIGHT NOW unless you hate joy, glitter, and serotonin.

#SabrinaCarpenter #MansBestFriendAlbum #SheOwnsMyThroatAndMyWallet 🐾🎤💅

🚨 Harvey Weinstein Gets Slammed (Again) in Courtroom Soap Opera: Guilty! Not Guilty! Cliffhanger Ending! 🚨

The Harvey Weinstein courtroom reboot just dropped a plot twist messier than your ex’s Instagram story.

The 73-year-old former King of Creepy has officially been found guilty (again!)—this time of committing a criminal sexual act in a retrial that felt like the worst sequel no one asked for. Yes, he’s still out here collecting convictions like Pokémon cards.

👩‍⚖️ According to the latest tea spilled in NYC court, the jury said “YEP!” to Weinstein assaulting Miriam Haley (same queen who testified back in 2020), but said “nah, we’re good” on the charges involving Kaja Sokola. And for Jessica Mann? The jury pulled a “can’t relate” and gave us a full-on reality TV cliffhanger. They’ll be back for more drama on Thursday like it’s the season finale of Law & Order: SVU: Maximum Menace Edition.

And of course, Harvey had thoughts™. In court, he tried to guilt-trip the judge like a washed-up villain in a bad soap opera. He whined, “This is my LIFE!” and dramatically accused the court of endangering him. Babe, the only thing you’re in danger of is missing lunch at Rikers.

Let’s not forget, his 2020 convictions were overturned in April 2024, which is honestly insane considering he was already sentenced to 23 years. Like, who is ghostwriting his appeals—Olivia Pope?? That trial also included Miriam and Jessica’s stories, which they both repeated in this go-round like they’re stuck in a horror movie franchise that just. won’t. end.

Oh, and Kaja? She came through with receipts for the first time. She told the court that Weinstein assaulted her in 2002 when she was 16, and again in 2006 at a hotel. Spoiler alert: she was previously referred to as “Complaining Witness No. 3,” which sounds like a tragic character from Squid Game: Sexual Assault Court Edition.

BUT WAIT! He’s not just dealing with this mess. King Creep is already locked up in California serving 16 more years for a 2022 rape conviction. So like, Harvey’s not going anywhere. Except deeper into prison. Possibly with a Netflix docuseries in 3… 2… 1…

TL;DR: Weinstein’s still trash, the justice system is slow but occasionally delivers, and the courtroom saga continues. This ain’t over—but our patience sure is.

#GuiltyAgain #HarveyWeinstein #JailhouseBlues #RotInPrisonKing

🚨ZOE SALDANA SAYS HER OSCAR IS TRANS?! THE STATUE USES THEY/THEM PRONOUNS NOW??🚨

Hollywood is officially in its queer era and Zoe Saldana just made sure her Oscar statue is leading the parade in a sequined crop top and Doc Martens. 🏳️‍⚧️✨

The 46-year-old galaxy-hopping goddess (yes, that’s Neytiri from Avatar, Gamora from Guardians, and now, apparently, the woke fairy godmother of the Academy) just casually dropped the bomb that her Oscar statue isn’t just sitting on a dusty old shelf collecting ego dust. Nope. It’s out here living its most authentic, gender-expansive truth.

Zoe told IconicHipster.com that her Oscar is “trans” and uses they/them pronouns in her house. ICONIC BEHAVIOR. “We have it in my office,” she said. “And my Oscar is gender fluid.”

Like… imagine being a golden statue and waking up one day to find out you’re now a queer legend thanks to your new mom, Zoe Saldana. The Oscar said 🏳️‍⚧️ “I’m not just a trophy—I’m a movement, sweetie.”

This all went down after her win for Emilia Pérez, where Zoe plays a fierce, ride-or-die bestie who helps the main character (played by Karla Sofía Gascón) get gender-affirming surgery. So yes—this is art imitating life imitating a very fabulous gold figurine.

Also, if you haven’t watched Emilia Pérez on Netflix yet… what are you doing?? It’s giving telenovela meets justice meets sparklecore.

Anyway, please rise for Mx. Oscar, they/them, slayer of binary norms, destroyer of dusty statuette traditions, and possibly the only Oscar in Hollywood who’s not problematic.

#NonBinaryOscar #ZoeDidThat #GoldenQueerRoyalty 👑🏆🪩

Dakota Johnson Just Got a Puppy and It’s Basically the Ultimate Clapback After the Chris Martin Breakup Drama

Dakota Johnson just pulled off the ultimate power move: she adopted a brand-new pupper named Tokyo right after her breakup with Coldplay’s frontman, Chris Martin. Mic drop.

So, 35-year-old Dakota—yes, the queen of Fifty Shades fame and Material Girls vibes—showed up on Amy Poehler’s Good Hang Podcast looking like she just won at life. And guess what she brought? A tiny, sniffy, adorable fluffball straight from the Santa Barbara Humane Society. Yep, she rescued Tokyo on a totally spontaneous Saturday like a superhero with a fur cape.

She wasn’t planning on it, though. Because of course, Dakota was still dealing with some major feels after her OG doggo Zeppelin—RIP, legend—passed away at the ripe old age of 17 last December. That’s like, a whole dog century. She thought the puppy rescue train wasn’t boarding anytime soon. But then BAM, Tokyo showed up and basically said, “I’m your new bestie now.”

Plot twist: Tokyo started turning into a total diva right there on the podcast set, sniffing mics like she’s auditioning for America’s Next Top Dog Model. Dakota straight-up called her a “performer,” and honestly? Tokyo’s got more star power than half the celebs on Instagram.

“I’m an actress just like my mom!” Dakota joked to her pupper. If Tokyo starts demanding a trailer, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Oh, and did I mention? This epic new furry friend appeared just DAYS after news broke that Dakota and Chris Martin called it quits. Coincidence? Nope. This is Dakota’s subtle way of saying, “New dog, who dis?”

So yeah, Dakota’s out here living her best life, upgrading from heartbreak to puppy cuddles, and honestly, that’s the mood for 2025. Someone get this dog a Netflix special already. #PuppyPower #BreakupGlowUp #TokyoTheStar

🚨Brooke Shields Ditches Hallmark Deal Faster Than You Bail on a Group Project🚨

Okay, so picture this: Brooke Shields, literal icon, signs a 16-movie deal with Hallmark thinking she’s about to revolutionize cozy cable movies with sass, comedy, and flower shop drama. Cut to three movies in—and she’s like, “Hold up, this ain’t giving!”

Brooke had big plans. She was told she’d be the sparkle in Hallmark’s glitter glue. The LOL queen of crime-solving florists. The Beyoncé of botanical murder mysteries. But by movie #3, it was giving less comedy queen and more watching beige paint dry in slow motion.

In her memoir “Brooke Shields Is Not Allowed to Get Old” (iconic title tbh), she spills the rose-scented tea:

“They wanted me to be funny, but then edited out all the LOLs. Like, what’s the point of casting me if you’re just gonna turn me into background wallpaper?!”

Those three movies? All from 2016. All have titles that sound like clues in an elderly escape room:

  • Mum’s the Word: A Flower Shop Mystery
  • Snipped in the Bud (savage)
  • Dearly Depotted (someone thought they were so clever with that one)

So what did Brooke do? Did she suffer through 13 more lavender-scented snoozefests? Absolutely not. She pulled the plug, snapped her pruning shears in half, and bloomed into her ✨next era✨.

“Not everything is for everyone,” she said, serving wise auntie energy. “There’s nothing wrong with Hallmark, but I’m trying to serve COUTURE, not CARNATIONS.”

She basically told Hallmark: “It’s not me, it’s you.” And then peaced out to do A Castle for Christmas in 2021, which was her royal redemption arc.

So what’s the lesson here? Don’t be afraid to ditch the deal if the vibes are off. Be your own main character, even if you have to walk away from a 13-movie contract and a basket of roses.

💅#CareerGlowUp
🌸#NotSoHallmark
📚#BrookeWroteTheBook (literally, go buy it at Walmart or something)

🚨Brooke Shields Ditches Hallmark Deal Faster Than You Bail on a Group Project🚨

BTS BOYS ARE BACK AND HOTTER THAN EVER: JIMIN & JUNGKOOK ESCAPE MILITARY PRISON (okay not prison but you get it)

Jimin and Jungkook have officially been UNLEASHED from South Korea’s military service and they’re ready to slay, serve, and sweat (on stage, not in a trench, thank you very much 🇰🇷✨).

The 29-year-old Jimin and 27-year-old Jungkook (yes, still younger than your emotionally unavailable ex) were honorably discharged from military duties on June 11, aka our new national holiday: ARMY Liberation Day. This comes just one spicy day after their band bros RM and V were also released like doves of world peace and shirtless TikTok thirst traps.

Meanwhile, Suga’s doing his thing as a social worker, changing lives and probably writing emotional piano ballads while helping old ladies cross the street. King behavior.

As the boys emerged from the Yeoncheon Public Stadium looking like K-drama leads who just survived a 16-episode military romance, fans lost their collective minds, wigs flew into orbit, and several people claimed to have been spiritually reborn.

✨Jimin, still glowing like a dewy marshmallow, said:

“It’s been a loooong time. We survived a global pandemic and push-ups. Now it’s comeback o’clock.”

👑 Jungkook, who probably smells like sandalwood and freedom, added:

“Thanks to everyone who served with us and supported us. Military life was basically a drama but without the kissing scenes. Time to pick up where we left off — world domination.”

Jimin wrapped it all up like a poetic angel, saying:

“If you see a soldier on the street, give them a warm gesture. Like a hug. Or a snack. Or your number.”

ICYMI: In South Korea, every able-bodied man must serve in the military, which is cute and patriotic but also terrifying when your bias disappears for 18 months and you’re left rewatching fancams like it’s a survival tactic.

BUT NOW THEY’RE BACK. THE COMEBACK IS COMING. THE ERA IS UPON US.
Brace yourselves. Cry now. Scream later. Stream always. 💅

#JikookIsBack #MilitaryDischargeGlowUp #BTS2025Takeover 💜

BTS BOYS ARE BACK AND HOTTER THAN EVER: JIMIN & JUNGKOOK ESCAPE MILITARY PRISON (okay not prison but you get it)

🚨Elon Musk Has Regrets?! Internet Daddy Walks Back Trump Tweets, Blames Thumbs, Chaos Ensues🚨

Okay so guess what, babes? Elon Musk—the Tesla king, Twitter/X overlord, and part-time space pirate—just kinda oopsied his way into a presidential feud and is now backpedaling faster than a Roomba on Red Bull.

Let’s rewind the tea machine: Last week, the world’s richest man (yes, richer than the Monopoly guy on steroids) decided it was the perfect time to clap back at none other than Donald Trump. And not just any clapback—Elon basically tossed a flaming laptop into the chat by alleging that Trump’s name might be floating somewhere in those secret Epstein files. Like. WHAT???

Cut to this week, Elon must’ve sobered up from a night of coding, rocket-launching, and tweeting from the bathtub, because he hit post on this regret-scented gem:

“I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.”

Girl. Some? Only some? That’s like saying “I only regret putting the house on fire, not the gasoline fight.”

Meanwhile, Trump’s been suspiciously silent. Like… 👀 no posts, no memes, not even a “Sad!” This silence is louder than Elon’s flamethrowers.

Will this billionaire bromance implode? Will they both run for president of Mars? Will Elon start posting thirst traps to distract us?? STAY TUNED.

#ElonDrama #TrumpTea #TweetRegrets #XRatedMess #MuskVsTrump #SomeoneTakeHisPhone

🚨TRACE CYRUS GOES FULL SUPER SAIYAN ON BILLY RAY: “SKIPPED GRANDMA’S FUNERAL FOR A RUNWAY SHOW?!”🚨

The Cyrus Family is Imploding Like It’s Sweeps Week and Trace Cyrus just ethered his dad, Billy Ray, with the force of a thousand Hot Topics.

Trace (aka the Cyrus sibling most likely to scream-sing his feelings in a warehouse full of fog machines) went full chaos mode on Instagram, calling out ol’ mullet daddy himself for doing the unthinkable:
📍Skipping his grandma’s funeral
✈️Flying to Italy for a FASHION SHOW
💸Even after getting a $60K private jet, courtesy of a daughter we can assume rhymes with “Smiley.”

Like bro. Not even economy class. A private jet. And Billy Ray still ghosted. BOOMER BEHAVIOR DETECTED.

Trace didn’t just spill the tea, he poured it into a blender with Red Bull and rage and hit purée:

“You’re the lamest man to ever walk planet Earth.”

“I’m embarrassed to have ever considered you my idol.”

“Christ is King. Get right with God.”

He went full “emo youth pastor meets revenge plot,” and we’re honestly here for it. Not only did Trace call his dad out, but he hit him with the ultimate flex:

“I’ve surpassed him in every metric as a man.”

HELLO?? WHO SAYS THAT?? That’s not just shade, that’s a solar eclipse.

He also swore off any future reconciliation, declared himself the heir to the Cyrus throne (👑), and announced his plans to have a ton of kids and raise them “the right way.” Translation: family game night > Milan Fashion Week.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get messier:

  • Trace vs. Braison? ✔️
  • Trace vs. Billy Ray’s lawyers? ✔️✔️
  • Cyrus family group chat? Probably just 🔥 emoji, legal disclaimers, and one confused thumbs-up from Noah.

The vibes? Think Keeping Up With The Kardashians meets Breaking Bad: Honky Tonk Edition.

So what have we learned?

1. Trace Cyrus is in his villain origin story era.
2. Billy Ray may or may not be living in an alternate universe powered by rhinestone jackets and denial.
3. We need a reality show called “Cyrus vs. Cyrus: Dawn of Mess.” Immediately.

#CyrusShowdown #TraceWentNuclear #NotMyAchyBreakyDad 💥🛩️👨‍👦‍👦

🚨TRACE CYRUS GOES FULL SUPER SAIYAN ON BILLY RAY: “SKIPPED GRANDMA’S FUNERAL FOR A RUNWAY SHOW?!”🚨
🚨TRACE CYRUS GOES FULL SUPER SAIYAN ON BILLY RAY: “SKIPPED GRANDMA’S FUNERAL FOR A RUNWAY SHOW?!”🚨
🚨TRACE CYRUS GOES FULL SUPER SAIYAN ON BILLY RAY: “SKIPPED GRANDMA’S FUNERAL FOR A RUNWAY SHOW?!”🚨

Shawn Mendes Is Shirtless, Juiced Up, and Tattooed Like a Sexy Canadian Coloring Book 🇨🇦🧃🐶

Shawn Mendes, aka the walking thirst trap of Ontario, just stepped out in LA looking like a hot summer smoothie made of tattoos, tank tops, and emotional growth.

The 26-year-old “I can treat you better than he can but also please admire my biceps while I whisper” crooner was spotted strolling through Beverly Hills with his little sister Aaliyah, proving once again that the Mendes genes are not to be trifled with. The duo hit up Beverly Hills Juice, because hydration is important when you’re that hot and famous.

Shawn was serving Casual Canadian Daddy in a tight white tank that screamed “I lift emotional baggage and dumbbells,” paired with black pants and sneakers that said “I’m humble but make it rich.” To top it off, he was cradling a tiny dog in a teal harness like it was the final accessory in a luxury fashion shoot titled “Hot Guy Summer: Organic Edition.”

And if that wasn’t enough to make your heart combust like a reusable water bottle in the desert sun, Shawn casually reminded the world that he’s going On The Road Again in 2025. Yes, the man is touring again. Yes, tickets are already on sale. Yes, your bank account is crying in “Stitches.”

Moral of the story: Shawn Mendes is outside, inked up, glowing, juicing, dog-carrying, and preparing to emotionally devastate stadiums worldwide. Get ready, world. The tour is coming. And so are we.

#TattooDaddy #JuiceWithShawn #MendesOnTheMove 🍹🔥🐾

Shawn Mendes Is Shirtless, Juiced Up, and Tattooed Like a Sexy Canadian Coloring Book 🇨🇦🧃🐶

Scarlett Johansson Noped Out of ‘Thunderbolts’ Credits Like a Classy Ghost in Gucci

Scarlett Johansson—our forever latex-clad assassin queen—has officially yeeted herself out of the credits for Marvel’s Thunderbolts, and she wants the world to know it was on purpose. Not a glitch. Not a vibe. Just straight-up “delete my name, babes.”

So here’s the tea: ScarJo, 40, was originally listed as an executive producer on Thunderbolts, even though she’s nowhere to be found in the actual movie. No jumpsuit. No dramatic flips. Not even a soul-piercing side-eye. Just poof—like she got snapped by Thanos but specifically for her LinkedIn title.

She spilled all this in an interview with David Harbour (aka Daddy Red Guardian), who basically clowned her by asking, “Wait… you’re the seventh Thunderbolt and you haven’t even seen the movie???”
Scarlett, in full IDGAF mode, simply replied: “No.”
Then David, drunk on vibes and espresso, joked, “You hated the movie that much?”
To which Scarlett essentially blinked, smiled politely, and said, “I just wasn’t involved. Take me out like a bad eyebrow tattoo.”

She did say she’s proud of the crew for making a movie—even if it feels like Marvel just pressed “shuffle” on the remaining Avengers.

Then came the existential crisis portion of the interview, where Scar reflected on her Marvel era:

“Sometimes you’re the lead, sometimes you’re a plot mop.”

She praised Winter Soldier for giving her juicy, dynamic scenes with Chris Evans (America’s actual butt), but admitted that in other movies, her character basically existed to push the story along and not, you know, be an actual person. Add five months of not being allowed to dye her roots or touch nail polish, and yes, she was in her “Marvel-induced identity crisis” era.

Let’s not forget: she sued Disney like an absolute legend when they tried to release Black Widow on Disney+ and in theaters at the same time, probably over a plate of overpriced sushi. They settled. She won. Obviously.

Up next, she’s stomping into Jurassic World: Rebirth, which sounds like the dinosaurs unionized and she’s their queen. And she was just seen on another mysterious set because duh, you can’t keep a Marvel-refugee goddess down.

Moral of the story: If Scarlett Johansson doesn’t want her name on your group project, you’re probably not getting an A.

#ScarlettSnatchedHerCredit #ThunderboltsWho #ExecutiveProducerWhere

Scarlett Johansson Noped Out of ‘Thunderbolts’ Credits Like a Classy Ghost in Gucci

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