🚨 John Mayer Says He’s SINGLE and Ready to MINGLE… If You Come With Wi-Fi and Emotional Stability 🚨

June 13, 2025

John Mayer is back on the market, babes! 💅✨ The 47-year-old human heartbreak anthem and walking cologne commercial just went full softboi on the SmartLess podcast with Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, and Sean Hayes, and yes—he spilled tea hotter than your group chat at 3am.

“I’m a single person. I’m a catch,” Mayer declared confidently, while probably adjusting his leather bracelet and staring into the emotional void. Like OK, sir!!! Go off with your sadboy swagger and vintage denim.

But WAIT. It gets juicier than a $7 Erewhon smoothie.

He also revealed that being famous is basically the Tinder Platinum of dating:

“Fame is a very good filtration system.”

Translation: If you can handle the paparazzi, my emotional depth, and three-hour acoustic sets about my feelings—you might be the one, shawty.

And now, for the biggest plot twist since Kylie said she’s a minimalist:
JOHN. MIGHT. GET. MARRIED. 👰🏼‍♀️🔔

Yes, Mr. “Your Body Is a Wonderland” said he’s only dating with WIFE ENERGY now.

“Every girlfriend would be a potential wife at this point,” he said, probably while journaling and sipping on a turmeric latte.

So if you’re trying to wife up a Grammy-winning crooner with more emotional baggage than LAX—slide into the Mayerverse. Just bring snacks, patience, and maybe a therapist.

#JohnMayer #SingleAndSearching #WifeMeUpJohnny

🚨MOM LEVELS UP: Donna Kelce Joins The Traitors—Let the Chaos Begin, Mother!!! 🚨

June 13, 2025

Pack your bags, trust NO ONE, and hide the banana bread—because Mother Donna Kelce is pulling up to The Traitors Season 4 like it’s a PTO meeting in the Scottish Highlands, and somebody just stole her casserole dish. 💅🏽🎭🕵️‍♀️

That’s right. The real MVP—aka the womb that birthed both NFL chaos demons Travis and Jason Kelce—is officially joining the cast of The Traitors, the reality show where everyone lies, cries, and lowkey plots murder over scones and 250K in blood money. 😮‍💨💸

And you already KNOW her sons had to tease it with the most suspicious “nothing to see here” post on their podcast’s X account. Like, babe… if you’re posting clips of you discussing The Traitors “for no reason 😏,” we KNOW something’s up. We’ve seen the show. WE’RE NOT DUMB.

“Jason Would Be a Terrible Traitor” — A Direct Quote from Jason Kelce
Travis once told Jason he’d “f—ing crush it” on The Traitors. Jason was like, “Nah, I’m allergic to lying.” Which is kinda sweet but also, sir… this is reality TV. That’s like saying you don’t like conflict and applying for Love Island. 😭

Jason even recalled trying to play a knockoff version of The Traitors while hiking Mt. Kilimanjaro (???) and getting voted out IMMEDIATELY. The way this man can’t even lie while deprived of oxygen is WILDLY relatable.

Donna’s New Teammates? Straight-Up Unhinged
This cast is serving pure chaos energy. Like, Royal Family Cousins, Drag Queens, Real Housewives, Olympic Ice Skaters, and That One Guy From Laguna Beach kind of chaos. Here’s who Donna will be stuck playing Mafia with in a haunted Scottish castle:

Lisa Rinna (probably brought her own wigs and drama)
Colton Underwood (from The Bachelor, still running from his season)
Dorinda Medley (it’s about to get Make It Nice messy)
Monét X Change (RuPaul’s Drag Race icon, expect wig-snatching AND strategic annihilation)
Mark Ballas, Kristen Kish, Yam Yam, Natalie Anderson, and like… a bunch of other reality TV psychos

It’s giving The Avengers, but make it unhinged, paranoid, and in kilts.

Reminder: Last Season Ended in a Friendship Pact and Math
Season 3 ended with all the faithfuls hugging it out and splitting the prize money like an after-school pizza party. No one got banished. No one got betrayed. Just some quick calculator math and a group decision to not ruin friendships over $17K post-tax. Okay wholesome, but like… this show is called The Traitors. LET 👏 THE 👏 DRAMA 👏 HAPPEN.

TL;DR: We’re About to Watch America’s Mom Go Full Spy Mode
Can Donna Kelce lie, deceive, manipulate, and betray her way to \$250,000? Or will she be outed by Week 1 because she offers everyone cookies and calls them “sweetie”?

Only one way to find out. Stream The Traitors Season 4 on Peacock and pray no one betrays Donna, or Travis might body-slam them on live TV.

#TeamDonna #TraitorsMomTakeover #KelceKarnage 🐍🏰💅🏽

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— New Heights (@newheightshow) June 12, 2025

Antonio Brown Just Went Full Grand Theft Auto IRL and Now There’s a Warrant with His Name on It?! 🚨💥🏃‍♂️💨

June 13, 2025

Uhhh… what in the “Florida Man: Celebrity Edition” is going on here?

Antonio Brown — yes that Antonio Brown, the former NFL star turned chaos magnet — is now WANTED for attempted murder after what sounds like the world’s most unhinged crossover between a boxing match and a “Call of Duty” mission gone rogue.

Here’s the tea (and it is BOILING):

Apparently at some celeb boxing event in Miami hosted by Adin Ross (aka Twitch’s chaotic little brother), Antonio showed up ready to throw more than just hands. According to reports, he got into a WWE-level brawl on May 16 and then allegedly tried to go full action movie villain.

He claims on social media that he was “jumped” by people trying to snatch his bling. So far, so standard. But then it gets straight-up Looney Tunes. 🌀👊🔫

Authorities say security footage shows our man Antonio punching a dude, grabbing a security guard’s GUN (?????), and sprinting toward someone like he was about to drop a final boss finisher move. Two gunshots go off (?!), someone gets grazed in the neck (!!!), and Antonio just WALKS AWAY CASUALLY LIKE IT’S TUESDAY.

Meanwhile, the poor guy who got shot is now recovering in the hospital while the internet is still trying to process whether this was a deleted scene from “Fast & Furious: Florida Drift.” 🚗💥🌴

Just to remind you, Antonio once stripped mid-game during an NFL match and yeeted his career right off the field in 2022. So like… the chaos was always bubbling.

Now there’s a whole WARRANT out for his arrest and he’s officially entered his “real-life GTA side quest” era.

Stay safe out there, kids — and maybe don’t go to celebrity boxing events unless you’re okay with surprise boss battles. 😵‍💫

#AntonioBrown #GTAInRealLife #ThisAintMaddenAnymore

Benny Blanco Says “NO THANK YOU” to Live Shows With Selena Gomez—and Honestly, Same

June 13, 2025

“I’m a couch guy, babe.” – Benny Blanco, probably.

Okay so imagine this: you just dropped a fire album with Selena Freakin’ Gomez, the girl who survived Disney Channel, Justin Bieber, and the Met Gala without a single scandal. The fans are screaming. The group chats are popping. The tour buses are ready. And Benny Blanco is like… “LOL, no.”

Yes, Benny “beat-making baddie” Blanco—age: 37, vibe: grandpa trapped in a millennial body—has officially said absolutely not to doing live shows for their album I Said I Love You First. And honestly? King behavior.

In an interview on the “Hot Hits with Nic & Loren” podcast (aka the unofficial therapy session for celebs with stage fright), Benny basically screamed, “GET ME OFF THIS STAGE!” He said performing live feels like “his worst nightmare,” and that anytime he has to appear on shows like SNL or the AMAs, he’s just counting down the seconds ’til he’s back in sweatpants binge-watching The Bear.

“I just want to be home on my couch.”

—Benny Blanco, live from his emotional support sectional sofa.

Let’s be real—while Selena is out here serving glam and world tour fantasy, Benny’s probably Googling “can I wear pajamas to a red carpet?” and ordering UberEats like it’s an Olympic sport. Introverts of the world, this is your man.

Also, in case you’ve been living under a rock (or worse, don’t follow celebrity couples like it’s your full-time job), Benny and Selena have been doing the cutie-couple thing since 2015 but went public-public in December 2023. They even slapped an engagement ring on it shortly after. Ugh, goals.

And just last week? Benny was out here talking about making lil’ Benny-Gomez babies. Tour? No. Diaper duty? MAYBE.

Anyway, if you were hoping to see them live, sorry bestie—looks like the only show you’re getting is Benny live from his living room, surrounded by snacks and emotional damage.

#CouchCoreIsReal #SelennySupremacy #IntrovertIcon👑

🚨Becky G Just Dropped Her Trauma, Her Tía, and Her Ex in a Bombshell Doc and We’re Crying in Spanglish🚨

June 13, 2025

Y’ALL. BECKY G IS IN HER MAIN CHARACTER ERA. AGAIN.

So Becky G—aka the Chola Fairy Godmother of Pop, aka Miss “Becky From the Block” But Now She Owns the Whole Block—just hit us with a new documentary called Rebbeca (with two B’s, because one wasn’t dramatic enough). And she premiered this emotional chisme bomb at the Tribeca Film Festival like the absolute icon she is. And yes, it was in a gown. And yes, there were tears. And no, we are NOT okay.

💛 First things first: She showed up at the United Palace lookin’ like a sun-kissed bottle of Fanta in this snatched Georges Hobeika dress. The way the dress glowed??? Solar-powered goddess. Then sis did a wardrobe switch mid-event like a Latina Beyoncé, into a second look just to emotionally destroy us during a Q\&A. ✨✨

Now let’s talk about the doc:
It’s called Rebbeca (like, the government name your mom yells when she’s mad), and it is a full-on emotional rollercoaster sponsored by Vicks Vaporub and generational trauma.

We’re talking:

Family addiction struggles ✅
Cheating fiancé drama ✅
Her SOLD OUT tour that made us all wish we were mariachis ✅
A deep dive into her journey into regional Mexican music aka she’s giving ranchera realness now ✅
And crying about her grandpa while also slaying vocals ✅

Basically, Rebbeca is Becky taking her crown back, flipping it, and gluing it to her forehead with cultural pride and glitter glue. She’s got billions of streams but zero chill in this doc. It’s raw. It’s real. It’s giving “therapist in a tracksuit.” You’ll laugh. You’ll sob. You’ll text your mom, “te amo.”

After baring her soul, Becky gave the audience a private concert like she was our emotional support mariachi. With Ethan Ridings on guitar, they performed three songs in front of a wall full of emotional memories and possibly haunted picture frames (jk…unless? 👻).

She hit us with:

“Becky From the Block” (aka Gen Z’s National Anthem)
“Querido Abuelo” (cue ugly crying)
“GOMEZX4” (ending credits song aka the track that emotionally assassinated everyone in the room)

They don’t make pop stars like this anymore. She’s Selena, if Selena had to survive TMZ, infidelity scandals, and TikTok thirst traps.

So if you’re not watching Rebbeca immediately, are you even living? Or just existing in Becky G’s glittery shadow???

#RebbecaDoc #BeckyFromTheBlockbuster #CryinButMakeItCultural 💅🏽🎤💔

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Todd Chrisley Just Escaped Prison with a Trump Pardon and Immediately Turned Into a Proud Dad on Instagram—What Is This Timeline?! 😵‍💫🍑

June 13, 2025

Okay so like… um… HELLO??? Todd Chrisley just went from federal prison to Instagram dad-mode faster than you can say “tax evasion,” and honestly, this timeline is making less sense than a season finale of Riverdale.

So here’s the TEA (boiling, spicy, probably illegal): Todd Chrisley, aka Mr. “Chrisley Knows Best” but apparently didn’t know best when it came to bank fraud, is OUT of prison thanks to none other than Donald J. Trump, who literally hit the “UNO Reverse” button on Todd and Julie Chrisley’s convictions like this is Mario Kart: Inmate Edition.

After getting yeeted outta jail YEARS ahead of schedule (Todd wasn’t supposed to see the light of day ’til 2033—like… flying cars and AI boyfriends kinda future), he didn’t post about freedom, food, or even Beyoncé. No. This man logged on and hit us with a wholesome dad shoutout.

He posted about his 19-year-old son Grayson making the University of Alabama Dean’s List. Which is great and all but like… sir… we’re still emotionally processing your pardon by a former president. Can we catch our breath?

Here’s what he wrote (and we’re not even kidding):

“God is good all the time… I love you to the moon and back…”

“…stood with your Lord and Savior amidst the fire and came out never smelling of smoke…”

BABE. You were just in prison. This sounds like the start of a Hillsong remix.

Then he hit us with the classic “Stand tall, stand true, stand for your fellow brothers in Christ” line and we were like… okay Jesus influencer, but also like—WHERE’S THE DOCUMENTARY?? This is giving “Tiger King but Christian.” We need cameras rolling yesterday.

Also reminder: Todd has more kids than a CW teen drama. There’s Lindsie (35), Kyle (32), Chase (29), Savannah (27), Chloe (12), and Grayson (19). If there’s ever a reboot of Modern Family but with chaos and IRS drama, this cast is ready.

Todd’s out of jail.
Trump pressed “forgive” like he was on Tinder.
Grayson’s slaying college.
And Todd’s Insta turned into a church bulletin.

2025 is unhinged, and we love it here.

#ToddIsFree #PardonedAndProud #GraysonSaidDeanListNotFelony

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Michelle Obama Is a Capricorn and She Will Ruin Your Life (Lovingly)

June 13, 2025

🪐✨Why is the former First Lady giving Big Zodiac Energy? Because she’s a Capricorn and she won’t shut up about it—and honestly? Mood.

Okay but HELLO?? Why is Michelle Obama out here being the CEO of Team Capricorn like it’s her full-time job??? Ma’am, you were already First Lady, calm down before you take over the moon too.

So apparently Mrs. Michelle “January 17th, mark your calendars peasants” Obama is obsessed with being a Capricorn. Like, she is living, laughing, loving that Earth sign life so hard that she might as well be the human embodiment of a vision board printed on a spreadsheet.

On the latest episode of her podcast IMO with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson (yes, she pod now), Michelle basically turns the whole vibe into a Capricorn TED Talk. She’s got her big bro Craig on the mic and guests like Issa Rae, Damon and Marlon Wayans, and Seth Rogen—but the real star of the show? Astrology. Specifically: CAPRICORNS ONLY. NO VIRGOS ALLOWED.

Let’s talk about that Issa Rae episode though. Queen Issa was telling a very normal, very adult story about opening a restaurant (casual), and Michelle literally interrupted like:

“Wait… you’re a Capricorn???”

insert chair dance, probably some jazz hands, maybe a cartwheel

Girl. Be serious.

Then she goes full Zodiac Drill Sergeant:

“That’s why we bossy.”

Yes, ma’am. We get it. You’re the goat. Literally. 🐐

AND THEN. Just when you think she’s done being the Capricorn Cult Leader™, she slides back in like:

“Two Capricorns. We in your business.”

Like not just a little what’s your sign convo… Michelle Obama is kicking down the door of your emotional trauma with a birth chart and a crystal. She’s reading your vibes like she’s grading your finals.

Also, Craig (sweet angel that he is) tried to explain why he kept his divorce lowkey, and Michelle hits him with the classic Earth Sign guilt trip:

“You should’ve told me. I’m available for crises. I’m very crisis-available.”

Okay, Capricorn Florence Nightingale!

AND THEN (yes we’re STILL going) she hits us with:

> “We get mad but we don’t stay mad.”
> Oh? So you’re emotionally evolved now? Must be that 10th house energy. 😌

She wraps up the ep with even more astrological truth bombs, talking about how Capricorns are blunt because they “keep it real” and “know what they want.” Meanwhile, I’m sitting here wondering if my Gemini moon is the reason I just ghosted someone for texting “hey.”

So yeah. If you were wondering whether Michelle Obama is in tune with the stars, the answer is YES, BABY. She’s probably out there reading Barack’s birth chart like it’s classified intel.

The verdict?
Michelle Obama is a Capricorn and she wants you to know it. She will judge your entire personality off your rising sign and then make you a better person because of it.

Zodiac girlies: pack it up. We’ve got our supreme leader now.
Michelle said ✨I see you. I judge you. I accept you.✨

#CapricornSupremacy #MichelleTheAstroQueen #ZodiacGirliesUnite

🚨Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Just Beat a $400 MILLION Lawsuit and Went for Ice Cream Like It Was Nothing🚨

June 13, 2025

Imagine facing a lawsuit so massive it could buy you 40,000 Birkin bags—and then casually strolling through NYC like you just won The Hunger Games: Celebrity Court Edition. ICONIC.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were spotted giving “legal victory but make it fashion” energy after a judge basically said “Boy, bye” to Justin Baldoni’s $400M lawsuit. Yup, $400 MILLION. That’s like… the GDP of a small country or Taylor Swift’s closet.

The A-list couple was snapped acting cuter than a baby duck in sneakers—Blake pushing their littlest spawn in a stroller while looking like a Pinterest board titled “Chic Mom Who Knows All the Gossip”. Pastel green vest? Denim shorts? Ethereal momcore. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds was giving us relaxed Canadian dad who just finished filming a Mint Mobile ad and is headed to Trader Joe’s for almond butter vibes.

So what went down in CourtTok™️? Basically, Baldoni (yes, that Justin Baldoni from “It Ends With Us”) tried to sue Blake, Ryan, and even The New York Times for allegedly dragging him in an article about film set drama. He claimed it was all a shady smear campaign. The judge said, “LMAOOOO no.” 👩‍⚖️📉

According to the court docs, the Times was just reporting the tea from Blake’s civil rights complaint and didn’t do anything shady. The whole thing got thrown out faster than your ex’s playlist after a breakup.

So now, Blake and Ryan are lawsuit-free, stress-free, and probably sipping matcha somewhere laughing in millions. Moral of the story: marry someone rich, stay unbothered, and wear cute vests.

#LegalSlay #MomAndDadEnergy #BlakeAndRyanForever 🍦💼💅

🚨Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Just Beat a $400 MILLION Lawsuit and Went for Ice Cream Like It Was Nothing🚨

WENDY WILLIAMS ESCAPES “PRISON” (aka assisted living) FOR GIRLS’ NIGHT CHAOS IN NYC 😭💅✨

June 13, 2025

Wendy “How YOU Doin’?” Williams just staged a mini jailbreak and hit the NYC streets like a reality show icon who just found her camera crew again. BABY, she was outside, breathing real air, and serving pure Auntie Energy™ with her girls — and we are LIVING.

Your fave unfiltered legend linked up with media boss babe Alvina Alston and fashion oracle Tobi Rubinstein for what can only be described as a liberation dinner. Like, if the “Sex and the City” reboot had a nervous breakdown but still looked fabulous.

They hugged like they hadn’t touched another human since 2023 (which honestly…mood), posed for paparazzi like it was the Met Gala for divorced icons, and floated into the restaurant with the kind of chaotic glam that only Wendy can bring.

📸 Video footage caught her practically vibrating with joy. Like, vibrating. Think “fresh out the simulation” energy. No one was talking much, but who needs words when your coat is dramatic and your side-eye is lethal?

ICYMI, Wendy’s been low-key battling her conservatorship like it’s the final boss in a video game. She once called her current facility “a prison,” and listen…if prison has no paparazzi, no glam squad, and no cocktails, we understand why she was itching to bounce.

Last time we saw her, she was breaking bread with Don Lemon back in April — and now she’s back with the girlies and giving us hope, fashion, and spiritual revival.

Life’s been throwing bricks at Wendy lately, but queen said not today, Satan! And honestly? We should all be so lucky to age like a messy glass of rosé — complicated, legendary, and just a little bit feral.

#FreeWendy #GirlsNightUnlocked #WendyWilliamsIsOutside

🚨 Keira Knightley Got an Oscar Nom and Was Like… Wait, Me? 🚨

June 13, 2025

“I was called trash in one movie and a queen in another… same week, babes.”

We’ve got Keira Knightley tea hotter than a crumpet left on the sun. The British babe who brought us corset-core realness in Pride & Prejudice is finally revealing what was going through her 20-year-old brain when she got her very first Oscar nom. Spoiler: it was confusion, chaos, and critics being shady AF.

Back in 2006, Keira was nominated for Best Actress and was probably halfway through a biscuit when she found out. But instead of celebrating like a normal human (Champagne, TikTok dance, maybe a cheeky little cry), Keira was like: “HUH???” 😵‍💫

Why the confusion? Because around the same time, critics were THROWING tomatoes at her performance in Pirates of the Caribbean 2 like it was a Renaissance fair. One minute she’s Elizabeth Swann, sword-fighting sea ghosts, and the next she’s being told she has the acting range of a teaspoon. And yet… BAM! The Oscars are like, “Here’s a golden man for your Regency drama!” 👗💅

“I was literally getting roasted for Pirates and then BOOM — Oscar nom. My brain short-circuited,” Keira basically said to IconicHipster.com (paraphrasing, but you get the vibe).

And honestly? Relatable. One minute we’re being ghosted by our crush, and the next we’re slaying a fit on IG and getting 87 new followers. Life be like that. 🎭📉📈

Keira later scored a second Oscar nom in 2015 for The Imitation Game (yes, she’s that girl), and most recently, she was spotted in Italy at the Chanel Cruise Show serving “glamorous English rose but make it haute couture.” 🌹🇮🇹

Moral of the story? Haters gonna hate, but the Academy might still hand you a statue anyway. Stay confusing, Keira. We stan a multi-dimensional legend. 🏆✨

#KeiraKnightley #OscarsButMakeItConfusing #PiratesToPrideAndPrejudiceVibes

🚨 Keira Knightley Got an Oscar Nom and Was Like… Wait, Me? 🚨

🚨 ALERT: THE JONAS BROTHERS JUST YEETED A WHOLE LIVE ALBUM INTO OUR EAR HOLES 🚨

June 13, 2025

Also, there’s ice cream. Like, literal Jonas Ice Cream. This is not a drill.

Your millennial queens-turned-dads Nick, Joe, and Kevin just dropped a surprise musical snack and it’s tastier than a venti iced matcha with two pumps of chaos and a side of screaming. It’s called “Live From the O2 London”, and yes, it’s LIVE, LOUD, and LEGENDARY.

📀 Recorded on Nick’s actual birthday (aka The Day the Earth Shook From Screaming Fangirls™️) at the iconic O2 arena in London, this album is basically the Jonas Brothers throwing a nostalgic tantrum—with a setlist that’s giving Camp Rock-to-modern-dad-energy.

“We packed it with bangers,” they said on Instagram, “some ancient Jonas relics, some unreleased ✨mystery tracks✨ from our upcoming album ‘Greetings From Your Hometown’ (what does that even mean? Are they sending us postcards??), and the classics that made us scream into our iPods in 2008.”

But wait, there’s more… like ice cream. 🍦Because obviously, what’s a 20th anniversary without emotional dairy??

The boys teamed up with Friendly’s—yes, the restaurant where they allegedly decided “Jonas Brothers” was a better name than “The Sibling Situation” or whatever—to drop a limited-edition 48-oz tub that is, frankly, giving Grammy-worthy dessert vibes:

Kevin’s Coffee Cookie Crumble (caffeinated and probably tax-deductible)
Joe’s Chocolate Marshmallow Swirl (chaotic and dreamy)
Nick’s Vanilla (don’t come for it—it’s elite, like his jawline)

You can get it at Friendlys.com and eat it while pretending you’re front row in London or dating one of them—your choice.

So yeah, live album, ice cream, and emotions. The Jonas Brothers really said:
💿🎤🧁 “You get music AND lactose intolerance today, bestie.”

#JonasBrothers #LiveFromTheO2 #IceCreamCoreMemories #KevinDeservesJustice

👻Candace Cameron Says Scary Movies Open DEMON PORTALS in Her House and Honestly? Same, Queen. Same.📺🔥

June 13, 2025

Aunt Becky’s BFF Candace Cameron Bure just dropped some spiritual tea that is hotter than hellfire (literally). Apparently, watching scary movies in her house is a big fat NO because — plot twist — the TV is a DEMONIC PORTAL.

Yes. You heard that right. Your flatscreen? Your cute little 55” Roku setup? Yeah, according to Candace, it might actually be a VIP entrance to Hell’s Kitchen, minus Gordon Ramsay.

So on her podcast (which we imagine sounds like a church youth group crossed with a haunted doll museum), the 49-year-old “Full House” icon said her fam sometimes clowns her for getting spooky with the Holy Spirit. But she stands by it! She said scary movies are not just scary — they’re demon delivery services. UberEats for evil, babes.

“Like, if you’re watching this, or you’re playing that video game,” Candace said, “that’s a portal that could let stuff into our home.”

And we know what you’re thinking — isn’t she an actress? Like… in movies? YES. She even addressed that! She was like, “I know it’s all fake and made by like 200 crew people and some dude in a werewolf suit, BUT… demonic energy still be sneaking in.”👀

But wait. It gets better. She also threw shade at canned water brand Liquid Death, claiming that it’s “literally being cursed as it’s going out into distribution.” Um. Okay girl?? Guess we’re back to sipping tap water and spiritual tears.

She brought all this up while chatting with her 25-year-old son Lev (who was probably just trying to eat his Chick-fil-A in peace) and a Texas pastor named Jonathan who also thinks your seltzer might be hexed.

We’re obsessed with how committed she is to keeping her home 100% demon-free and 1000% confused.

Next up on “Full House of Darkness”: Candace bans Bluetooth because ghosts might be using it to stream Nickelback.

#PortalPolicing
#HolyHouseVibesOnly
#DemonFreeSince93

🎤 Hilary Duff Resurfaces from the Pop Vault to Tease New Music—And the Internet’s in a SPIN CYCLE

June 12, 2025

“Breathe In. Breathe Out.” Turns 10, And Hilary Just Dragged Us Through Memory Lane With Lip Gloss, Trauma, and TikTok Guilt Trips

HELLO TO THE FIVE DUFFSTERS STILL STANNING—your queen just popped outta her vintage sepia-filtered time capsule to celebrate Breathe In. Breathe Out. turning 10 YEARS OLD. Yes, the album is now old enough to lie about its age and get a TikTok account.

Hilary Duff—aka the mother of Disney Channel, the OG Instagram baddie before filters got AI brains, and your cool millennial cousin who’s emotionally stable but still dyes her hair in times of crisis—took to Insta on June 12 to reminisce on her 2015 album Breathe In. Breathe Out. (aka BIBO for the ride-or-die few who memorized every lyric to “Sparks” while dramatically staring out the window).

“My photo roll from 2015 is truly lol,” she wrote. “The selfies PR team was strong and a sepia filter hated to see me coming.”

Translation: Girl was fighting for her life… with iPhone 6 camera quality.

She also casually roasted her old hairstyles (bless the Crayola bleach job era), paid tribute to her late dog Dubs (RIP, real one), and admitted Dubsmash was her gateway drug into TikTok behavior. We BEEN knew she invented lip syncing before Gen Z tried to gaslight us otherwise.

AND THEN—cue dramatic sparkle sound effect—HILARY LOWKEY TEASED NEW MUSIC.

She said BIBO “didn’t have major success” (okay ouch) but added that some of it felt “authentic,” and then straight-up joked it was the fans’ fault it flopped (but also not, but also yes, but also don’t let it happen again 🫠). Honestly, gaslight, gatekeep, glitter-pop queen behavior.

Oh, and plot twist—BIBO also birthed her relationship with Matthew Koma (the husband/fellow millennial/music nerd), so really the album was just her elaborate dating app.

Matthew reposted the whole thing like a proud husband slash former studio flirt and added,

“10 yeras. Dang. Still remember writing this… and then flirting with the talent.”

(Sir, autocorrect said years, not yeras, but okay romantic poet.)

He helped write “Confetti,” “Arms Around a Memory,” and the title track, which honestly still slaps in a cry-while-dancing kind of way. Plus, Ed Sheeran and Colbie Caillat were on the album too, which means BIBO was basically the 2015 version of a Coachella lineup—underappreciated but vibes.

Now here’s the real tea: Matthew recently begged Hilary to “please save millennial pop music” on Mother’s Day. And guess what? She’s BEEN spotted in the studio.
You smell that?? That’s the aroma of a COMEBACK BREWING.

So, if you were one of the five people (Hilary’s words, not ours) who streamed BIBO like it was your religion, now’s the time to rise from the ashes and declare your fave track. Mine? “Sparks,” obviously. The whistle still haunts my dreams.

💿✨ #DuffDomination #BreatheInBreatheOut #HilaryDuffIsComingForUsAgain

🎤 Hilary Duff Resurfaces from the Pop Vault to Tease New Music—And the Internet’s in a SPIN CYCLE

🚨BREAKING: Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Spotted Screaming at Men on Ice While Holding Expensive Snacks 🚨

June 12, 2025

Okay, everybody SHUT UP. The glitter queen of heartbreak anthems and the NFL’s beefcake-in-residence just pulled up again to the Stanley Cup Finals like it’s their own personal reality show. That’s right—Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are back in Florida, baby, and this time, they’re cheering like unhinged sports parents at a peewee hockey game.

📍Location: Amerant Bank Arena, Sunrise, Florida (aka the place where pucks fly, and overpriced nachos thrive)
🧊Event: Stanley Cup Finals Game 4, where the Florida Panthers are currently eating the Edmonton Oilers like a $2.99 shrimp cocktail
👀Spotted: Tayvis™️ (yes, that’s their couple name now, don’t fight it) up in a boujee VIP box, probably with three ring lights, seven security guards, and a charcuterie board shaped like a cat

They were cheering like their Spotify streams depended on it—and honestly, they kind of do. Florida is leading the series 2-1, which means one more win and they’re halfway to glory. And if you’re confused about how hockey works, just know: people skate really fast, slam each other into walls, and sometimes fight for fun. It’s like Euphoria, but on ice and with more dental insurance.

Now let’s rewind real quick because Tayvis has been on a whole tour de chaos lately. Last week? They were at a wedding in Knoxville, Tennessee, probably slow dancing to “You Belong With Me” while relatives cried into Costco champagne. Before that? A date night in Palm Beach, where they likely spent $700 on a single oyster.

AND if that wasn’t enough rich-person flexing, at the end of May, Taylor was like, “Oh yeah btw I bought back my master recordings,” like she just grabbed a latte. Girl dropped millions like we drop crumbs in our bed. Then she hit up dinner with Selena Gomez in NYC, where they probably toasted to global domination with gluten-free gold-covered pizza.

Catch the Stanley Cup Finals Game 4 airing on TNT, truTV, Max, SN, CBC, and TVA—aka every channel except the ones that matter to your grandma.

✨So here’s the vibe: Tayvis is rich, loud, in love, and might secretly own the Florida Panthers. And honestly? We support it.✨

#SwiftieSkates #TayvisTakeover #HockeyButMakeItHot

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are in the house for Game 4 of the #StanleyCup Final! 🫶 pic.twitter.com/o1pLOwcxYp

— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) June 13, 2025

✨ In their #StanleyCup Final era ✨

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce knew all too well they couldn't miss Game 4 in Sunrise 🙌 pic.twitter.com/nNfNH2TEVj

— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) June 13, 2025

🚨NELLY & ASHANTI GOT A REALITY SHOW & IT’S HOTTER THAN YOUR EX’S REGRETS🚨

June 12, 2025

Nelly & Ashanti Just Dropped a Trailer for Their New Peacock Show and We’re SHAKING in Our Air Forces

Brace yourselves, because Nelly and Ashanti are back, boo’d up, and about to air out their ENTIRE love saga on national internet. Yes, Peacock is gifting us with the reality TV goldmine we didn’t know we needed but now refuse to live without: “Nelly & Ashanti: We Belong Together.” Like… YES you do. Y’all are basically the Beyoncé and Jay-Z of Y2K nostalgia and body oil.

ICYMI, these two icons dated way back in the early 2000s when sidekicks were phones, not mistresses. Then they broke up in 2013 and we all cried in the club. Fast-forward to 2023, and BAM! They’re back together, married, and had a baby. No notes. Perfect plotline. Nicholas Sparks WISHES.

Now, on June 26, they’re letting us into their lives in an 8-episode series that’s got more drama, glitter, and baby giggles than your entire Snapchat memories. Expect chaotic love, matching outfits, career juggling, and probably a few “is this real life?” moments.

The trailer? ICONIC. Ashanti’s glowing. Nelly’s shirtless. There are emotional confessions, romantic breakfasts, and a whole lotta “Hot in Herre” energy.

This isn’t just a show. It’s a cultural reset. It’s a healing balm for millennial wounds. It’s the fairy tale with a FUBU twist.

Stream it. Binge it. Tattoo it on your heart.
🗓 June 26
📺 Peacock
💍 True love but make it reality TV

#WeBelongTogether #NellyAndAshanti #RealityTVRoyalty 👑

💥ANDY COHEN WON’T STOP TALKING (AND WE LOVE IT): BRAVO DRAGS ‘WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE’ INTO 2027💅📺

June 12, 2025

Andy Cohen just renewed his reign of late-night chaos through 2027. That’s right. BRAVO was like “yes king, keep the mess coming,” and Andy said “don’t mind if I dooo.”

So here’s the tea: Watch What Happens Live—the show where celebs overshare, throw shade, and drink more cocktails than your aunt at a wedding—ain’t going ANYWHERE. In fact, it’s been renewed harder than your skincare subscription box after a mental breakdown.

NBCUniversal also extended Andy’s “first-look” deal through 2028, which basically means: if Andy sneezes out an idea, they’re making it a show. Reunion specials? He’s still doing ’em. Housewives drama? He’s still narrating it like it’s National Geographic for divorcees.

Andy Cohen released a statement but don’t worry, we’ll translate:

“After more than 20 years with Bravo, I’m full of intense gratitude…”

Translation: Y’all, they gave me the BAG and the BLING. I ain’t going nowhere.

Let’s not forget this man started Watch What Happens Live in 2009 as just a cute lil’ after-show… and now? It’s the main course. The charcuterie board. The drunk text you can’t unsend. Plus he’s still hosting Bravocon, aka Disneyland for people who say “it’s giving” every 3 minutes.

Bottom line? Andy Cohen said ✨longevity✨, Bravo said ✨chaos✨, and we said ✨yes daddy✨.

#MoreMessPlease #AndyForever #WWHLIsMyTherapy

💥ANDY COHEN WON’T STOP TALKING (AND WE LOVE IT): BRAVO DRAGS ‘WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE’ INTO 2027💅📺

🚨DUA LIPA ENGAGED??!!✨ Wedding Bells, Hot Boys, & A Sexy Book Club?? This Is Not a Drill!🚨

June 12, 2025

Our Queen of Vibes™️, Dua Lipa, just confirmed she’s ENGAGED to actor and certified British snack Callum Turner! 💍✨💅

Yes babes, she spilled the tea to British Vogue like it was just another Tuesday:

“Yeah, we’re engaged.”

Umm HELLO? That’s not ‘yeah I got Starbucks,’ that’s ‘yeah I got a HUSBAND.’

Apparently, Callum didn’t just pop the question—he summoned the jewelry gods and got a custom ring designed with help from Dua’s own sister Rina. Nepo-sis cameo??? LOVE. And guess what? Dua’s OBSESSED with the ring. She said it’s “so me,” which is Dua Lipa code for “this thing slaps.”

Now before you start RSVP’ing to the wedding like it’s Coachella, pause. There’s no date yet. Why? Because Dua’s on tour being the global icon she is, and Callum is off somewhere playing sad-hot-boy in a movie. Priorities, okay??

Also, fun fact: They first met back in 2020 at some fancy food event at the River Cafe in London (peak romance vibes), but nothing happened until a year later in L.A. when she spotted him across the dinner table and thought, “Oh, it’s that really hot guy from The River Cafe.” As one does.

AND GET THIS: They were both reading the same book when they reconnected. Yes, this engagement was brought to you by a LITERARY CONNECTION over Hernan Diaz’s “Trust.” Sexy bookworms? We stan. 🧠🔥

Dua’s locked in, Callum’s ringed up, and somewhere a thousand Gen Z hearts just shattered. 💔

#DuaLipaEngaged #HotBritishHusbands #RingPopGoals 💍💘📚

🚨DUA LIPA ENGAGED??!!✨ Wedding Bells, Hot Boys, & A Sexy Book Club?? This Is Not a Drill!🚨

🚨BREAKING: The Grammys Just Got Messier—Two New Categories That No One Asked For But Everyone’s Gonna Have Opinions About!🚨

June 12, 2025

Stop EVERYTHING. The Recording Academy has just announced that the 2026 Grammys are getting two ✨spicy new categories✨ and no, sadly, “Best TikTok Lip Sync While Crying in the Shower” didn’t make the cut. But here’s what did:

📦 Best Album Cover
🤠 Best Traditional Country Album (yee and also haw)

Apparently, someone out there woke up and said, “You know what this awards show with 6,000 categories needs? MORE CATEGORIES.” And the Grammys were like, “Bet.”

Let’s start with the cowboy one. So the existing “Best Country Album” category is being yee-yeeted into a new name: Best Contemporary Country Album (because apparently Morgan Wallen and Willie Nelson shouldn’t be in the same playlist). And to make room for all those dusty boots and twangy banjos, they’ve introduced Best Traditional Country Album—aka the category where your uncle’s band finally has a shot at a Grammy if they still use a fiddle unironically.

According to Grammy overlord Harvey Mason Jr. (aka the Academy’s CEO, aka the man who greenlights chaos), the country crowd showed up like, “Y’all, we need more shelf space for our boot-scootin’ bangers,” and the Academy finally caved after hearing the same request literally for years. Like, decades. Boomers in boots have been manifesting this since before Gen Z was born.

And this isn’t just yee-haw cosplay—this new category is legit for actual old-school, steel-guitar-having, banjo-wielding, dusty-truck-writing, outlaw-twang country. Think “Wagon Wheel,” but recorded in a barn with three goats and a broken radio.

Meanwhile, in the artsy corner of the Grammys, Best Album Cover has entered the chat. Yep. They’re giving out shiny gold gramophones for ~~vibes~~ now. You better pray your fave hired a graphic designer with Photoshop and not some dude on Fiverr using Comic Sans. And just so things aren’t too easy, the Grammys are also mushing together Best Recording Package and Best Boxed or Special Limited Edition Package into a single mega-category of chaos. Good luck, collectors.

Honestly, we’re all just waiting for “Best Song That Went Viral Because It Was in a CapCut Template” to drop next. Or “Best Collaboration Between a Human and an AI Singing Cat.”

But until then, saddle up, admire your fave’s album artwork like it’s the Mona Lisa, and get ready to scream “ROBBED!” at your TV when your favorite country queen loses to some guy named Buck Tumbleweed and his banjo named Jolene.

#Grammys2026 #CountryGoneWild #CoverArtMatters #BanjoSnatchedMyWig #JusticeForAlbumDesigners

🚨BREAKING: The Grammys Just Got Messier—Two New Categories That No One Asked For But Everyone’s Gonna Have Opinions About!🚨

“Kim & Kroy Booted from House by U.S. Marshals: Is This a Reality Show or a Soap Opera?”

June 12, 2025

Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann—yes, that Kroy—were literally kicked out of their Georgia mansion by U.S. Marshals like they were the last ones picked for dodgeball. And honestly, who saw that coming?

The drama started way back in January when their Alpharetta home (worth a cool $2.8 million) sold. But somehow, months later, Kim and Kroy were still living in it, like they were hoping someone would forget to change the locks. Spoiler: the U.S. Marshals didn’t forget. So, on April 8, these two got the ultimate eviction notice… from the government. Oof.

According to court docs (aka the receipts), the marshals were basically like, “Get out, y’all” between 3:30 p.m. and 6:45 p.m. (because who wants to rush that kind of drama, right?). The best part? Kim was literally selling furniture on Instagram that SAME day. Like, I guess nothing says “I’m being evicted” like a hand-painted \$10k bedroom set.

Now, Kim and Kroy’s marriage? Well, it’s about as rocky as a cliff dive. They tied the knot in 2011, and then in 2023, they made three separate attempts to pull the plug on the whole thing. Yeah, three. Who needs one divorce when you can have a trilogy?

Along with their kids, including Ariana (who Kim claims has a perfect bedroom set), they’re also dealing with the fact that their house was about to get sold at auction. #Ouch.

Oh, and did we mention Kim once dropped a clickbait post that made people think Kroy had kicked the bucket? Yeah, 2023 was a wild ride.

If you’re looking for reality TV drama, it’s all happening right here… minus the cameras.

“Kim & Kroy Booted from House by U.S. Marshals: Is This a Reality Show or a Soap Opera?”

“Canary Black” Drama: Kate Beckinsale Sues the Producers Because They Literally Tried to Break Her on Set—SAY WHAT?!

June 12, 2025

Kate Beckinsale, the total legend herself, is NOT having it. She’s straight-up suing the producers of her 2024 Prime Video movie Canary Black because—wait for it—they basically tried to break her body. No joke.

So here’s the tea: Kate, the action queen, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles against Anton Entertainment and producer John Zois for negligence, battery, and—hold on—intentional infliction of emotional distress (yup, it’s as crazy as it sounds).

Now, why all this drama? Well, apparently, during filming from late 2022 to early 2023, Kate was basically subjected to a 15-hour rollercoaster of bad decisions, including dangerous stunts, unsafe set conditions, and no one telling her what the heck she was even supposed to do until the last possible second. And for her trouble? She ended up with a gnarly knee injury that required surgery. Ouch.

Kate’s team had been waving the red flags like they were at a NASCAR race. They were like, “Hey! This is unsafe, we need breaks, we need actual medical support, and can we please know what stunts we’re doing?!” But guess what? The producers were like, “Nah, let’s just keep pushing through these crazy hours and ignore everything.” Classic.

But wait, there’s more! Kate had to get surgery for that knee (shudder), and her orthopedic surgeon was like, “DO NOT make her do stunts where she has to jump, run, or—hold on to your hat—kick people.” And what did the producers do? They were like, “Ooooops, we forgot, but let’s make her do MORE intense action sequences. Sounds like a GREAT idea!” Cue eye roll.

It wasn’t just her knee that got wrecked, though. Noooope, Kate’s agent even emailed the producers, calling out the insanity: “If you’re trying to kill a person, you’re doing a great job,” which… is kinda dark but also, like, true. And, get this, John Zois (the big cheese) just casually replied with, “You’re right,” and then agreed the 15-hour days were unsustainable. But… nothing changed. Wild, right?

So now, Kate is fighting back, and her lawsuit is laying bare all the behind-the-scenes chaos. We’re talking dangerous set conditions, zero training for stunts, and reckless decisions that could’ve been avoided—if only someone had been listening.

This whole ordeal has become a mess, and it sounds like production basically turned into the wildest game of Russian roulette with her body. Yikes. We hope Kate gets the justice she deserves—because no one should have to deal with this nonsense. Stay strong, queen! 👑💪

#KneeDrama #CanaryBlackChaos #KateBeckinsaleIsDone

“Canary Black” Drama: Kate Beckinsale Sues the Producers Because They Literally Tried to Break Her on Set—SAY WHAT?!

Kendra Wilkinson’s ‘Biggest Regret’ About Living in the Playboy Mansion (and No, It’s Not the Bunnies)

June 11, 2025

Kendra Wilkinson—yes, the queen of the Girls Next Door era—is dropping some truth bombs about her days living in the Playboy Mansion. Spoiler alert: it’s not about partying with Hugh Hefner, or her glittering gowns that practically screamed “VIP ONLY.” No, no, no. Her one regret? She didn’t start selling mansions sooner. Yep, you heard that right.

In an exclusive chat with IconicHipster.com, Kendra spilled the tea: “I mean, I was living IN THE MANSION with celebrities, billionaires, and Hef—what was I doing? Why wasn’t I like, ‘Yo, I should sell houses to these rich guys’?” 💸

So apparently, while everyone else was having pillow fights in satin robes, Kendra was like, “I should probably be handing out real estate brochures instead of… living my best life.” Classic Kendra. But hey, better late than never, right?

She officially entered the real estate game in 2020 (no big deal, just casually passing her exam after a decade of glittering glamour) and now she’s out there living her best agent life. In 2021, she starred in the show Kendra Sells Hollywood where she worked her way through the world of multi-million dollar properties like a true pro. Fast forward to 2023 and Kendra made another move: she joined the fancy-pants real estate firm, Douglas Elliman.

But let’s be real—she’s still low-key legendary for her Playboy days. 💅 And if you’ve been wondering what’s up with her two kiddos? Well, she’s giving us a rare update. But that’s a whole other juicy chapter.

Kendra’s lesson here? Don’t wait until you’re living in a mansion to figure out that you could probably make millions selling them. 😎 Real estate hustle, baby.

Kendra Wilkinson’s ‘Biggest Regret’ About Living in the Playboy Mansion (and No, It’s Not the Bunnies)

BREAKING: Trump & Melania Get BOOED at ‘Les Mis’—Is It a Revolution or Just Bad Theater?

June 11, 2025

So, picture this: Donald and Melania Trump waltz into the Kennedy Center for a soiree at the opening night of Les Misérables—yep, you read that right. The 78-year-old former POTUS and his 55-year-old wife, the first lady of “side-eye,” made their grand reappearance at the swanky DC hotspot. Now, here’s where it gets juicy: as they made their entrance, the crowd didn’t exactly shower them with applause. Oh no, my friend. The audience was a classic mix of claps and boos—full-on, in-your-face, “we’re not here for this” kind of boos.

This was the first time they’ve graced the Kennedy Center together since Trump pulled a full power move by making himself the chairman of the Kennedy Center (yep, he’s running the show now), and basically gave a big ol’ “nah” to anything that seemed “woke.” He replaced the entire board with guys who he says “get it,” i.e., hardcore Trump fans who probably would think Les Mis is a musical about liberalism gone wild. Anyway, the crowd had some thoughts on this. Gasp, right? And when Trump got asked about the 10 actors who were like, “nah, we’re good” and skipped performing for him? He was like, “Honestly, I couldn’t care less.” Yes, Mr. “I’m running the country, thanks!” continued to smile through the cringe. Like a true champ.

Oh, and let’s not forget about Vice President J.D. Vance and his wife, Usha, who were ALSO there—and were also greeted by boos. Someone get the Kennedy Center a new sound system because it’s basically a “boos-only” playlist lately.

But here’s the plot twist: apparently, most of the Les Mis cast was planning on throwing a little no-show party of their own. A few weeks before the big night, CNN reported that the majority of the actors were like, “Do we HAVE to perform?” and some of them opted out completely. In fact, the cast was given the option to boycott Trump’s presence, and it looks like they didn’t hesitate to choose “nope.”

So, yeah, not exactly the warm reception you’d expect at a Les Mis show, but who knew a night of drama would be served with a side of…well, drama? The show must go on, right?

#TrumpAtLesMis #BoosAndBurgers #KennedyCenterDrama

OMG, The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 3 Trailer Is HERE, And It’s About to SHATTER Your Feels! 😱💔🍹

June 11, 2025

The ultimate summer drama is back and it’s ready to make you question all your life choices. Prime Video just dropped the trailer for The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 3, and it’s… well, it’s a WHOLE VIBE.

We’re talking about the final season, aka THE LAST SUMMER you’ll ever be able to scream at your screen, “Pick Conrad! No, wait, JEREMIAH!” If you didn’t cry over these brooding beach boys before, YOU WILL NOW. 💦

Okay, so here’s what’s cooking in season 3, in case you missed it (seriously, how?) — Belly (played by Lola Tung) is just trying to vibe through the end of her junior year of college. But of course, her summer dreams are totally messed up when her first love Conrad (aka, the guy who makes you want to throw yourself into the ocean) suddenly reappears and throws everything into absolute chaos. Drama? Oh, we’ve got a 12-episode, two-hour drama, baby. 🤯

And just when she thought she had it all figured out, BAM, she’s left wondering which bro will win the ultimate Belly’s Heart™ sweepstakes. Is it gonna be brooding Conrad, or perfect Jeremiah (who’s probably got the best summer playlists, TBH)? 🏖️💖

But wait, there’s a plot twist… one fan-fave is NOT coming back. So, get your popcorn ready, because someone’s summer dreams are officially getting wrecked (but also, it’s the final season, so… who even cares anymore, right?). 🔥

So mark your calendars, fam, because July 16 is the day you’ll be glued to your couch with 11 episodes of ultimate beach drama. Can you handle it?

PS: You probably won’t. 👀

Are you ready to get ugly crying in a bathing suit? Because The Summer I Turned Pretty is back, and it’s about to ruin your life in the best way possible. 😅💦

#SummerOfHeartbreak #ConradVsJeremiah #BellyIsBroke #FinalSeasonFeels

Travis Kelce Pumps Iron in Miami Like He’s Training for the Hunger Games (ft. Taylor Swift & Foam Slides)

June 11, 2025

BREAKING: Travis “Touchdown Thighs” Kelce has been spotted in the wild, absolutely sweating for the Super Bowl gods at a Miami gym — and yes, this man is still rocking foam slides like it’s a religion. 💪🏽😤✨

Just days after slow-dancing with Miss Taylor Lover-Era Sparkle Supreme Swift at his cousin’s wedding in Tennessee (aka the most A-list family reunion since the royal coronation), Travis decided to bench press his emotions in the Florida heat.

Wearing a gray ‘fit that screamed “I lift AND I moisturize,” a backwards white cap (because, duh, he’s the cool gym bro), and slides that look like they were stolen from a hotel spa, Travis marched into the gym like he was about to win America’s Next Top Tight End.

But wait—this isn’t just a workout montage. Oh no. Travis has been living his best Florida Man life lately while getting prepped for NFL season mode: sweat, protein powder, and probably listening to Taylor’s reputation album while curling dumbbells.

And because this man refuses to rest, he’s also starring in the upcoming cinematic fever dream that is Happy Gilmore 2 — featuring Adam Sandler, Bad Bunny (yes, the one that wrestled at WrestleMania), Ben Stiller, and Julie Bowen. That chaos hits Netflix July 25, and we’re emotionally unprepared.

Travis is in beast mode, Taylor is slaying wedding style, and foam slides are apparently gym shoes now. What dimension are we in?? 👟🌀

#KelceCore #TaylorAndTravisTakeOver #HappyGilmore2Energy

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