🚨KIM & KHLOE ESCAPE VENICE ON A BOAT LIKE MOB BOSSES AFTER THE BEZOS WEDDING OF THE CENTURY🚨

June 28, 2025

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian (yes, that Kim) and her ride-or-die little sis Khloe just yeeted out of Venice like they were being chased by the ghost of fashion faux pas.

Fresh off attending Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s ultra-billionaire glamstravaganza wedding (aka the Met Gala for people with actual rockets), the Kardashian sisters were caught boarding a boat looking like two mafia wives escaping after a very dramatic “business dinner.” 💅⛴️

Kim, 44, served serious “don’t talk to me unless you have a yacht” vibes while casually holding an Update energy drink — subtle ad? Girl, we see you. 👀 Yes, the same drink you can order on Amazon dot com, which is also owned by Bezos himself. So like… is this circular marketing? Is this the Illuminati? Is Kim becoming the next Prime Day?

Khloe, meanwhile, looked like she was ready to fistfight Poseidon in heels and win.

Also tagging along was their glam wizard Dimitris Giannetos, who probably has 4 bobby pins and 12 spell books in his fanny pack at all times. Meanwhile, Momager Supreme Kris Jenner and her man Corey Gamble were spotted separately on their own getaway boat — probs making a TikTok or closing a 7-figure vodka deal. Who knows anymore?

The whole fam rolled up to the Bezos-Sánchez wedding the night before, and honestly? If this wedding didn’t have holograms, champagne waterfalls, and live performances from AI-generated Beyoncé, we don’t want it.

The Kardashians may have left Venice, but Venice will never recover from their energy.

#KimKardashian #KardashianTakeover #VeniceWho

🚨KIM & KHLOE ESCAPE VENICE ON A BOAT LIKE MOB BOSSES AFTER THE BEZOS WEDDING OF THE CENTURY🚨

🔥RIHANNA’S NAKED DRESS ERA STRIKES AGAIN?! BABY BUMP, BUT MAKE IT FASHION🔥

June 28, 2025

PARIS, FRANCE – Sound the glam alarm because Rihanna, the queen of “IDGAF, I’m still THAT girl,” just pulled up to A$AP Rocky’s fashion show after party looking like a celestial disco jellyfish of desire. And oh yeah—she’s pregnant with Baby #3, but that didn’t stop her from serving LOOKS like it’s her full-time job (it is).

So here’s what went down: Mama RiRi, 37, glided into the Parisian night wearing a sheer, cut-out dress that had the internet collectively screaming, “IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!” Like girl, this was less “outfit” and more “optical illusion created by the gods of haute couture.” She looked like an alien princess who crash-landed on Earth just to make us all feel underdressed. AGAIN.

Her partner in fashion crime, A$AP Rocky, hosted the whole runway shebang for his brand AWGE earlier that night. But let’s be honest—the real event was Rihanna’s womb in couture.

AND GUESS WHAT? Their two-year-old son Riot also popped in like, “What’s good?” to his dad’s show. Yep. The whole Fenty-Flavored Fashion Dynasty rolled up as if it were just your average Friday. Casual.

Oh, and before all that, they swung by the Dior show, just to remind the rest of the celebrity population that they invented style and you’re all just borrowing it. Sorry not sorry.

But wait—there’s MORE. As if she wasn’t already booked and blessed, Rihanna’s starting the press tour for the freaking Smurfs movie this weekend. You heard that right. She’s going from high fashion in Paris to high-pitched blue chaos in Brussels like it’s NOTHING.

Rihanna’s dress? Basically a whisper.
Pregnant? Yes. Unbothered? Also yes.
Serving iconic maternity fashion while promoting Smurfs? LEGENDARY.

More pics incoming because the world needs to witness this miracle in mesh. 👀💙

#Rihanna #ParisFashionWeek #PregnantButMakeItFashion #ASAPRocky #SmurfsTakeOver #SheerMadness #HotMomEnergy

🔥RIHANNA’S NAKED DRESS ERA STRIKES AGAIN?! BABY BUMP, BUT MAKE IT FASHION🔥

🚨 Matty Healy Declares Himself the Shakespeare of Sad Bops, Possibly Shades Taylor Swift in Public Meltdown (Poetry Edition) 🎤📜💔

June 28, 2025

Paging Dr. Delulu: Matty Healy just stood on a Glastonbury stage, declared himself the Best Songwriter™️ alive, and maybe, just maybe, tried to come for Ms. Taylor “10-minute-bridge” Swift in the most Matty Healy way possible—through a monologue that sounded like it was ghostwritten by a wine-drunk English professor.

So here’s the tea spilled straight from the emo teacup: while performing with The 1975, Matty (36, and clearly vibing with his own reflection) grabbed the mic and gave the audience a little sermon about his immaculate songwriting skills. “I probably am the best,” he said with zero irony. “A poet, ladies and gentlemen.”

A POET.

Cue every Swiftie’s internal siren going WHEE-OO WHEE-OO, because this sounds suspiciously like a clapback to The Tortured Poets Department—aka the most elite breakup album of 2024, aka Taylor Swift’s 16-track emotional nuke.

Let’s not forget: Tay (35 and richer than Google) basically soft-launched her heartbreak over Matty on the title track, singing:

“You left your typewriter at my apartment… straight from the Tortured Poets Department…”

Which is iconic, passive-aggressive, and yes, deeply hilarious.

So Matty calling himself a poet? Yeah. Not subtle. Not casual. Very much giving “I saw that lyric and now I must perform.”

Also, this is not Matty’s first emo-tional rodeo. He’s been popping up like a haunted Victorian ex every time Taylor breathes near a metaphor. Someone check if he’s Googled “typewriter symbolism” lately.

Anyway, whether he’s joking, deflecting, spiraling, or actually just vibing in his Sad Boi Era™️, one thing’s clear: the man is tortured… and very online.

Stay tuned for the remix album: “The Slightly Annoyed Guitarists Division.” 🎸💅📖

#MattyHealy #TorturedPoetsDrama #TaylorSwiftExFiles

Matty Healy pretends to choke up during the 1975’s #Glastonbury set and calls himself “the world’s greatest songwriter.” pic.twitter.com/JII08DybLT

— Variety (@Variety) June 27, 2025

🚨Kate Winslet YEETS Herself Out of Hulu Series After Allegedly Beefing With the Script Like It Owed Her Money🚨

June 28, 2025

BREAKING NEWS from the drama lab: Kate “Titanic But Make It Method” Winslet has straight-up ghosted a Hulu series before filming even started. Like, she said “it’s not me, it’s literally you” and peaced out of The Spot—a spicy A24 show that was giving surgeon soap opera but make it trauma-core.

So what happened?? Sources (aka the internet) say our queen was supposed to play a mysterious scalpel-slinging doctor possibly involved in a hit-and-run that offed a child. Her hubby (a high school teacher with “emotional unraveling” written all over him) tries to dig up the truth, but SURPRISE—everybody’s got secrets, and nobody has a therapist.

Kate was gonna star AND executive produce. But apparently, she read the script and said “this ain’t it, babes.” Word on the street is she clashed with the creative team over differences, aka probably wanted the surgeon to have cooler shoes or stab someone more dramatically. Icon behavior.

Production is now paused until 2026 because they need to recast her role, meaning the surgeon is currently floating around in TV limbo waiting to be possessed by someone else’s acting demons.

Stay tuned for who takes over the part. Maybe Meryl? Maybe a CGI Kate? Maybe a raccoon with a scalpel and a vision.

#KateSaidBYE #HuluDramaAlert #SurgicalMess

🚨Kate Winslet YEETS Herself Out of Hulu Series After Allegedly Beefing With the Script Like It Owed Her Money🚨

🚨Scarlett Johansson Has a Twin and He’s a Dino Freak?! Their Jurassic Obsession Will Melt Your Brain🦖💥

June 28, 2025

Scarlett Johansson—yes, Black Widow, Mom of Marvel, Cheekbone Queen—just reminded the world she’s got a twin brother named Hunter, and he’s basically a Jurassic Park stan on steroids.

In an interview that probably made her publicist sweat, ScarJo dropped a heart-squishy, popcorn-scented memory about how she and her twin bro had a full-circle cinematic bonding moment at the premiere of Jurassic World: Rebirth (aka dinosaurs are still escaping stuff and nobody learns anything ever).

“He was the loudest audience member,” Scarlett said, which is code for: Hunter was hooting, hollering, and possibly throwing prehistoric-shaped snacks at the screen like it was a dino-themed rave. Apparently, this man is not just a brother—he’s a full-time T-Rex enthusiast and part-time chaos theory evangelist.

But here’s the emotional plot twist: Hunter wasn’t just there for Scarlett (although, duh, he’s her twin and legally obligated to be obsessed with her). He was also there because he’s been a Jurassic mega-fan since they were tiny tots.

“We saw the first movie together when we were like 9 or 10,” Scarlett confessed, clutching everyone’s hearts with the strength of a velociraptor. “And now here we are. Full circle. Kinda crazy.” YES SCARLETT. FULL EMOTIONAL JURASSIC CIRCLE. I AM SOBBING INTO MY DINOSAUR-SHAPED GUMMY SNACKS.

Anyway, the takeaway? Scarlett Johansson’s twin is a Jurassic Park groupie. She’s in a dino movie. He lost his mind in the theater. The twins are twinning. Cinema is alive. Love is real. Dinosaurs never die.

#ScarJoSiblings #JurassicTwins #DinosaursAreForever 🦕👯‍♂️🍿

🚨Scarlett Johansson Has a Twin and He’s a Dino Freak?! Their Jurassic Obsession Will Melt Your Brain🦖💥

🚨Scarlett Johansson Says Tower of Terror Movie is ALIVE—and It’s Creepier Than Your Ex’s Instagram Likes 🚨

June 27, 2025

BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson just confirmed that Tower of Terror is still happening, and no—this isn’t a fever dream or a cursed episode of Goosebumps. The queen of Marvel, memes, and mysterious vibes says the haunted elevator of our childhood trauma is officially going cinematic, and it’s giving “creepy hotel bellhop but make it ✨cinema✨.”

Okay, so let’s rewind: Disney slapped Scarlett’s name on this project back in 2021 and then literally ghosted us all harder than a situationship after one (1) meaningful eye contact. But now, in a plot twist worthy of the Twilight Zone itself, Scarlett has descended from the Hollywood heavens to say: “We’re cooking. Slowly. Like, crockpot energy.”

ScarJo spilled to IconicHipster.com that turning a 45-second theme park ride into a full movie is like trying to write a novel based on a cereal box. “It’s a hard nut to crack,” she said, and tbh, same girl, I can’t even crack open my group chat without an anxiety attack.

But she’s not giving up. “We’ll crack the case of it,” she promised, sounding like Nancy Drew in heels and diamonds. The script is apparently in its “blue sky phase,” which is rich people speak for “we’re still vibing and spitballing ideas while eating $70 salads.”

So yes, this cursed elevator movie is still going down (literally and emotionally). Will it be scary? Will it have ghosts? Will it feature a cursed influencer stuck in 1939 trying to upload one last thirst trap?

All we know is: Scarlett’s in, the elevator’s dropping, and we’re emotionally unprepared.

#TowerOfTerror #ScarJoSpooktacular #HauntedHotelCore 🛎️👻🎥

🚨Scarlett Johansson Says Tower of Terror Movie is ALIVE—and It’s Creepier Than Your Ex’s Instagram Likes 🚨

Sydney Sweeney Crashes Jeff Bezos’ Billionaire Wedding Dressed Like a Pink Gelato and We’re Screaming

June 27, 2025

Um… EXCUSE ME but why was Sydney “Euphoria Who?” Sweeney out here pulling up to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s ultra-mega-billionaire wedding in Italy like she was the main character in a rom-com directed by an AI on Red Bull???

The 27-year-old scream queen/lowkey chaos goddess turned heads on the very romantic island of San Giorgio Maggiore (yes that’s a real place, not a skincare brand), rocking a pink dress that looked like it was hand-stitched by strawberry shortcake herself. Earlier in the day, she was spotted in a black dress just casually haunting Venice like a hot goth ghost on vacation. Mood.

So why was Sydney there?! Great question, Nancy Drew. Apparently, Miss Sweeney is working on a movie with Amazon MGM Studios (which, reminder, Bezos owns—so like… workplace networking but make it couture?). Maybe she got invited via work email. Maybe she’s BFFs with Jeff. Maybe she just wanted free cake and yacht selfies. Who are we to judge?

BUT WAIT—THERE’S MORE. While she was busy wedding-crashing like a glam tornado, Sydney also dropped her very own ice cream menu collab with Baskin-Robbins. Yes, this is real. No, you’re not hallucinating. It’s called “Sweet on Sydney” and it’s basically what would happen if a unicorn exploded inside a freezer.

You’ve got:
✨ Sydney’s Signature Scoop – rainbow sherbet in a chocolate-dipped waffle cone with rainbow sprinkles and gummi bear minis (aka the dessert equivalent of a glitter bomb).
🫧 Sydney’s Signature Fizz – rainbow sherbet + STARRY™ lemon-lime soda + more gummi bear minis because she said “diabetes, but make it aesthetic.”

✅ Crashes billionaire wedding
✅ Looks like edible Barbie
✅ Drops a sugar-rush collab
✅ May or may not be part of the Bezos cinematic universe

Sydney Sweeney is living in 3025 and we’re all just licking melted sherbet off our fingers trying to catch up. 🍦💅💸

#SydneySweeney #BezosWedding #GelatoGoddess #SweetOnSydney #WhyWasSheThere #ButAlsoYas

Sydney Sweeney Crashes Jeff Bezos’ Billionaire Wedding Dressed Like a Pink Gelato and We’re Screaming

🚨Jeremy Allen White Is a Flower-Buying Daddy and We’re All Crying in Petal-Tinted HD 🚨

June 27, 2025

Okay, flower girl summer just got hijacked by Jeremy Allen White, and honestly? We’re not even mad. We’re swooning. We’re spiraling. We’re stalking every farmer’s market in a 10-mile radius because apparently, that’s where hot men grow.

The 34-year-old Emmy-winning daddy chef of chaos (aka Carmy from The Bear) showed up on The Tonight Show lookin’ like a human lavender candle and finally explained why he’s always caught on camera lugging around enough flowers to summon Mother Nature herself.

So what’s the tea? Turns out Jeremy isn’t building a secret flower empire or running a black market for romantic gestures. He just… likes flowers. Like, genuinely. Like, “I wake up, stretch, buy peonies, and breathe like I’m in a Nancy Meyers movie” kind of vibes.

“I have this little farmer’s market near my house,” he told Jimmy Fallon, blinking like a baby deer in a meadow. “I just love going there. I love flowers in my house. I like them in the house. I like giving them to people.”

Insert global audience melting like a Yankee Candle in August.

BUT WAIT—IT GETS WORSE (by worse, we mean unbearably cute). Jeremy arranges the flowers with his daughters, Ezer (6) and Dolores (4), every Sunday. “It’s a nice thing that we do,” he said, while 9 million people simultaneously ovulated.

No notes. He’s perfect. He’s giving “tattooed florist energy.” He’s the walking Pinterest board we never knew we needed.

And oh yeah—The Bear Season 4 is streaming now on Hulu, in case you want to watch Jeremy emotionally implode while cooking risotto and being aggressively hot.

🌸💐💔
#FlowerBae #JeremyAllenWhite #TheBearDaddy

💔 Glee Curse Strikes Again?! Cory Monteith’s Parents Pass Away Weeks Apart & The Internet Is Shook 💔

June 27, 2025

Okay… this is not a drill. Somebody call Ryan Murphy because the Monteith family timeline just turned into a tragic plot twist straight out of a very dramatic Netflix miniseries.

So, here’s the tea (but like… very respectful tea, okay?): Cory Monteith’s mom, Ann McGregor, sadly passed away on June 18 at age 74. And that happened just weeks after Cory’s estranged dad, Joe Monteith, died on May 12 at 75. That’s right — both parents gone within a month, and now fans are collectively clutching their pearls.

Cory, who played the ultimate sad jock Finn Hudson on Glee, tragically passed away back in 2013 from an accidental overdose at 31 — which still feels unreal, by the way. And now, with both his parents joining him in the great cosmic choir room in the sky, people are calling it the Glee curse season finale (please, someone light a candle shaped like a slushie cup).

Ann’s obituary says she “passed peacefully,” which honestly makes us picture her wrapped in a cloud, being carried off by backup dancers in soft lighting. Joe’s fam also gave a huge shoutout to the palliative care angels who helped him through his final days. Shoutout to Canada’s healthcare heroes, fr.

While this is definitely one of those “grab the tissues and rewatch Season 1” moments, let’s send all the love and comfort vibes to the Monteith and McGregor families. They’ve been through a lot, and we’re lighting every emotional glitter candle we can find.

Gone but never forgotten. Glee club forever. 🕊️💔
#RestInPower #GleeForever #FinnHudsonLivesOn

💔 Glee Curse Strikes Again?! Cory Monteith’s Parents Pass Away Weeks Apart & The Internet Is Shook 💔

🚨 Jeff Bezos Marries Lauren Sanchez in a Wedding So Extra It Made the Pope Blink Twice 🚨

June 27, 2025

Jeff “Space Daddy” Bezos just blasted off into holy matrimony with Lauren “Queen of Helicopters” Sanchez in a wedding so opulent, so glitter-drenched, it may have caused global WiFi lag. The power couple tied the knot Friday night (June 27) on THE island of San Giorgio Maggiore in Venice, Italy—because getting married anywhere that isn’t a 500-year-old Italian dreamscape is apparently for peasants.

ATTENDEES? OH, JUST THE WHOLE CAST OF EARTH.
This wasn’t just a wedding, babe, it was Coachella: Billionaire Mode. We’re talking:

Kim Kardashian looking like she legally owns the moon
Kendall & Kylie Jenner, cosplaying as celestial beings
Tom Brady, single and emotionally available 👀
Orlando Bloom, possibly lost from a “Pirates of the Caribbean” shoot
Leonardo DiCaprio, probably dating the gondola driver
Usher, presumably shirtless
OPRAH. WINFREY.She gets two claps and a spiritual rebirth.
Queen Rania of Jordan, because even royalty said “bet”
Bill Gates, calculating how many Excel sheets it takes to find true love

BACKSTORY, BUT MAKE IT JUICY 🫧
Jeff and Lauren’s situationship went public in 2019, right after he divorced MacKenzie Scott—aka the woman who turned “divorced billionaire” into a philanthropic power move. Lauren was also doing her own breakup ballet with Hollywood mega-agent Patrick Whitesell. So, yeah, there was drama, there were helicopters, and there was probably an Excel spreadsheet involved.

They dated for five years (which in celebrity time is like 300 years), got engaged in May 2023 on a yacht the size of a mid-sized planet, and now—voilà—they’re married.

WHAT’S NEXT?
Probably a honeymoon on Mars. Or inside the Louvre. Or both. Congrats to the newlyweds—we hope your love is stronger than Amazon Prime’s algorithm 💍💅🛸

#JeffAndLauren #BillionaireWeddingVibes #VenetianFlex

🚨 Jeff Bezos Marries Lauren Sanchez in a Wedding So Extra It Made the Pope Blink Twice 🚨

🚨 VIRGIN ERA ACTIVATED: Lorde Drops Her Wildest Album Yet & Admits to Ego Death Gardening 💿🌿🧍‍♀️

June 27, 2025

STOP EVERYTHING. The Queen of Ethereal Sad Girl Energy™ is BACK and she’s dropped an album called ‘Virgin’ — and no, it’s not about what you think it’s about (or maybe it is, who even knows anymore?).

👑 Lorde, our fave barefoot forest witch turned cosmic pop oracle, has just released her fourth studio album and it’s called ‘Virgin’ — like, actual title, not a drill. This is the follow-up to her 2021 coastal grandma cult fave Solar Power, but make it less vitamin D and more spiritual rebirth via mushroom trip.

The new album includes her latest bangers:

“What Was That” (we’re asking ourselves that too tbh),
“Man of the Year” (bold claim, but okay), and
“Hammer” (we don’t know what she’s smashing, but we’re scared… and turned on??).

🎙️ In a recent chat with Zane Lowe (a.k.a. therapy for celebrities with beats), Lorde spilled the existential tea about her double life. She basically said:

“I’m famous in America, but in New Zealand I’m just a girl with compost and social anxiety.”

Like imagine being world-famous but also taking out your own trash in Wellington?? Tragic.

She also confessed that during Solar Power, she tried to merge her two personalities — Pop Star Lorde™ and Homebody Ella™ — but spoiler alert: it didn’t exactly slay.

💬 Direct quote from her enlightened high-self:

“The purest version of me is famous… but like… in a garden… experiencing ego death… on a heroic dose.”

Ma’am… are you okay? And also where can we get that dose??

And wait for it — SHE’S GOING ON TOUR.
Yes. Lorde. Live. Possibly barefoot. Potentially levitating. Definitely iconic.

So grab your crystals, charge your phone, and stream ‘Virgin’ until your ears cry glitter.
🎧🌍💔 #LordeIsBack #VirginEra #EgoDeathVibes

🚨Chelsea’s Having a BABY?! That’s So WOMB-en! Anneliese van der Pol Preggo Explosion Hits HARD💥👶✨

June 27, 2025

We have ICONIC DISNEY ROYALTY news: Anneliese van der Pol—aka Chelsea from That’s So Raven, aka OG bestie goals—is officially pregnant and serving baby bump realness!

Yes, you heard right. Our girl is 40, fabulous, and fertile! Anneliese just dropped the cutest news bomb with her hubby Johnno Wilson (you know, the guy who played her ex-husband on Raven’s Home but is now her real husband because… Disney magic?).

And the baby? IT’S A GIRL, Y’ALL!!! 💖

Apparently they pulled off a gender reveal by whacking a golf ball that BURST into pink powder like it was a Mario Kart item box and Beyoncé’s spirit entered the chat. “I didn’t even realize how bad I wanted a girl until I saw that pink poof,” Anneliese said, probably while crying glitter and singing the That’s So Raven theme song in harmony with a dolphin.

But don’t get it twisted—this baby girl isn’t just here to be cute. Mama Anneliese already declared she doesn’t care if her daughter’s a doctor or a dolphin trainer or a potato farmer, but one thing’s for sure: “She WILL be a feminist!” 🩷🧠💅

FYI, Anneliese and Johnno met on Raven’s Home, proving once and for all that Disney Channel is the ultimate dating app. They got engaged in 2023, tied the knot in 2024, and now they’re doing the ultimate co-op mission: co-parenting.

Congratulations to the happy couple—and welcome to the world, future girlboss baby! We’re already following her Finsta.

#ThatsSoBaby #DisneyRoyaltyIncoming #FeministBabyLoading

🚨Chelsea’s Having a BABY?! That’s So WOMB-en! Anneliese van der Pol Preggo Explosion Hits HARD💥👶✨

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Sharon Stone Enters Her Final Form as a Couture Assassin in Mugler’s Retro Fever Dream

June 27, 2025

🚨 ALERT THE FASHION POLICE 🚨 Sharon “Still Hotter Than Your Whole Roster” Stone is back—and this time she’s not just slaying roles… she’s slaying looks like an elegant spy who drinks danger for breakfast and wears danger as a corset.

Mugler has officially unleashed its re/edit capsule collection, and guess who’s the face of it? Yep, Basic Instinct Barbie herself: Sharon Stone, age 67 but running on pure unfiltered ICON JUICE™. Think 1990s thriller meets futuristic intergalactic glam—with just a sprinkle of “I know where your dad keeps his credit card.”

This shoot? Inspired by Mugler’s photographic past, 90s thrillers, and possibly a deleted scene from The Matrix where Sharon roundhouse kicks someone in six-inch heels while quoting Nietzsche. Basically: cinema + couture + chaos = this campaign.

Stone’s no stranger to Mugler. She stomped the runway in 1992 and probably made 14 grown men cry in slow motion. Now she’s BACK, modeling a Frankenstein’d archive of Mugler’s juiciest looks—from Cowboy baddies to Lingerie dominatrixes to Jellyfish princess warriors. No, we didn’t make that last one up. Yes, it’s called Les Méduses. Yes, we’re obsessed.

Mugler said Sharon uses her “empowered and seductive body language” to show off the multiple identities of the Mugler woman. Translation? She’s got more personalities than your ex’s burner accounts, and each one is more glamorous than the last.

💣 The Mugler Re/Edit Capsule Collection drops September 2025, so prepare your wallets, scream into the void, and start manifesting a sugar parent.

Oh, and ICYMI: Sharon’s also starring in Nobody 2, so yes—she’s booked, busy, and possibly immortal.

#SharonStoneIsMother #MuglerMania #ServingSinceThe80s 🖤

Sharon Stone Enters Her Final Form as a Couture Assassin in Mugler’s Retro Fever Dream

Alex Warren & ROSÉ Just Dropped a Surprise Love Song and Everyone’s Crying in Their Cereal

June 27, 2025

Alex Warren just pulled a Beyoncé and surprise-dropped a love song with actual K-pop royalty—ROSÉ from BLACKPINK—and it’s giving… heartbreak, healing, and hormones all at once.

The song’s called “On My Mind” and yes, it’s about someone being on your mind, but like, in the poetic, scream-crying-into-a-pillow-while-wearing-a-hoodie-you-don’t-own kind of way. Romantic. Tortured. Iconic.

Alex teased the song earlier this week with a sneaky lil’ clip on Insta, casually forgetting to mention that he collabed with ROSÉ, aka the human equivalent of a glowing goddess who sings like a love letter dipped in gold. But don’t worry—BLINKS cracked the code instantly. You can’t hide that vocal fairy dust from us.

And plot twist: this song is part of his upcoming album “You’ll Be Alright, Kid”, which drops July 18 and is already making therapists nervous. He’s also sitting pretty at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 with “Ordinary,” because apparently Alex Warren said world domination, but make it emotionally vulnerable.

Let’s talk lyrics. Get ready for some serious ✨feels✨:

“Maybe it’s the way the clouds are painted / A perfect shade of yellow all across the sky…”

Cue: me staring at the sunset thinking about someone who liked my BeReal once in 2022.

“Or maybe it’s the way the times are changing / And I’m stuck in the middle, frozen in a fire…”

HELLO??? Emotional meltdown with a poetic twist???

“But baby, you’re on my mind.”

AND NOW I’M SOBBING IN AUTO-TUNE.

The music video is out, and spoiler alert: it will ruin your mascara, your dignity, and maybe your last three brain cells. In the best way.

Go watch it. Stream it. Tattoo the lyrics on your soul.
#OnMyMind #AlexAndRosé #EmoButMakeItHot 💔🎶🖤

Usher Takes His Shirt Off, Italy Loses Its Mind

June 27, 2025

BREAKING: Usher said “clothes? Never heard of her” and blessed Italy with a shirtless yacht moment that could cure seasonal depression, acne, and probably bad WiFi. Yes, that Usher — Mr. “U Got It Bad” himself — was spotted serving dad-bod deluxe in Portofino, Italy, like it was Fashion Week for nipples.

This Mediterranean thirst trap wasn’t a solo act either. His wife, the stunning Jenn Goicoechea, was right there by his side rocking a purple bikini so cute it probably made dolphins do a double take. The couple was out here living their best SPF-50 fantasy on a private yacht so fancy even Poseidon felt broke.

Why were they there? Oh, just doing hot rich couple things before rolling up to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s pre-wedding bash in Venice. You know, casual billionaire brunch vibes with the girlies.

FYI, these two lovebirds actually tied the knot during last year’s Super Bowl weekend — while Usher was performing the halftime show. That’s right. Most people can’t even eat nachos and text at the same time, and this man said “I do” while dancing in a leather harness on live TV.

Moral of the story: Usher’s still got it. Jenn’s still glowing. And Italy is still recovering from the collective fainting spell caused by Usher’s abs.

#YachtDaddy #UsherUnleashed #JennSaidYasss

Usher Takes His Shirt Off, Italy Loses Its Mind

🚨BEHATI PRINSLOO BOOTS ADAM LEVINE FROM MAROON 5?! New Music Vid Is Pure ’80s Chaos 🚨

June 27, 2025

Behati Prinsloo just body-snatched her own husband and became the unofficial Queen of Maroon 5 in their new video for “All Night” — and yes, she is lip-syncing his vocals like she pays rent on them 😭💅✨

In the gloriously unhinged visual fever dream (directed by the serve machine Aerin Moreno), Behati struts center stage in full neon glam while Adam Levine gets demoted to background sax guy. Yeah. SAXOPHONE. Not vocals. Not guitar. Just him and his blowy brass tube, vibing in the shadows while Behati eats him up on HIS OWN TRACK. Girlboss behavior at its highest setting.

This 80s-inspired bop will be part of Maroon 5’s upcoming album “Love Is Like” (iconic vague title alert!) which drops August 15, so mark your iCals or cry in your Notes app.

Adam, being the supportive himbo husband he is, said, “We’re not thinking too hard anymore. We’re just vibing and being funky like the old days.” Translation: No thoughts, just synths.

Oh, and if you’re not already blacking out from excitement, M5 just announced a 23-date arena tour across the U.S., with pit stops at L.A.’s Kia Forum, NYC’s Madison Square Garden, and finally wrapping up in Detroit (because chaos loves a dramatic ending).

📺 Watch the video now unless you hate joy and fun.

#BehatiAte #Maroon5Madness #SaxDaddyLevine

🚨DIDDY DRAMA: Gas Station Invite Turns Into Wildest Lawsuit of the Century?!🚨

June 26, 2025

Okay so… imagine you’re just trying to get gas, maybe grab a Red Bull, and suddenly a chauffeur rolls up like, “Wanna go to a party with Diddy?” Most people would be like “lol what?” but one dude—Brandon Adams—said, “Bet.”

Fast forward to the worst party of his life™.

Brandon says he pulled up to Diddy’s mansion in 2021, left his phone in the car like it was Area 51, and walked into what sounds like the crossover episode of Euphoria and The Purge. Celebs everywhere. Booze flowing. He gets dizzy, finds an empty room to lay down, and BOOM. Lights out.

What happens next? According to Brandon, he wakes up mid-horror movie: pants unbuckling, a whisper in the dark—allegedly Diddy going, “You’re about to get that Diddy love.” (????)

The man says he was rolled like a rotisserie chicken, promised a “massage,” and then things got extremely NOT spa day. He claims Diddy did the unthinkable, dropped his full legal name like a Bond villain, and left the room like it was just a Monday.

And then—plot twist—Brandon says security basically said, “You can leave cute or leave bruised,” made him sign an NDA, and ghosted him off the property. On the way home? He gets pulled for a DUI. Says it was the “mystery drinks.” This party had more plot twists than Gossip Girl: Diddy Edition.

Now he’s suing for sexual assault, gender violence, and more, with lawyer Tony Buzbee (a.k.a. Diddy’s Legal Worst Nightmare Vol. 3), who’s already handling other Diddy lawsuits.

Diddy’s legal team came out swinging, basically saying: “He ain’t do it. Everyone lies. See you in court.”

📸🎤✨Welcome to the darkest timeline of celebrity lawsuits, where gas stations lead to NDAs and the only massage you get is trauma.

#DiddyAllegations #LawsuitMadness #PartyGoneWrong 😵‍💫

🚨DIDDY DRAMA: Gas Station Invite Turns Into Wildest Lawsuit of the Century?!🚨

✨Amanda Seyfried Fought for Glinda Like It Was the Hunger Games (But in Pink Heels & Sparkles)✨

June 26, 2025

Amanda Seyfried just revealed she basically went to Broadway war trying to snatch the role of Glinda in Wicked—and it’s giving desperation, determination, and diva realness.

Our girl Amanda—aka Karen from Mean Girls, aka your mom’s fave in Mamma Mia—was out here grinding harder than a Starbucks blender on Frappuccino Happy Hour. Despite being 39, rich, beautiful, and in that magical celeb zone where she never has to audition for anything anymore, she voluntarily threw herself into the Glinda Thunderdome SIX TIMES. SIX. WHO DOES THAT??

“I’m in that privileged spot where I just don’t have to audition,” Amanda said on some fancy podcast that probably has jazz music in the intro. “But I was like, ‘Nah fam, I NEED TO BE GLINDA.’”

And when we say she trained, she TRAINED. Like Rocky Balboa meets Glee Club. She was harmonizing in the shower. Belting high notes while brushing her teeth. Probably doing jazz hands during Zoom calls. “I worked my ass off for YEARS on that music,” she said, like this was the Olympics of High Notes.

But guess what? The role went to Ariana “Whistle Tones or Bust” Grande. Tragic. Heartbreaking. A loss for the pink glittery community.

Still, Amanda came out of this like a sparkly phoenix. She said something poetic about how auditioning is beautiful and you should just be yourself and not act weird even when you’re nervous—which is… not how I personally operate, but slay queen!

So yes, Amanda Seyfried didn’t get the part. But she gave us THE DRAMA. And the next time you’re sobbing in the shower because you didn’t get cast as Tree #2 in the school musical, just remember: Even Hollywood royalty gets rejected. In heels. With glitter. And dignity.

#AmandaWasRobbed #JusticeForSeyfried #WickedWars💅🧹💚

💥Brad Pitt’s House RANSACKED While He Was Serving Slay on the Red Carpet💥

June 26, 2025

BREAKING: Brad Pitt’s Los Feliz mansion just got busted open like a piñata at a billionaire baby’s birthday bash.

While Mr. “Still Got It at 61” was across the pond in London working the F1 red carpet like a Dior-wrapped daddy, three chaos gremlins broke into his L.A. palace and went full GTA.

🚨According to police (aka the real tea spillers), the trio smashed through a front window like they were auditioning for “Ocean’s 4: Dumb Edition,” tore the place up, and ran off with “miscellaneous property” — which probably means vintage sunglasses, limited edition GQ covers, and maybe a crystal shaped like Angelina Jolie’s cheekbone.

And the kicker? Brad wasn’t even home. He was out there giving “Silver Fox Barbie goes to the races” energy in London, while some randos treated his house like a Black Friday sale at Supreme.

Also, Brad’s not the only A-lister getting looted like a Sim’s mansion on cheat mode. Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban, Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson—literally everyone in Hollywood is one break-in away from installing medieval castle moats.

👀So what have we learned?

1. Lock your windows.
2. Don’t leave town without a dragon guarding your estate.
3. Brad Pitt is still hot even when his house gets burglarized.

#BradPitt #F1TheftSaga #LosFelizLooters #CelebrityCrimeFiles #RansackAndRoll

🚨Emma Stone Gets Alien-Napped by Meth Damon in New Movie and We’re Freaking Out🚨

June 26, 2025

Okay so imagine this: you’re a girlboss CEO, slaying your little power suit and sipping overpriced matcha when BAM—you get kidnapped by two dudes who think you’re an alien plotting to destroy Earth. That’s basically the entire plot of Bugonia, the newest cinematic fever dream from director Yorgos “I Only Make Vibes” Lanthimos. 🎬👽

Yes babes, the Bugonia trailer just dropped and it’s giving Black Mirror meets Rick and Morty with a side of ✨Oscar bait✨.

Starring Emma “I’ve Won Every Award” Stone, Jesse Plemons (aka Meth Damon, aka the most terrifying man to politely kidnap you), plus Aidan Delbis, Stavros Halkias (yes, the comedian with chaotic uncle energy), and THE Alicia Silverstone (Cher Horowitz in her villain era???), this movie is already giving top-tier delulu.

Plot TL;DR: Two unhinged guys with tinfoil hats kidnap a CEO (Emma) because they think she’s an alien queen set on world domination. And honestly? Based on her bone structure and that stare? I believe them. 👽💅

Also this is Emma and Yorgos’ fourth movie together. Like… are they the new Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter? Discuss. 😤

Meanwhile, Emma’s booked and busy—she’s also starring in Ari Aster’s new acid trip of a film Eddington with Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal, and Austin “Lips” Butler. That one drops July 18 and we already know it’s gonna wreck our mental health (in a sexy way).

🗓️ Bugonia crash-lands in select theaters October 24 and goes full alien invasion on October 31. Mark your calendars, charge your crystals, and trust NO ONE. 🛸💥

#EmmaStoneIsAnAlien #BugoniaBrainRot #JessePlemonsScaresMe

🚨 Anna Wintour Yeets Herself Out of Vogue Throne After 37 Years – Is Fashion Even Real Now?! 💅🕶️

June 26, 2025

BREAKING: The woman who invented sunglasses indoors and judging people silently is officially stepping down as Vogue’s Editor-in-Chief after ruling fashion like a high-glam Game of Thrones villain since 1987. 😱👑

Yup, 75-year-old icon/ice queen/grand sorceress of slay Anna Wintour just told the Vogue staff she’s hanging up her editor-in-chief crown (but like, not her Prada). And after THIRTY. SEVEN. YEARS. of running the fashion world with one hair strand out of place (maximum), she’s finally hitting “shuffle” on her life playlist. 🎧🧵

But don’t get it twisted—Anna’s not going full grandma mode and disappearing to knit sweaters in the Alps. Nah, she’s still staying at Condé Nast in her other infinity gauntlet roles: Global Chief Content Officer AND Global Editorial Director. Basically, she’s still the final boss for magazines like Wired, GQ, Vanity Fair, Allure, Bon Appétit, and like half the internet. 🤯📚💄🍝

The official reason? She wants to spend “more time supporting the markets equally.” Translation: fashion world tour incoming. She’s about to teleport from Paris to Tokyo with a passport full of attitude and a suitcase full of judgment. ✈️🧳🌍

Who’s taking over her legendary seat at Vogue? Literally nobody knows yet, but the competition’s gonna be fiercer than a TikTok dance-off during Fashion Week. 👠💃

Stay tuned. Anna may have taken one step down—but her heels are still higher than your GPA. #WintourIsComing #EditorExit #VogueDrama #FashionApocalypse #NewEraIncoming

🚨KIM K, KYLIE & THE GLAM SQUAD INVADE ITALY FOR BEZOS’ BILLIONAIRE BONANZA!🚨

June 26, 2025

BREAKING: The Kardashian-Jenner girlies just touched down in Venice like it’s Fashion Week meets the Met Gala meets The Hunger Games: Rich People Edition. That’s right—Kim, Khloé, Kylie, Kendall, and Mothership Kris Jenner herself just strutted into Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez’s pre-wedding bash like they were the final bosses of luxury.

🎯Location? A closed cloister next to the actual Madonna dell’Orto church. Translation: medieval nun vibes, but make it couture.

💅Transportation? Yachts? Helicopters? Teleportation? No, sweetie. They arrived in boats. Because Venice. And also because Bezos doesn’t do boring. Kim, Khloé, Kris, and Sugar Daddy-In-Chief Corey Gamble were sharing one floating flex machine, while Kylie and Kendall rode in their own separate little Prada gondola situation (we assume).

🕵️‍♀️Conspicuously absent? Kourtney Kardashian. Maybe she had a PTA meeting. Maybe she’s allergic to billionaires. We don’t know. We respect her mystery.

Oh, and don’t forget—this whole glamboree is just the welcome party. The main wedding hasn’t even happened yet. Which means we are one sequin away from a Dolce & Gabbana-level meltdown. 😭✨

PS: Last month, Kim & Kris also crashed Lauren Sanchez’s Parisian bachelorette weekend, so clearly they’re on the Billionaire Bridal World Tour. Next stop? Probably Mars. If Elon RSVPs.

#RichGirlEnergy #KardashiansTakeVenice #BezosWeddingDrama #ICONIC

🚨KIM K, KYLIE & THE GLAM SQUAD INVADE ITALY FOR BEZOS’ BILLIONAIRE BONANZA!🚨

🚨BEZOS WEDDING BONANZA: Jeff & Lauren Sanchez Hit the Canals Serving Billionaire Realness in Venice! 🚤💸👰‍♀️

June 26, 2025

Jeff “I Own the Internet” Bezos and his fiancée Lauren “Serving Space Barbie” Sanchez just crash-landed in Venice like it’s their personal runway and we’re all just extras in their pre-wedding rom-com.

On Wednesday night (aka the teaser trailer before their Big Fat Tech Wedding), the lovebirds were spotted leaving their hotel and hopping into a water taxi like it’s Uber XL for the ultra-rich. Their destination? The Palazzo Brandolini—basically a palace but make it Italian and mega exclusive. Yeah, we don’t know her either, but she sounds expensive.

Jeff, 61, stepped out looking like a Bond villain turned fashion daddy in a black suit, cream shirt, and sunglasses at night, because the sun never sets on Bezos Time™. Lauren, 55, came to slay in a one-shoulder black and silver striped dress that screamed, “Yes, I’m marrying a trillionaire and I look hot doing it.”

Their big “I do” moment is set for Saturday, June 28, but plot twist: they reportedly had to switch venues. Originally set for the Scuola Grande della Misericordia (say that three times fast), the wedding plans hit a lil snag. No word yet if it was double-booked by a Kardashian gender reveal or cursed by a Venetian ghost, but we’re watching 👀

Stay tuned for the full Bezos Wedding Cinematic Universe™ coming to a yacht near you.

#JeffBezos #LaurenSanchez #BezosWeddingTakeover #RichPeopleThings #VenetianVibes #BridezillaButMakeItBillionaire

🚨BEZOS WEDDING BONANZA: Jeff & Lauren Sanchez Hit the Canals Serving Billionaire Realness in Venice! 🚤💸👰‍♀️

BREAKING: Taylor Swift Buys GIANT Friendship Bracelet Bigger Than Your House for $13K Because… Why Not?! 💅🎀

June 26, 2025

Okay. Pause your scrolling. Put your phone down (actually don’t). Because Mother just bought the biggest friendship bracelet in the entire known universe. Like, literally. It’s the size of a space worm from Dune.

During her Eras Tour stop in New Orleans, a MASSIVE 140-foot-long, 7-foot-tall inflatable friendship bracelet was casually hanging out on the Caesars Superdome like it owned the place—and now it actually kinda does, because Taylor Swift’s company Firefly Entertainments Inc. just dropped $13,000 on it. Yup. Thirteen. Thousand. Dollars. For a bracelet. That you cannot even wear. Because it is BIGGER THAN A SCHOOL BUS.

Apparently, Firefly (aka TayTay’s real-life version of Men in Black) is now responsible for picking up and shipping this rubbery behemoth. Imagine opening your front door to find that thing in your driveway. Someone’s HOA is about to file a complaint. 💀

The bracelet was dreamed up by New Orleans marketing genius Abby Jones and brought to life by artist Shawn Kolodny (who was clearly like, “Let’s make this inflatable so large it blocks out the sun”). The bracelet went viral, traveled city to city, and collected more awards than Zendaya during Euphoria season one.

Even Taylor herself shouted it out during her shows in NOLA. So now, naturally, she owns it. Duh.

Let’s be real—if Taylor Swift wants a giant friendship bracelet, Taylor Swift gets a giant friendship bracelet. The rest of us? We get the little ones from Claire’s and pray they don’t snap after 3 wears.

#SwiftieSupremacy #InflatableInsanity #ErasTourEgoBracelet

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