Oprah Parts Ways With WeightWatchers After Using Weight Loss Drugs

Get ready to clutch your sides because Oprah Winfrey is busting out of her role with WeightWatchers like a superhero escaping a bad movie plot!

The 70-year-old media maestro recently dropped the mic on her nearly decade-long stint on the companyโ€™s board, leaving us all wondering if our diets will ever be the same again. And guess what? It turns out she’s been on weight-loss medication! Talk about a plot twist that would make even the most seasoned soap opera writer raise an eyebrow.

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But fear not, for Oprah is not abandoning us entirely. Oh no, she’s generously decided to dole out her stocks like Halloween candy, except instead of chocolate bars, itโ€™s shares in a weight-loss company. According to sources, she’s planning to donate her stash to the National Museum of African American History and Culture. Now that’s what I call a stock split with a side of social consciousness!

And what about the remaining crumbs of her stock portfolio? Well, they’re estimated to be worth less than what some find in their couch cushions after a vigorous Netflix binge. But hey, who needs millions when you’ve got the power to inspire millions, right?

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In a statement that probably didn’t break the internet but certainly tickled a few funny bones, Oprah mentioned something about continuing to advise and collaborate with WeightWatchers, all while championing the cause of recognizing obesity as a chronic condition. Because if thereโ€™s one thing Oprah knows, itโ€™s how to turn a conversation about weight into a national event. Move over, royal weddingsโ€”Oprah’s got some advocacy to do!

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But hold your kale smoothies, because WeightWatchers wants to make it crystal clear: this breakup wasn’t due to any behind-the-scenes drama. Nope, no disagreements here! Just Oprah, gracefully exiting stage left like the queen she is, leaving behind a trail of iconic moments and a legacy that will forever be etched into the history of weight loss. Farewell, Oprah at WeightWatchersโ€”you were the sprinkle on our guilt-free cupcake.

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