Okay, brace yourselves because Louis “British Boyfriend Supreme” Partridge just went FULL softboy on main and the internet is collectively combusting like a marshmallow left in the microwave too long.
The 22-year-old Enola Holmes cutie popped off on Instagram with a rare emotional outburst (British people don’t usually emote, they just drink tea and suppress feelings) about his girlfriend, a.k.a. heartbreak queen turned global Glastonbury slayer, Olivia Rodrigo.
“My girl just bodied Glastonbury,” he basically said—but in a much more polite, pastel-boy way. Peep the vibes:
“I hope you caught Olivia’s show last night… A truly special performance on such a huge scale. She worked her a– off for it and couldn’t be more deserving.”
Sir, are YOU the prince of public support?? Because this is giving Shakespeare in the SIMPth dimension.
Then he dropped the mic with:
“What a moment. #glastonberry🍓❤️❤️❤️”
GLASTONBERRY??? I’m sorry, is this the 2014 Tumblr romance we never got but totally deserve?
Olivia slid into the comments like:
“GlastonBERRY ilysm 😭😭😭”
AND WE MELTED. INTO. A. PUDDLE.
BTW, these two have been romantically entangled since October 2023 and made their red carpet debut last summer in Venice—yes, as in Italy, as in romantic gondola realness, as in Lizzie McGuire dreams coming true.
Anyway, if your crush doesn’t post a strawberry hashtag after your world tour set… they’re not the one.
#OliviaAndLouis #SoftBoySummer #glastonberry🍓💘
