Offset’s Wild Celebrity Crush Reveal Has the Internet Spinning Like a Beyblade

Buy Me A Coffee

GET ON THE LIST - ICONICHIPSTER.COM

Receive daily posts plus list-exclusive content straight to your inbox:

We never spam.

(Spoiler: It’s Sabrina “Tiny But Mighty” Carpenter 😱)

OKAY SO—Offset just casually dropped a plot twist so chaotic it could’ve been written by the writers of Euphoria. In a moment that had no business being this entertaining, the 33-year-old rapper went full simp-mode for none other than pop’s tiniest powerhouse: Sabrina “Short Queen Energy” Carpenter.

It all went down in a Complex video where magician Anna DeGuzman (yes, an actual wizard) asked Offset to think of his celeb crush—but not say it out loud because ✨magic✨. Offset, clearly confused but vibing, locked in his choice. He didn’t say the name out loud, didn’t hum a song, didn’t even pretend to know what “Feather” sounds like—and yet this sorceress still pulled out a card that said “Sabrina Carpenter.”

See also  Barry Keoghan Attended Sabrina Carpenter's VMA Rehearsals, But Skipped The Awards Ceremony

Offset’s reaction? Total glitch in the Matrix.

“HOW YOU GET THIS RIGHT? THAT’S CRAZY. THAT’S CRAZY. THIS IS CAP! I AIN’T NEVER SAID THIS BEFORE.”

Bro was gagged. Gobsmacked. Glitched. Like he just saw Sabrina levitate into his DMs with angel wings and a glitter cannon.

And get this—he couldn’t even name one of her songs 😭. But he did say, “Artistically, she’s got it all together,” which is basically Grammy-level praise in man-language.

See also  🚨Blake Lively Is Summoning the Internet’s Most Unhinged Trolls to Court Like It’s the Final Boss Battle of Drama Island🚨

Now let’s add one more spicy meatball to this sauce pot: Offset is currently estranged from Cardi B (who filed for divorce in 2024), and this Sabrina revelation feels like a soft-launch of his new simp era. It’s giving ✨post-divorce whimsical chaos✨.

Offset stanning Sabrina was not on our 2025 bingo card but honestly? We ship it. Sabrina’s out here giving Barbie-core bops, and Offset is ready to risk it all—even if he has to Google her discography later.

See also  Joey King Gushes About BFF Sabrina Carpenter's Music

TL;DR: Offset got magically exposed for having a celebrity crush on Sabrina Carpenter and now the internet is collectively spiraling.

🚨 Offset x Sabrina world tour WHEN?
🚨 Cardi B subtweet loading in 3…2…1…

#OffsetIsDownBad #SabrinaSlayed #MagicianExposedHisHeart

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Priyanka Chopra Posts, Then Deletes, Photo of Joe Jonas and Stormi Bree

It seems like we've stumbled upon a Hollywood love...

Shawn Mendes Arrives in Argentina, Immediately Becomes National Treasure

Shawn Mendes has touched down in Argentina, and the...

Whoopi Goldberg Once Dated A Man Who Was 40 Years Older Than Her

Whoopi Goldberg has unearthed some truly fossilized gems from...

You Might Also Like

Madonna Reflects On Her Hospitalization One Year After Bacterial Infection

Last year, Madonna faced off against a villainous bacterial...

Ava Max Releases New Single Titled ‘Spot A Fake’

Ava Max is back, baby, and she’s not here...

Christina Aguilera Provides Update on New Music

Christina Aguilera, dynamo of pop who hasn't graced us...